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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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Why the **** did I wait that long for a response like that while I am badly in need of sleep?
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7 Jun 2005, 23:50
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
You sound perturbated my sweet love, why don't you get in bed as well?
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7 Jun 2005, 23:52
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Gone
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
I've got a headache.
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7 Jun 2005, 23:54
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
You'll actually have a headache if I manage to hunt the two of you down and bash your skulls together.
Really guys - becoming dull.
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7 Jun 2005, 23:54
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Guy next door
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
k babe
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7 Jun 2005, 23:54
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I've got a headache.
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Sounds like you could need a backrub.
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7 Jun 2005, 23:57
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Gone
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
Sounds like you could need a backrub.
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You offering?
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Originally Posted by Sarina_Joy
Really guys - becoming dull.
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8 Jun 2005, 00:12
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
You offering?
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Do you want me to offer you a backrub.
*wink*wink*
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8 Jun 2005, 00:31
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Gone
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
*sigh*
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8 Jun 2005, 01:20
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
In this thread I was quoted by a fellow internet user and came all over my trousers :(
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8 Jun 2005, 01:26
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Gone
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
Welcome to the sticky trousers society, Jonny.
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8 Jun 2005, 03:07
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
I don't mind speaking about sex, but I won't get into details like from what angle I penetrated her and how thick my sperm is during launchtime traveling towards her left cheek.
For the SS is a closet faggot crew: just read him and his instead of she
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
I can remember making atleast one thread about it, after the first time I screwed and American girl.
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I did get the last laugh by dismembering her and scattering the parts in various places*
* although I may have dreamt that bit
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8 Jun 2005, 06:43
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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Originally Posted by Vaio
I screwed an american girl, then I married her and she screwed me.
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But you are American. For me hearing "f*ck me harder, f*cking f*ck me harder, don't eeeeeever stop f*ucking me, f*uck me into oblivion, oh god, oh god" uttered for real with a coy Californian accent was like suddenly starting in a porn flick. I might be a simple man with simple pleasures, but I bloody well liked that.
Never met her since, though
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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But you are American.
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8 Jun 2005, 06:58
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Guy next door
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
You still talk about girls you've had/want/chatup though
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Yeah, so?
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8 Jun 2005, 07:04
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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I'm bloody not
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OOOOPS!
Sorry!
No offense intended!
But you are a native English speaker? Then my point applies somewhat still....
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
f*uck me into oblivion, oh god, oh god" uttered for real with a coy Californian accent was like suddenly starting in a porn flick.
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Who the hell says "**** me into oblivion" ?!
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
The sex I participate has nothing to do with my opinion of it, I just do it because everybody needs a hobby and romance is overrated.
That said, my greatest achievements are actually public, although of the few including Santa's Hub at a local community centre.
The upstairs toilets and fire exit areas at the shopping exchange was cool until we were clocked in the process of getting dressed after the romp and then banned for 6 months. This didn't deter me from still entering the place however. The upstairs toilets have now been completely redesigned by some team of architects and designers to avoid what we carried out. Looks actually really nice now with target signs by the urinals
*We = me and the girl (different one on all occasions)
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8 Jun 2005, 08:37
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Nodrog has already won this thread.
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Perhaps, or the whole thread is just a troll. I don't remember MM talking about (real) sex.
PS. Androme2: Sexual Activity in a Public Lavatory is a criminal offence.
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8 Jun 2005, 09:31
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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Originally Posted by JammyJim
i have no anonymity on these forums. people i know read them so i dont go into too much detail about private ENCOUNTERS <3 <3
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same boat... both my wife and my brother in law read these forums and find them generally quite funny so that really cuts down on what i can post sometimes
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8 Jun 2005, 10:28
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
Let's talk about sex baby,
let's talk about you and me,
let's talk about all the good things and the bad things,
that may be
Anyhoo, I'd be more suspicious of people who talk about it excessively. It strikes me as a case of the lady doth protest too much. Personally I don't talk about my own endevours as I don't feel comfortable about doing so. I'm more than happy to discuss othere peoples' activities if they're happy to put them out there ('lo dace).
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
But you are American. For me hearing "f*ck me harder, f*cking f*ck me harder, don't eeeeeever stop f*ucking me, f*uck me into oblivion, oh god, oh god" uttered for real with a coy Californian accent was like suddenly starting in a porn flick. I might be a simple man with simple pleasures, but I bloody well liked that.
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You serious?
The language isn't the only thing that separates our countries, surely it is the culture aswell. How many scandinavian girls would screm "knulla/pula mig"
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8 Jun 2005, 11:36
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
I'm listening to German opera. That's pretty sexy.
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8 Jun 2005, 12:11
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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Originally Posted by Ärketrollmannen
You serious?
The language isn't the only thing that separates our countries, surely it is the culture aswell. How many scandinavian girls would screm "knulla/pula mig"
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The only Swedish girl I ever had sex with yelled "knulla mig härdt" several times. And it's not thayt unusual amongst Norwegian girls either.
But it sounds much better coming from a Swede; it's rather odd how Norwegian guys like Swedish girls so much, but it's a fact of life :9
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8 Jun 2005, 12:13
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
Who the hell says "**** me into oblivion" ?!
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Bint named Alexandra. Remarkably sexy, half Mexican or something, looked quite a bit like Salma Hayek IMO....
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8 Jun 2005, 13:23
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
this thread really serves no point other then boasting a bit
so there we go:
i like it when the girl says
'**** me like the slut i am' (while she's not, but oh in bed she is)
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8 Jun 2005, 13:38
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
Everyone wants a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed. Well, I know I do.
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8 Jun 2005, 14:35
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loved
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
Everyone wants a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed. Well, I know I do.
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and you're the freak right?
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8 Jun 2005, 14:44
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
Everyone wants a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed. Well, I know I do.
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Depends on what you mean by freak.
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8 Jun 2005, 14:45
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Guy next door
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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Originally Posted by Danae
and you're the freak right?
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Only if you beg for it.
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8 Jun 2005, 14:52
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Miles Teg
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
Make her beg!
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
I swore off internet girls, but I could make an exception if they try hard.
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
searches:
Acropolis, anal: 9 hits, including "acro for mod"
Acropolis, tits: 14 hits, including a thread on the death penalty.
Acropolis, ass: 25 hits, including "Query Into The Philosophy of Modern Governance"
Acropolis, rape: 34 hits.
Acropolis, sex: 101 hits, including "Important Questions About Society After The Inevitable Marxist Triumph " and "Kerry Lost"
Acropolis, "worthwhile post": "Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms."
apparently i don't fall into the 'never posts about sex' category. I would argue that there are plenty of good threads about sex on here. It just happens that the circle including all 'good GD sex threads' has little (i.e., 0) overlap with the circle including all the 'hey guys I touched a girl last night' threads in the grand GD Venn diagram.
PS: hey guys a girl touched my willy the other night
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Location: Canada eh
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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Originally Posted by Sarina_Joy
They btw which camp do I fall into? :| I don't think I talk about sex explicitly or at length, and I have absolutely no desire to talk about 'fanny'.
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for some reason this made me think of: 'hey guys.. have you ever done it superman style??'
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8 Jun 2005, 16:13
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
Everyone wants a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed. Well, I know I do.
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A freak being someone with both sets of genitilia, am i rite?
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8 Jun 2005, 16:22
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
yeah, silver obviously likes to give and take...
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Guy next door
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
yeah, silver obviously likes to give and take...
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quoted for truth
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8 Jun 2005, 16:56
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
you people actually know girls?! :eek:
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8 Jun 2005, 17:02
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
I know 48.
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8 Jun 2005, 17:50
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Powering your life...
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
And my sexual conquests...
Sorry, i got so excited remembering I forgot to post...
I'm sure you'll all understand though- you must be used to it by now...
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share the <3
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
Gentleman, further to the work of Comrade Dante*, i say make sex free, make it fair and make sure it gets to the people!. The bourgeosis control sex, through their capitalistic enterprises they determine the 'look' that the proletariat shall desire, though never achieve. In order to keep up the constant demand of want that capitalism requires the bourgeois determine that they shall on the one hand fill the minds of the people with images they can never be (thin blonde people with perfect teeth, etc.) whilst at the same time do everything within their power to deny the people the ability to achieve the look.
The bourgeois control not only the press houses but also food processing. One the one hand images of sexual desire and so called perfection are projected onto us from every available media outlet, on the other hand the capitalists plot to make sure we can never achieve that perfection, the sugar and the salt barons infect our food stuffs with their evil, we are given ready made fast food that has 1000s of calories per bite. We are made fat and feel ugly by food that is not good for us and we are made to constantly watch images of sexual perfection. The desire is constantly re-enforced and denied, and thus the wheels of capitalism turn. The bourgeorsis meanwhile happily parade around us, propped up and cosmetically enhanced to perfection, the paris hiltons of the world show us what we can never be, but promise us falsely that we should try.
Comrades, this must stop, and it must stop now.
We must storm the steel and glass fortresses of these capitalists, rape their idea of perfection and those they tell us are perfect! destroy their food processing plants and built new ones that offer healthy, tasty and hearty meals. We must create a system where beauty and is sex is controlled by the people. There must be free love, property is theft comrades, and denying your body to your fellow man whilst making him ravenous with desire is the act of those who wish to control you! We must slam their pussys, bang their anuses and make the capitalists gag on the penis of the people.
To long has sex been used against the people, the future is now! we shall use it for the people!
* http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...9&postcount=13
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8 Jun 2005, 18:07
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
That is a rather random rememberance. Much love to both dante and nusselt for improving my day though
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
Im with Comrade Nusselt and Comrade Dante.
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8 Jun 2005, 20:28
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I dunno...
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
I AM A VIRGIN WOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I don't talk about sex because I am a Christian and Christians don't know what a penis is.
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8 Jun 2005, 20:31
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I am.
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
indeed
you leave that knowledge in the hands of the priests and vicars
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8 Jun 2005, 20:42
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
That's where you're wrong. I'm reliably informed that most clergymen regularly mistake the penis for a cocktail sausage; they are innocent of any wrongdoing, they just wanted a snack.
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
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Originally Posted by Nusselt
Gentleman, further to the work of Comrade Dante*, i say make sex free, make it fair and make sure it gets to the people!. The bourgeosis control sex, through their capitalistic enterprises they determine the 'look' that the proletariat shall desire, though never achieve. In order to keep up the constant demand of want that capitalism requires the bourgeois determine that they shall on the one hand fill the minds of the people with images they can never be (thin blonde people with perfect teeth, etc.) whilst at the same time do everything within their power to deny the people the ability to achieve the look.
The bourgeois control not only the press houses but also food processing. One the one hand images of sexual desire and so called perfection are projected onto us from every available media outlet, on the other hand the capitalists plot to make sure we can never achieve that perfection, the sugar and the salt barons infect our food stuffs with their evil, we are given ready made fast food that has 1000s of calories per bite. We are made fat and feel ugly by food that is not good for us and we are made to constantly watch images of sexual perfection. The desire is constantly re-enforced and denied, and thus the wheels of capitalism turn. The bourgeorsis meanwhile happily parade around us, propped up and cosmetically enhanced to perfection, the paris hiltons of the world show us what we can never be, but promise us falsely that we should try.
Comrades, this must stop, and it must stop now.
We must storm the steel and glass fortresses of these capitalists, rape their idea of perfection and those they tell us are perfect! destroy their food processing plants and built new ones that offer healthy, tasty and hearty meals. We must create a system where beauty and is sex is controlled by the people. There must be free love, property is theft comrades, and denying your body to your fellow man whilst making him ravenous with desire is the act of those who wish to control you! We must slam their pussys, bang their anuses and make the capitalists gag on the penis of the people.
To long has sex been used against the people, the future is now! we shall use it for the people!
* http://pirate.planetarion.com/showpo...9&postcount=13
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Making GD not shit since August 2001, Nusselt.
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
Sex actually is a communistic view for a lot of people.
You first monopolize it to only your partner and then through the name of love there is no critic over the quality anymore, making it worse and worse over time. That is why I am in favour of the capitalization of sex. Every now and then you check out what the other dealers sell so you know the quality of their product so you can demand some quality of your home dealer. Your home dealer will also be happy since he or she can get some rest or try out a few of his favourite recepies at another more appreciative customer, since you clearly not dig those recepies.
Eat that Karl and Frederick.
Hurray for Adam*
Marx, Engels and Smith for your convenience, plebs.
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: The 'Asexuals'
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
I Lower Myself To Talk To That Wanker Demigod And Try To Teach An american The Virtue Of Tact And Discretion
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And look at me now! I even use proper punctuation and actually hit the shift key to capitalize my proper nouns and shit!!
I try not to talk about sex too much anymore. I don't want to slip up and use foul expressions like "sperm depositories", "cum-dumpsters", and "I ****ing porked the living shit out of her..." crap, and try to be more wholesome to the GD community.
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