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Unread 20 Feb 2006, 01:21   #1
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The Dace Chronicles

You know, being a funny (looking) guy myself, when I arrived here, I found myself perusing the clownshoe corner which, for some reason, won't let me open a new thread and most threads in it are closed.

But, as much as it seems to be two years since all of the hilarious antics that Mr Dace got up to, I would just like to extend a hand in salute, to this mighty hero of failed attempts at being 'good with girls'.

The ascerbic wit, the self deprication and the utter futility of any attempt by said legend, in speaking to any member of the opposite sex, brings hope to us all. Bring back the chronicles sir, bring them back I say.

Dace. You're a legend.
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Unread 20 Feb 2006, 01:22   #2
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Re: The Dace Chronicles

Its an archive of comedy threads that were posted and turned into 'gold'. Hence shut and closed. Only the mods can move things there if we deem something absolutely brilliant.

Dace's stories are some of the best
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Unread 20 Feb 2006, 01:22   #3
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Re: The Dace Chronicles

he can't see this thread (thank god)because he's in london and away from the internet.

I have no intention of ever telling him that this thread existed.
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Somebody kill this gimmick.
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Tomkats thread should be moved there also.
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Re: The Dace Chronicles

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But, as much as it seems to be two years since all of the hilarious antics that Mr Dace got up to, I would just like to extend a hand in salute, to this mighty hero of failed attempts at being 'good with girls'.
I'm not so sure of that, Muslim has had me on the floor in tears far more than anything Dace has attempted.
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Tomkats thread should be moved there also.
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You people are all gimmicks.
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Re: The Dace Chronicles

Well, I can't be expected to have read -everything-... But of what I read in the clownshoe corner, Dace certainly made my day.. mainly because now I feel like I'm actually good with women. RAH!...
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Re: The Dace Chronicles

read the Baron Morte thread (that's Muslim btw) in the corner
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Re: The Dace Chronicles

Baron Morte will be top of my reading list tomorrow.

You guys have to promise to find me funny.. at some point...
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a few tasters:
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=153070
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=159935 <- that should be clownshoed
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=161860
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=163005
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=163650
Etc etc
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=158555

And then he got banned for something and became Baron Morte.
I've just cried with laughter at a couple of the earlier ones...
Did anyone ever admit he was a gimmick?
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Re: The Dace Chronicles

Muslim has a twisted mind, but he doesnt have such class as Dace.
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Re: The Dace Chronicles

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a few tasters:
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=153070
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=159935 <- that should be clownshoed
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=161860
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=163005
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=163650
Etc etc
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=158555

And then he got banned for something and became Baron Morte.
I've just cried with laughter at a couple of the earlier ones...
Did anyone ever admit he was a gimmick?
he´s not a gimmick, i know him personaly since we were 10
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he´s not a gimmick, i know him personaly since we were 10
have you had many iconoclastc nights together?
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have you had many iconoclastc nights together?
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