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Unread 27 Mar 2005, 02:03   #1
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I am so great with women
Was out last night.

Standing at the bar this woman comes up to me and tells me that im the most gorgeous guy she's ever seen.

I stood there waiting for the punchline but it turns out she was serious.

Another opportunity missed.

:ohwell:
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Unread 27 Mar 2005, 02:16   #2
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ITT I wait for Belgy to reply, so I can laugh at him laughing at Dace.
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Unread 27 Mar 2005, 02:17   #3
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lolling on line

although its terrible as its the kind of thing id do.

so you just stood there gaping?
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If youd responded, by the end of the night youd have found out she was a man*














*it still wouldnt stop you, but it would have been funny.
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Unread 27 Mar 2005, 03:57   #7
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Re: I am so great with women
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so you just stood there gaping?


I can't really remember so good.

I think i went "errrrrrrrr errrrrrrrr ha ha yeah errrrrrrrrrrrr thanks"

Then i smiled at her in complete beweliderment.



Was in the pub for a while after that.

On the way out the door i spied her (tbh i thought she'd left) and went and spoke to her for a bit.

She was 29 and quite nice looking.
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Unread 27 Mar 2005, 04:04   #8
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Ohhhhh also on the way to that pub some random hot foreign bird tried to stop me and ask for directions.

I was having none of it tho and blanked her.

I think i was exuding sexual magnetism or something last night.
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Unread 27 Mar 2005, 04:13   #9
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apparently i was chatted up by a 16 year old today, fortunately, i didn't give in, as i was out with my whole team
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Re: I am so great with women
Technically, if this is a true story, it means that you have not reached a point to where you are acting desperatly. So thats a good thing. Live life. Just try not to miss to many oppourtunities, then you'd be a lamer. Or a "No sex" getter. Those guys aren't winners.
BUT YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE FORUMS. To fall back on.
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You should have asked her for the privilege of this dance*





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apparently i was chatted up by a 16 year old


boy with a crackin' arse and i was tempted but i decided not to out myself infront of my team
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apparently i was chatted up by a 16 year old ...
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apparently i was chatted up by a 16 year old today, fortunately, i didn't give in, as i was out with my whole team
And then you woke up with your thumb in your mouth.

Or god knows what you perverts take to bed with you...
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apparently i was chatted up by a 16 year old today, fortunately, i didn't give in, as i was making out with my whole team
fixed

btw this apparantly thing hints you were too busy to notice it yourself... Elaborate, by all means.
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well i was just talking with her a bit while i was eying another girl who was in the pub and i was talking with her and then checking out other girls .... basically i was never intrested, but at a moment she asked me if i wanted to 'walk her to her bike' and i said that i might do that another time ....
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:laugh:

Think of all the times you've sat with your mates or on your own thinking 'shit how can i engage conversation', and then, when someone actually starts conversation with you, you blank!

You should have just asked her if she wanted to meet for a coffee or some other drink sometime.

Sounds like you had a good night.
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well i was just talking with her a bit while i was eying another girl who was in the pub and i was talking with her and then checking out other girls .... basically i was never intrested, but at a moment she asked me if i wanted to 'walk her to her bike' and i said that i might do that another time ....
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Think of all the times you've sat with your mates or on your own thinking 'shit how can i engage conversation', and then, when someone actually starts conversation with you, you blank!

You should have just asked her if she wanted to meet for a coffee or some other drink sometime.

Sounds like you had a good night.

i'll prolly see her enough at the hockeyclub anyway .... but really, i am not that intrested nor desperate

and yeah, last night was fun, including the feeding frenzy at the end of the night

[edit: you prolly mean dace tho]
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It was aimed at both of you really, although more Dace.
In future, if there's a reference to hockey being a nonces sport, then it's probably aimed at you. Also, I replied to your 'she asked me to walk her home -i didn't, and now she's on the missing persons list' post calling you ungentlemanly to which you failed to reply. And, 'feeding frenzy'? Is this a common thing in holland, I take it you're eating food and not people? Also, I was in Amsterdam/Rotterdam last week, and you people are crazily tall. What the hell is up with that?

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dutch people are the tallest on earth.
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The flight staff on airplane home even seated the dutch at the front of the airplane so they had enough leg room.
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Damn.

1.83 according to tha internett.

Norwegian males are 1.82cm on average, according to the Ministry of Incompence (aka Ministry of Defence).
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i so want this to exist and with this spelling
They are not likely to manage to be within bugdet the next decade.
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I spent the last 48 hours in bed with my ex-girlfriend. It was very nice
Shame she's going back to Spain on wednesday so I won't see her again til July
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There was a young man named Ste
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He'd got syphalis
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Were you wearing Lynx?
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Brut?
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damm, if you were you could have marketed Lynx and made a mint. Back to Online Poker for you.
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Gillette anti-persperant & deoderant and the warm sweet smell of beer.
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lol, i'll have to try that combination when I next go out on the toon.

If it doesn't work im coming for you though.
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Re: I am so great with women
Well i was smelling quite strongly of beer (i think).



Earlier in the night it was my round and one of my friends (Laurie) said:

"i don't want Tennents"

to which i said:

"i didnt get you Tennents last time you c*nt"

to which he said:

"well if you buy me it im pouring it over you"

to which i said:

"yeah yeah Laurie whatever"

and then i laughed.



So i went up to the bar and bought 3 pints.

2 of budvar and 1 of tennents.

Pint of Budvar for me and another friend PK.

Pint of tennents for Laurie.

Then Laurie poured a third of his pint over me.



I laughed and told Laurie he was gay.
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I laughed and told Laurie he was gay.
"Laurie" is a guy? I think he's gay by default
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Hang on, I think we're missing something here.
You stink of beer, your clothes/hair are covered in beer. Someone pours beer all over you and you don't punch them. Then this woman walks up and says:

Quote:
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You're the most gorgeous guy I've ever seen
What exactly did this woman look like?

COS SHE SURE SOUNDS CLASSY TO ME, OH YES INDEED
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The beer was poured over my head.

My hair is shaved.

Most of it just spilled off to the floor and i washed my face/head afterwards *shrug*



As to not punching Laurie - he's a m8 and i figured we were about even and tbh i didnt wanna get us thrown out.


The beer pouring incident happened in an earlier pub from the being chatted up incident.



The girl was, as i previously stated, nice looking btw.
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