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Unread 24 Nov 2002, 14:32   #1
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Plans to get laid at I-Series event fail
Plans to get laid at I-Series event fail

Source : Reuters 20.11.02

Today, board posters from around the UK and Europe expressed their disappointment at the fact that yet another I-Series event has finished as a sex-free zone. teenagers nationwide were seen leaving the event in tears after not so much as a drunken fumble took place at the event.

"Its not fair. Someone on the boards promised that theyd flash their boobs at us if their team won on counterstrike" complained 13yr old Kevin Titwinkle. "We let her win even though she was 42 and looked like Anne Widdicombe ...... in fact, it probably was Anne Widdicombe, but we didnt care" he said as he tearfully put his 28 inch monitor into the back of his mothers car.

"Its just not acceptable" said Timmy Masterson, 15 , "When PA were coming here, we could guarantee Madi would be getting her tits out on a table, and Vampy would be round the back showing everyone her piercings. Multiplay need to address this issue or i wont be coming back here. I mean, if i want to play Counterstrike with a bunch of pre-pubescent teenagers shouting "pwned" all the time, ill just connect to the FA servers".

A spokesman for Multiplay , Wizzo , commented on these events saying "We here at Multiplay do take these comments very seriously. We appreciate that a lot of kids come here looking to be educated and have their head filled with images they can masturbate to until theyre old enough to have proper girlfriends , if that ever happens. To this end, at the next I-Series event, we will have a series of leggy blondes from Stringfellows table dancing in the main hall, or failing that, Fossil will give a series of lectures on Sex in the Victorian era".

When asked if it would just be simpler to invite PA back, as they seem to be the source of almost all the debauchery that occurs at I-Series events, Wizzo commented "I cant see it. Spinner wants £20,000 appearance money, and Zeus' bar tab would be double that".
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Unread 24 Nov 2002, 14:37   #2
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the "Zeus' bar tab" was teh funny....

the rest was "mwa"...
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i got some actio at i14

warriorjedi licked me and teh monkeh fluffled my hair

so be having of it mr kurashima
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Re: Plans to get laid at I-Series event fail
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Instead of coming up with original and entertaining threads, you should just wait until someone else comes up with one, and then just post 'unfunny.'

That is clearly the only way this board can improve. Perhaps you haven't read the FAQ, I'm sure that this is mentioned somewhere in there.
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making fun of madi like that is unfair

iirc she couldn't have been doing anything like that at i8 at least, she was busy copping off with akujin in the car park

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Unread 24 Nov 2002, 22:55   #12
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given i've had sex in the lift at an I event. i skimmed this.

(i expected a comic)
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Unread 24 Nov 2002, 23:04   #13
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given i've had sex in the lift at an I event. i skimmed this.

(i expected a comic)
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All I achieved at i14 was a pair of broken handcuffs.

Bloody cheap things.
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Unread 24 Nov 2002, 23:10   #15
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in the old days i would have explained why you are a twat.

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All I achieved at i14 was a pair of broken handcuffs.

Bloody cheap things.
Were there anything in an elevator one could be handcuffed to you would be in for the mocking of a lifetime.
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Lucky, then, that they broke.
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And yes, lucky too that the lifts were rail-less.
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in the old days i would have explained why you are a twat.

forgive me my laziness.
nothing against you Yahwe... (why do you always assume that it is...) It's just that you don't get much seedier than sex in a lift.
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nothing against you Yahwe... (why do you always assume that it is...) It's just that you don't get much seedier than sex in a lift.
you just don't *understand*
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Lucky, then, that they broke.
:/

And yes, lucky too that the lifts were rail-less.
Actually, I would contend that the cuffs breaking was an indication that they simply couldn't handle so rough an encounter (ie, pro-mockery).

But you are right. Rail-less ruins it:/
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given i've had sex in the lift at an I event. i skimmed this.

(i expected a comic)
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=104414
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That comic topped it off
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you don't get much seedier than sex in a lift.
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I didn't get the comic..

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the little pixie-like one is meant to be jenny

i think that says all you need to know
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the little pixie-like one is meant to be jenny

i think that says all you need to know
Ohh.

I get it now.

It still not funny
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Re: Plans to get laid at I-Series event fail
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Source : Reuters 20.11.02

Today, board posters from around the UK and Europe expressed their disappointment at the fact that yet another I-Series event has finished as a sex-free zone. teenagers nationwide were seen leaving the event in tears after not so much as a drunken fumble took place at the event.

"Its not fair. Someone on the boards promised that theyd flash their boobs at us if their team won on counterstrike" complained 13yr old Kevin Titwinkle. "We let her win even though she was 42 and looked like Anne Widdicombe ...... in fact, it probably was Anne Widdicombe, but we didnt care" he said as he tearfully put his 28 inch monitor into the back of his mothers car.

"Its just not acceptable" said Timmy Masterson, 15 , "When PA were coming here, we could guarantee Madi would be getting her tits out on a table, and Vampy would be round the back showing everyone her piercings. Multiplay need to address this issue or i wont be coming back here. I mean, if i want to play Counterstrike with a bunch of pre-pubescent teenagers shouting "pwned" all the time, ill just connect to the FA servers".

A spokesman for Multiplay , Wizzo , commented on these events saying "We here at Multiplay do take these comments very seriously. We appreciate that a lot of kids come here looking to be educated and have their head filled with images they can masturbate to until theyre old enough to have proper girlfriends , if that ever happens. To this end, at the next I-Series event, we will have a series of leggy blondes from Stringfellows table dancing in the main hall, or failing that, Fossil will give a series of lectures on Sex in the Victorian era".

When asked if it would just be simpler to invite PA back, as they seem to be the source of almost all the debauchery that occurs at I-Series events, Wizzo commented "I cant see it. Spinner wants £20,000 appearance money, and Zeus' bar tab would be double that".
you have beaten sword on the funnys

altho thats not hard
however this is good.
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Damn you, I was eating cereal when I read that.
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