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Unread 21 Aug 2005, 02:22   #51
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Re: Love is in the Office

Last person I seem to have impressed was the professor at my oral exam, when I listed up the places Opel has factories in Germany.

Just came home from a party, with some friends. There was this one girl there, 20 and with tits so big and nice I almost felt religious, who seemed rather nice. I kinda feel like starting to go to the lectures she's taking. Just to watch those tits. Is that wrong of me, GD?

So what happens when your gf gets home, pig? Couse this deal you have sound good
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Unread 21 Aug 2005, 11:07   #52
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Re: Love is in the Office

well I wont see my girlfriend until mid september when uni starts, and my uni doesnt take place in my home city, so if this other girl wants to see me say at weekends, travelling up would be fine (although I doubt I would travel home to see her)
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Unread 21 Aug 2005, 11:32   #53
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Re: Love is in the Office

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anyway. nice going pig oink! posrep for u <3

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edit: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to pig again.
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Unread 21 Aug 2005, 12:12   #54
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Re: Love is in the Office

Your girlfriend will find out, women are mindreaders SHE WILL KNOW.

BTW, karma is out to get you.

You're a bad bad person.

(Ignore me, I'm just bitter because my man is so unbelievably perfect I am incapable of cheating on him. Sucks to be me, huh?)
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(Ignore me, I'm just bitter because my man is so unbelievably perfect I am incapable of cheating on him. Sucks to be me, huh?)
He's gay.
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Unread 21 Aug 2005, 13:14   #56
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BTW, karma is out to get you.
I actually agree with this (I'm not sure if you were joking or not).

I'm not a Buddhist or anything, but I do kind of believe in Karma. You doing this will probably mean that somewhere along the road, the same kind of thing will happen to you. Maybe you'll be in a loving relationship with the perfect girl, and she'll cheat on you. I don't know.

I'm not condemning what you're doing - I've cheated on exes before - but I do believe that what "comes around goes around".
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Unread 21 Aug 2005, 14:04   #57
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I actually agree with this (I'm not sure if you were joking or not).

I'm not a Buddhist or anything, but I do kind of believe in Karma. You doing this will probably mean that somewhere along the road, the same kind of thing will happen to you. Maybe you'll be in a loving relationship with the perfect girl, and she'll cheat on you. I don't know.

I'm not condemning what you're doing - I've cheated on exes before - but I do believe that what "comes around goes around".
I completly aggree, however my karma is extremly good atm, I believe theres a few reasons for this. Firstly I always buy a big issue. Secondly I always give ciggies to people who ask them, and I always tip well, buy people drinks, give money to homeless people and in general im quite a generous guy. What this fling is about, is not hurting my gf or her bf but Im hoping its merely a bit of lonely fun, while our partners arent in the country (hers in scotland, mine in jordan)

But yes karma might come and bite me in the arse
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But yes karma might come in me arse
Another liason?
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Unread 21 Aug 2005, 15:01   #59
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Firstly I always buy a big issue. Secondly I always give ciggies to people who ask them, and I always tip well, buy people drinks, give money to homeless people and in general
someone call the ****ing press.
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someone call the ****ing press.
quick you can make monday morning front page if you hurry up
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Pig. An apt sobriquete which you will undoubtedly hear in the near future. Just before her boyfriend stabs you.
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You haven't actually done anything with this girl have you piggy?

Not even held hands.

So karma is ok for you, as long as you bail out early enough
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we havent had sex nope or kissed
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