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Unread 2 Sep 2003, 20:40   #1
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Urinal Confusion
standard play in the classic "public urinal game"

A represents me,
- represents an adult urinal
_ represents a kiddie urinal
O represents a urinal in use


Here's the initial problem for discussion:

A _-------------------------------------

Rule #1 for the public urinal game being go for the first or last one.

However, in this case the first is a kiddie, and I'd feel like an ass if a kid came in and couldn't find one low enough.

The last is bad too, cause I'm lazy and don't want to walk to the end in a long row of urinals.

Urinal two shall heretofore be referred to as "the Catholic Priest Urinal" or "The Paedo". So that does no good either.

My solution was urinal three. But then I'm 'in the middle' and anyone who walks in will assume I'm gay and maybe pound me in the ass while I'm vulnerable I considered solving that by yelling "I'm not gay, it's just that urinals 1, 2, and N were unacceptable for various reasons!" but I settled for the plan whereby I stand in shame and pray for the preservation of my rectum.

Anyway, a better solution is desired.
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It doesn't sound like you're confused at all. You've enumerated certain possibilities and listed disadvantages. All we can do is help you to "think (piss) outside the box (urinal)". I'd go for #2 personally.
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It doesn't sound like you're confused at all. You've enumerated certain possibilities and listed disadvantages. All we can do is help you to "think (piss) outside the box (urinal)". I'd go for #2 personally.
That's exactly what I said, but my editor said "No, 'Urinal Confusion' is the perfect title for this piece. And that's final."

At least I have some freedom within the confines of the individual pieces.
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i dont have a shy bladder anymore. I used to, but now i dont. I can piss anywhere anytime on anyone. even in public places
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i dont have a shy bladder anymore. I used to, but now i dont. I can piss anywhere anytime on anyone. even in public places
i think ive decided you rock.
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A                     -           -     -   -   -         -   -           -     -
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-   -   -       -   - -     -   -         -     - - - -         -   -     -     -
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Re: Urinal Confusion
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Originally posted by acropolis
standard play in the classic "public urinal game"

A represents me,
- represents an adult urinal
_ represents a kiddie urinal
O represents a urinal in use


Here's the initial problem for discussion:

A _-------------------------------------
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i have this problem all the time
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Or get your mate to walk in and eat the strange pink smell soap thing in the bottom of the urinal bowl. I've not seen so many grown men zip up and run since someone cried "Hey it's Dace!"

Edit : It's a "Urinal Cake" apparantly.
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Quote:
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Or get your mate to walk in and eat the strange pink smell soap thing in the bottom of the urinal bowl. I've not seen so many grown men zip up and run since someone cried "Hey it's Dace!"

Edit : It's a "Urinal Cake" apparantly.
i've always know it as a Urinal mint...

in other news, google revealed this: http://www.dangerous-walkers.com/issue2/urinal.htm
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I thought the whole point of guys in the loo was to get in, and get out as soon as you can. You shouldn't have time to worry about where you go. Besides, here we only have one trough per toilet. Makes it easier.
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