I remember a message posted on this forum where the guy was asking if he could put his PA experience in his resume when he goes to look for a job... I couldn't help thinking what a meeting he would have with the Human Resource Manager.
- Good Morning mister... Killerbee ?...
- Yep, the whole universe call me Killerbee
- Hm... I see... nice to you to be on time that early in the morning
- I never miss an eta madam
- yes ? well, i see you're applying for a senior executive position, you said you had quite an experience in managing people ?
- Oh yes, you see, i've been GC for the last 3 months, before that i was Minister of Development, i even replaced the Minister of War when he was killed
- ... GC ?
- Galactic Commander, i rule my galaxy, with 15 planets in it, i'm also in a good position in my alliance, i'm on my way to HC
- really ? impressive, but may i ask how old are you ?
- I'm 15 madam, but don't worry i've killed my share of planets, i'm in the top100
- you kill planets ?
- so to speak madam, in fact i send my fleets of spaceships to steal their roids and kill as many of their ships as i can, the planet dosn't really die
- oh good
- but i hate those Xan and Zik races... they must be eradicated from the universe if you ask me
- Well you see this department is 'Human Resources' we don't deal with Xans and... Ziks
- Oh yes, Terrans, I like them
- you're not terran... i mean human ?
- No madam, I'm Cat... Cathaar, I freeze the others
- oh... in this case i can recommand you to Hagen Dasz, your skills might interest them, i'm not sure about the salary though
- oh, nm madam, don't worry about that, i got plenty enough roids
- i'm sure
- can you give me the coords of this Hagen guy ?
- sure, now if you don't mind, i'll call the security to escort you back to your spaceship, ok ?
- np, you're very nice, you'd do a great MoC, pm me if you're interested, i might have a job for you in my gal
- will do... mister GC... say hi to your galaxy for me, bye
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