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24 Nov 2002, 14:32
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Has Soup On His Head
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Plans to get laid at I-Series event fail
Plans to get laid at I-Series event fail
Source : Reuters 20.11.02
Today, board posters from around the UK and Europe expressed their disappointment at the fact that yet another I-Series event has finished as a sex-free zone. teenagers nationwide were seen leaving the event in tears after not so much as a drunken fumble took place at the event.
"Its not fair. Someone on the boards promised that theyd flash their boobs at us if their team won on counterstrike" complained 13yr old Kevin Titwinkle. "We let her win even though she was 42 and looked like Anne Widdicombe ...... in fact, it probably was Anne Widdicombe, but we didnt care" he said as he tearfully put his 28 inch monitor into the back of his mothers car.
"Its just not acceptable" said Timmy Masterson, 15 , "When PA were coming here, we could guarantee Madi would be getting her tits out on a table, and Vampy would be round the back showing everyone her piercings. Multiplay need to address this issue or i wont be coming back here. I mean, if i want to play Counterstrike with a bunch of pre-pubescent teenagers shouting "pwned" all the time, ill just connect to the FA servers".
A spokesman for Multiplay , Wizzo , commented on these events saying "We here at Multiplay do take these comments very seriously. We appreciate that a lot of kids come here looking to be educated and have their head filled with images they can masturbate to until theyre old enough to have proper girlfriends , if that ever happens. To this end, at the next I-Series event, we will have a series of leggy blondes from Stringfellows table dancing in the main hall, or failing that, Fossil will give a series of lectures on Sex in the Victorian era".
When asked if it would just be simpler to invite PA back, as they seem to be the source of almost all the debauchery that occurs at I-Series events, Wizzo commented "I cant see it. Spinner wants £20,000 appearance money, and Zeus' bar tab would be double that".
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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24 Nov 2002, 14:37
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This is* funny.
isn't
Last edited by Taratang; 25 Nov 2002 at 16:13.
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24 Nov 2002, 14:46
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vince McMahon
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24 Nov 2002, 14:49
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made me smile
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24 Nov 2002, 15:12
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Mr. Blobby
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made me grin
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24 Nov 2002, 15:22
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Rawr rawr
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the "Zeus' bar tab" was teh funny....
the rest was "mwa"...
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24 Nov 2002, 16:32
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Furious Angel
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i got some actio at i14
warriorjedi licked me and teh monkeh fluffled my hair
so be having of it mr kurashima
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Do u use ur left or ur right hand for that?
<Slava> If we quit pa and take up residence in a new game that would be better. Take our organisation, alliance, and skills elsewhere.
<Hathor^> hyperiums
<Hathor^> Dark Galaxy
<Slava> anything will do.
* Slava imagines team-deathmatch-hopscotch
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24 Nov 2002, 16:37
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IRC Lackey
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to quote sam and max
"brutal - but very true to life"
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-Mushroom.
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
George Bernard Shaw
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24 Nov 2002, 16:39
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Oh Canada!
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hehe...i chuckled once or twice
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24 Nov 2002, 22:51
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Vermin Supreme
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Location: Pittsburgh
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Re: Plans to get laid at I-Series event fail
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Originally posted by Kurashima
Plans to get laid at I-Series event fail
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Instead of coming up with original and entertaining threads, you should just wait until someone else comes up with one, and then just post 'unfunny.'
That is clearly the only way this board can improve. Perhaps you haven't read the FAQ, I'm sure that this is mentioned somewhere in there.
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24 Nov 2002, 22:55
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making fun of madi like that is unfair
iirc she couldn't have been doing anything like that at i8 at least, she was busy copping off with akujin in the car park
(disclaimer: memories and/or names may be a tad mixed up due to rumour/alcohol )
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24 Nov 2002, 22:55
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given i've had sex in the lift at an I event. i skimmed this.
(i expected a comic)
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24 Nov 2002, 23:04
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by YahweII
given i've had sex in the lift at an I event. i skimmed this.
(i expected a comic)
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/me shudders at the thought
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24 Nov 2002, 23:07
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Teh Portal Coder
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All I achieved at i14 was a pair of broken handcuffs.
Bloody cheap things.
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24 Nov 2002, 23:10
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lord Boredom
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in the old days i would have explained why you are a twat.
forgive me my laziness.
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24 Nov 2002, 23:12
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Vermin Supreme
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Location: Pittsburgh
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Quote:
Originally posted by Noctu
All I achieved at i14 was a pair of broken handcuffs.
Bloody cheap things.
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Were there anything in an elevator one could be handcuffed to you would be in for the mocking of a lifetime.
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24 Nov 2002, 23:14
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Teh Portal Coder
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Lucky, then, that they broke.
:/
And yes, lucky too that the lifts were rail-less.
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24 Nov 2002, 23:19
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by YahweII
in the old days i would have explained why you are a twat.
forgive me my laziness.
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nothing against you Yahwe... (why do you always assume that it is...) It's just that you don't get much seedier than sex in a lift.
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24 Nov 2002, 23:22
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lord Boredom
nothing against you Yahwe... (why do you always assume that it is...) It's just that you don't get much seedier than sex in a lift.
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you just don't *understand*
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24 Nov 2002, 23:25
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Vermin Supreme
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Location: Pittsburgh
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Quote:
Originally posted by Noctu
Lucky, then, that they broke.
:/
And yes, lucky too that the lifts were rail-less.
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Actually, I would contend that the cuffs breaking was an indication that they simply couldn't handle so rough an encounter (ie, pro-mockery).
But you are right. Rail-less ruins it:/
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24 Nov 2002, 23:28
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilly_D
hehe...i chuckled once or twice
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25 Nov 2002, 00:44
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Has Soup On His Head
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Quote:
Originally posted by YahweII
given i've had sex in the lift at an I event. i skimmed this.
(i expected a comic)
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http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=104414
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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25 Nov 2002, 01:02
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Fakey
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That comic topped it off
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Still...no worries, eh?
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<Oreo-> Valle: GÅ Å LEGG DEG!!
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25 Nov 2002, 07:08
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Lonely analytic
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HA HA
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25 Nov 2002, 11:29
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25 Nov 2002, 16:22
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Superluminal Mod(retired)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lord Boredom
you don't get much seedier than sex in a lift.
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au contraire, garcon
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25 Nov 2002, 16:28
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I didn't get the comic..
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25 Nov 2002, 16:30
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by ÐiSCoRPoRaTioN
I didn't get the comic..
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the little pixie-like one is meant to be jenny
i think that says all you need to know
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25 Nov 2002, 16:31
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Its funny because its true
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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25 Nov 2002, 16:31
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ragnarak
the little pixie-like one is meant to be jenny
i think that says all you need to know
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Ohh.
I get it now.
It still not funny
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25 Nov 2002, 18:21
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Lai
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Re: Plans to get laid at I-Series event fail
Quote:
Originally posted by Kurashima
Plans to get laid at I-Series event fail
Source : Reuters 20.11.02
Today, board posters from around the UK and Europe expressed their disappointment at the fact that yet another I-Series event has finished as a sex-free zone. teenagers nationwide were seen leaving the event in tears after not so much as a drunken fumble took place at the event.
"Its not fair. Someone on the boards promised that theyd flash their boobs at us if their team won on counterstrike" complained 13yr old Kevin Titwinkle. "We let her win even though she was 42 and looked like Anne Widdicombe ...... in fact, it probably was Anne Widdicombe, but we didnt care" he said as he tearfully put his 28 inch monitor into the back of his mothers car.
"Its just not acceptable" said Timmy Masterson, 15 , "When PA were coming here, we could guarantee Madi would be getting her tits out on a table, and Vampy would be round the back showing everyone her piercings. Multiplay need to address this issue or i wont be coming back here. I mean, if i want to play Counterstrike with a bunch of pre-pubescent teenagers shouting "pwned" all the time, ill just connect to the FA servers".
A spokesman for Multiplay , Wizzo , commented on these events saying "We here at Multiplay do take these comments very seriously. We appreciate that a lot of kids come here looking to be educated and have their head filled with images they can masturbate to until theyre old enough to have proper girlfriends , if that ever happens. To this end, at the next I-Series event, we will have a series of leggy blondes from Stringfellows table dancing in the main hall, or failing that, Fossil will give a series of lectures on Sex in the Victorian era".
When asked if it would just be simpler to invite PA back, as they seem to be the source of almost all the debauchery that occurs at I-Series events, Wizzo commented "I cant see it. Spinner wants £20,000 appearance money, and Zeus' bar tab would be double that".
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you have beaten sword on the funnys
altho thats not hard
however this is good.
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[18:02]<DJ_Bass>When i was just a knee basher i ran outside with a coat hanger above my head thinking it would repel lightning
[18:03]<Ashknight>If it hit you, now that would explain a LOT
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<[7th]Seventh> liseh?
<Bloomers> hmmm
<Bloomers> he's okay
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25 Nov 2002, 18:58
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Retired
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i was genuinely in tears laughing at that comic.
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25 Nov 2002, 19:31
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etc.
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Damn you, I was eating cereal when I read that.
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10/20/04 <Dinoman> babies are like a online game... u wery soon get lack of sleep... and u try give em diffrent skills... it allso kills ur social life
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25 Nov 2002, 19:36
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Quote:
Originally posted by JBOY
i was genuinely in tears laughing at that comic.
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Oh dear.
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25 Nov 2002, 19:39
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Governor General
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Amusing
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