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16 Apr 2005, 21:09
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Marraige Proposals
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Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
I "I don't know what to say"
to which I romantically replied
"Yes would be a good, my knees are bloody killing me"
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Those NHS replacements aint up to much eh?!
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16 Apr 2005, 22:19
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cynic
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Re: Marraige Proposals
i was going to make that joke damn you dace
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16 Apr 2005, 23:50
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Black Power MotherF*ckas!
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Re: Marraige Proposals
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I didn't have a ring.
I didn't have flowers
I didn't have balloons
I didn't have a plan.
I didn't know if she was going to say 'yes'. *
I did know I wanted to ask her.
* When I did ask, on one knee, she kind of laughed a lot and eventually said
"I don't know what to say"
to which I romantically replied
"Yes would be a good, my knees are bloody killing me"
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sweet. I didn't do the method I expressed though.
I flew me and my wife to guam and asked her there. On the beach. But everyone can't fly there girl to guam. So i presented a much simpler way. but your proposal is ace!
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16 Apr 2005, 23:53
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Marraige Proposals
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Originally Posted by Dace
Those NHS replacements aint up to much eh?!
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Keyhole surgery on both knees in the two years before makes DM a crappy-kneed old git. Yes.
You bastard.
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17 Apr 2005, 00:01
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Happy
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Re: Marraige Proposals
heh chika.. you wouldn't even get a date from me never mind marriage proposals :P
and as you said, each to their own. i think the point that's been missed is you should have a fairly good idea of the girl to know what kind of proposal she'd like.
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17 Apr 2005, 01:18
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Black Power MotherF*ckas!
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Re: Marraige Proposals
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Originally Posted by Aryn
heh chika.. you wouldn't even get a date from me never mind marriage proposals :P
and as you said, each to their own. i think the point that's been missed is you should have a fairly good idea of the girl to know what kind of proposal she'd like.
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$20 I could get a date with you. I am not a bad guy. The true question is, would I want to.
I mentioned before that I have been over most of the world. And in not 1 place did I have a problem getting girls. Now, unless you look like Maria Carey or Jennifer Lopez*, Take your statement back.
*- basically I don't think that anyone that looks like Maria Carey or jennifer Lopez would ever date me. Statistically, girls like them end up with quite wealthy men. or at least thats my excuse to why they wouldn't date me. in addition to that frown.....
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17 Apr 2005, 01:22
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Marraige Proposals
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Originally Posted by Chika
$20 I could get a date with you.(
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Truly this is the way to a girl's heart and future romance, by betting her that she'll go on a date with you.
I can hear Mendelson already...
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17 Apr 2005, 01:23
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I am.
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Re: Marraige Proposals
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Now, unless you look like Maria Carey or Jennifer Lopez*,
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girls famous for having fat arses?
yes
she beats them.
hands down
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17 Apr 2005, 01:37
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Black Power MotherF*ckas!
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Re: Marraige Proposals
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Truly this is the way to a girl's heart and future romance, by betting her that she'll go on a date with you.
I can hear Mendelson already...
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hehe. hopefully my marriage stays successful, and I won't need any new romances. But the bet was only for emphasis. As I am confident in myself.
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17 Apr 2005, 01:39
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Black Power MotherF*ckas!
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Re: Marraige Proposals
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girls famous for having fat arses?
yes
she beats them.
hands down
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Lol. Second reference I heard about.... Anyway, fat asses do not attract me to women. SO rather Someone is fat or not, it doesn't matter. As long as they aren't nasty. And I specifically said look like. You twisted the point to fit what you wanted to say. Hopefully you don't judge girls by how fat thier ass is though.
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17 Apr 2005, 02:05
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Happy
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Re: Marraige Proposals
it wasn't meant as an insult chika.
we're different people, i wouldn't date you as much as you wouldn't date me.
lolz for the bet though
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17 Apr 2005, 02:26
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: Marraige Proposals
We were together for over 4 years and it was a long story. But basically we went on a vacation in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Bought her a ring that cost a LOT. I filled our hotel room with rose petals and candles. Cooked some baked chicken and yellow rice (which she learned to fall in love because I cooked this for her all the time) while she was out getting a massage that I set up from the hotel's massage place.
When she showed up, I played the song Stand Inside Your Love by Smashing Pumpkins. Gave her a home-made card that had a small 'I love you' message and the lyrics of Stand Inside Your Love. She was crying, happy while listening to the whole song and reading the lyrics - she already knew what was gonna happen. When the song stopped, I knelt in front of her and asked her to marry me. She said yes and knelt down with me and we started hugging and kissing.
We broke up a year later.
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17 Apr 2005, 02:29
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Black Power MotherF*ckas!
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Re: Marraige Proposals
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Originally Posted by Aryn
it wasn't meant as an insult chika.
we're different people, i wouldn't date you as much as you wouldn't date me.
lolz for the bet though
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Yes we are different, but my point is that you don't even know me. To say that you wouldn't date me, according to my statistics, has a small % of being a true statement, thats all I'm saying.
Please don't judge me by my I-net profile. I hope you don't judge anyone for that matter, just because a person has posreps doesn't mean that they brush thier teeth, or don't think about killing themselves.*
negrep Marraige Proposals 17 Apr 2005 09:42 thats my gf you're laughing at >:/ - Phil^
Quoted this because I thought it was cute.
*Just an example, nothing specif at the people that have done these things.
<3
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17 Apr 2005, 02:31
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Black Power MotherF*ckas!
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Re: Marraige Proposals
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Originally Posted by demiGOD
We were together for over 4 years and it was a long story. But basically we went on a vacation in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Bought her a ring that cost a LOT. I filled our hotel room with rose petals and candles. Cooked some baked chicken and yellow rice (which she learned to fall in love because I cooked this for her all the time) while she was out getting a massage that I set up from the hotel's massage place.
When she showed up, I played the song Stand Inside Your Love by Smashing Pumpkins. Gave her a home-made card that had a small 'I love you' message and the lyrics of Stand Inside Your Love. She was crying, happy while listening to the whole song and reading the lyrics - she already knew what was gonna happen. When the song stopped, I knelt in front of her and asked her to marry me. She said yes and knelt down with me and we started hugging and kissing.
We broke up a year later.
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People normally break up because they are searching for that first feeling they had for each other.
If you would have stood on the bed and drop kicked her in the chest that day in the hotel, you guys would still be together, because she wouldn' be looking for that.
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17 Apr 2005, 02:45
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I am.
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Re: Marraige Proposals
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We were together for over 4 years
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if it was just because you're ugly
then she is shallow.
there are lots of other, far better, reasons
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17 Apr 2005, 03:27
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: Marraige Proposals
Hail the powerful Yahwe for his superior self and his perfect life. Your degrading ways towards a person you don't know is very admirable.
Chika, I drop kicked her boyfriend just to show him who the real bitch is.
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17 Apr 2005, 04:43
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Re: Marraige Proposals
lol
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18 Apr 2005, 11:45
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Re: Marraige Proposals
That's never a good start surely...
In other news, it's nice to see Chika is still being an arse
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