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11 Sep 2003, 17:44
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amusing 9/11 article
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11 Sep 2003, 17:49
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Re: amusing 9/11 article
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I will be specific here. What is needed is an all-out immediate attack, nuclear if necessary, on targets chosen by the US. 24 hours notice should then be given to the governments of Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon and Libya, that they are to resign their political positions now or face more of the same tomorrow.
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Yes, that sounds like American diplomacy.
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11 Sep 2003, 17:51
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Re: amusing 9/11 article
damn yanks who think that america is a beacon for values and morality.
america is nothing but a symbol of hamburger munching obesity, chimpanzees, ignorance and incompetence
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11 Sep 2003, 18:01
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I lost interrest after 2/3rds of the article because I had the idea the writer isn't even taking himself seriously.
America is hardly the example for things like "freedom", or "bravery" as they often state themselves. It's a purely cappitalist country where the only freedom people have is to try to get as much money out of others as possible.
I hate America... I'm even beginning to believe that America is an evil that should be removed from this planet.
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11 Sep 2003, 18:05
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Only as amusing as most capmag articles. Collective goals, common good, and so on.
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11 Sep 2003, 18:08
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Originally posted by queball
Only as amusing as most capmag articles. Collective goals, common good, and so on.
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capmag can be ok when they arent talking about foreign policy, or letting ARI lunatics submit articles.
The asian woman who passionately hates all immigrants is funny.
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11 Sep 2003, 18:25
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Re: amusing 9/11 article
oh sweet jesus
The guy want to nuke Iran, and then say that it is the fault of the iranian regime...
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11 Sep 2003, 18:26
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Originally posted by Structural Integrity
I hate America... I'm even beginning to believe that America is an evil that should be removed from this planet.
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no, not removed,
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11 Sep 2003, 18:27
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sorry just read this
"After we are safe from state-sponsored terrorism, and after the world understands that American soil cannot be violated without massive destruction of anyone even remotely connected with it, then the exact investigations can be made of who in particular manned this particular attack."
Exactly what does he mean by remotely?
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11 Sep 2003, 18:35
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I hope Bush nukes Scottland, and then I hope he nukes Glasgow.
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11 Sep 2003, 18:41
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I stopped reading after 1 minute, I can't stomach that much bull**** in one go.
Interesting though that he was speaking of state sponsored terrorism (read that in this thread, not the article).
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11 Sep 2003, 18:43
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Re: Re: amusing 9/11 article
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Originally posted by Zar
damn yanks who think that america is a beacon for values and morality.
america is nothing but a symbol of hamburger munching obesity, chimpanzees, ignorance and incompetence
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This is about as constructive as jumping into the toilet and flush yourself down the drain.
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Originally Posted by Nodrog
I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
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11 Sep 2003, 18:47
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Originally posted by Ärketrollmannen
Exactly what does he mean by remotely?
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I think its pretty clear, anyone who downloads porn must die.
Downloading porn is the the modern equivalent of the old smut magazines which gave men the option of looking at naked women without actually having sexual contact with them, a moden invention. The modern form of public abailable porn was started by playboy magazine. One of the most popular issues of Playboy ever are the ones featuring Pamela Anderson, she is also the celebrity to have appeared on the most covers. Pamela Anderson got her career started by starring as the 'Tool-time girl' on the fictional TV show Tool Time, on the sitcom Home Improvement. In Home Improvement, people are always hearing about Tim and Al, the show's co-hosts, buying their supplies and being sponsored by a hardware Store called Binford Tools. Binford tools starts its name with Bin, which is of course the same as the cognomen of the architect of the World Trade centre Bombings, Osama Bin laden.
Thus anyone who downloads porn is remotely connected to the World Trade centre bombings, and according to this article, should be executed, preferably with nuclear weapons.
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11 Sep 2003, 18:50
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I find it mind-boggling that it was actually written by a Professor of History...
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11 Sep 2003, 18:54
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Originally posted by Emperorn
I find it mind-boggling that it was actually written by a Professor of History...
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I am not actually a professor. Though I have my doctorate, and have considered teaching positions, I still work for the Canadian Government.
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11 Sep 2003, 18:56
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Originally posted by Vermillion
I am not actually a professor. Though I have my doctorate, and have considered teaching positions, I still work for the Canadian Government.
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Ahem, I was referring to the original article...
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11 Sep 2003, 19:08
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Originally posted by Vermillion
I think its pretty clear, anyone who downloads porn must die.
Downloading porn is the the modern equivalent of the old smut magazines which gave men the option of looking at naked women without actually having sexual contact with them, a moden invention. The modern form of public abailable porn was started by playboy magazine. One of the most popular issues of Playboy ever are the ones featuring Pamela Anderson, she is also the celebrity to have appeared on the most covers. Pamela Anderson got her career started by starring as the 'Tool-time girl' on the fictional TV show Tool Time, on the sitcom Home Improvement. In Home Improvement, people are always hearing about Tim and Al, the show's co-hosts, buying their supplies and being sponsored by a hardware Store called Binford Tools. Binford tools starts its name with Bin, which is of course the same as the cognomen of the architect of the World Trade centre Bombings, Osama Bin laden.
Thus anyone who downloads porn is remotely connected to the World Trade centre bombings, and according to this article, should be executed, preferably with nuclear weapons.
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Actually, I believe this is closer to the truth than anyone here dares to admit
Are there alot of americans that feels this way?
I read in the DN today, they quoted a sister to one of the dead firemen (s'cuse my translation)
"I am not ready to forgive, the government should bomb the entire middle east, killing everyobody there, it would make me feel better"
It is more but this pretty much sums it up.
her name is Christine Ragusa Btw
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11 Sep 2003, 19:17
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Originally posted by Ärketrollmannen
Actually, I believe this is closer to the truth than anyone here dares to admit
Are there alot of americans that feels this way?
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No, not very many at all. Although it appears you've already concluded otherwise.
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I read in the DN today, they quoted a sister to one of the dead firemen (s'cuse my translation)
"I am not ready to forgive, the government should bomb the entire middle east, killing everyobody there, it would make me feel better"
It is more but this pretty much sums it up.
her name is Christine Ragusa Btw
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And how is that possibly relevant? One grieving relative doesn't speak for the whole country.
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11 Sep 2003, 19:22
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99.9% on the 'total unfiltered bile' meter.
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11 Sep 2003, 19:24
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ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i hate reporters like this.
i hate stories like this
its utter utter ****
i got to the second paragraph and thought 'im not going to readon' because ITS FULL OF ****.
why dont these people just go and fight their wars. join the army or something to defend their country. instead of sitting on their ass writing inflamatory responses of which they know absoulutly **** all about.
****ing whiney bitches.
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11 Sep 2003, 19:27
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Originally posted by JammyJim
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i hate reporters like this.
i hate stories like this
its utter utter ****
i got to the second paragraph and thought 'im not going to readon' because ITS FULL OF ****.
why dont these people just go and fight their wars. join the army or something to defend their country. instead of sitting on their ass writing inflamatory responses of which they know absoulutly **** all about.
****ing whiney bitches.
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Maybe he was trolling 
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11 Sep 2003, 19:32
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Quote:
Originally posted by Emperorn
Ahem, I was referring to the original article...
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(Choke)
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Right then.
That'll teach me...
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11 Sep 2003, 19:33
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ärketrollmannen
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lolly roffle
edit: Jesus that's a huge pile of monkey crap. Author has been watching too much 24 methinks
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11 Sep 2003, 19:42
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Originally posted by Tactitus
No, not very many at all. Although it appears you've already concluded otherwise.
And how is that possibly relevant? One grieving relative doesn't speak for the whole country.
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I am talking about that it is two years ago.
And it was in the same line as the article.
obviously I don not think alla americans are like this,
Of all the americans I have spoken to on the net, only Davin Brahm has really really annoyed me in a way that make me feel scared
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11 Sep 2003, 22:11
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Originally posted by Structural Integrity
I lost interrest after 2/3rds of the article because I had the idea the writer isn't even taking himself seriously.
America is hardly the example for things like "freedom", or "bravery" as they often state themselves. It's a purely cappitalist country where the only freedom people have is to try to get as much money out of others as possible.
I hate America... I'm even beginning to believe that America is an evil that should be removed from this planet.
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Hey, we're not all this stupid. 
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