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27 Dec 2003, 02:45
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Lieutenant Colonel
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
lol at the rules... so true
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27 Dec 2003, 12:24
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
Can we close this thread or something, otherwise every 4-7 days someone's going to post 'lol its tru!', and the thread will die and the whole sorry cycle will start anew.
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27 Dec 2003, 16:11
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Bernard Black
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
lol its tru!
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27 Dec 2003, 17:01
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Lucky
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
cyb0r, anyone?
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28 Dec 2003, 08:26
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[=V= ViruS =V=]
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
needless spam u did there KoeN
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28 Dec 2003, 22:34
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Destroyer of Worlds
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
Jas has small boobies.
And she mings.
PS I have my own cult following. Offline. It's really cool. People come out to clubs with me just to stroke my arms.
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28 Dec 2003, 22:37
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
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Originally Posted by Jennifer
Jas has small boobies.
And she mings.
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You've come over all common.
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28 Dec 2003, 22:40
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Destroyer of Worlds
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
Hey hey.
They nick named me 'common' in the jitsu club. Our novices drive Mercedes.
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“In spite of the roaring of the young lions at the Union, and the screaming of the rabbits in the home of the vivisect, in spite of Keble College, and the tramways, and the sporting prints, Oxford still remains the most beautiful thing in England, and nowhere else are life and art so exquisitely blended, so perfectly made one.”
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28 Dec 2003, 22:42
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
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Originally Posted by Jennifer
Hey hey.
They nick named me 'common' in the jitsu club. Our novices drive Mercedes.
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Surely if they're the standard, they are the ones who are common
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28 Dec 2003, 22:51
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Destroyer of Worlds
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
I'm not common. But I am for an Oxford person. But I'm not compared to the rest of the club. No one understands why they call me common, except that it makes me go 'grr' at them, and they find that 'funny'. Maybe I'll start calling them 'simple'.
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28 Dec 2003, 22:51
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
Call them feckless dunderheaded oafs. That'll show them!
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29 Dec 2003, 05:53
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Registered User
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
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Originally Posted by Kefalos
I have been saying for rounds to many people that I will write a critque on how to be a online girl. We have all seen them! You cannot lie! Bring out them fluffle and huggle scripts and you have 60-70% of the girls you find online :lol: I'm not saying its all bad its just thoses loud bunch that ruin it for the few as normal. Anyhow here is some steps I believe it would take to become one of "thoses".
Step One:
Idle in all major alliance channels you can find and constantly spam talk non-stop.
Step Two:
Bring out thoses fluffle and huggle script ladys! Watch the many lonely men on this network drool.
Step Three:
Talk to thoses you believe you have influenced somewhat with your non-stop huggles and fluffles in pm. Convince them they have a chance at getting you.
Step Four:
Gradually as you have more and more men that are falling for you create a idle room under your own name. And just like that you now have your own cult of followers.
Step Five:
With this cult of followers you now have access to almost every single alliance and at times unlimited amount of defence.
Step Six:
Get involved with men bouncing from one online relationship to the next.
Step Seven:
Disappear for a month or so and do the whole thing over again.
I could write alot more but heck I bet this wont last long anyways so why waste my time?
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29 Dec 2003, 07:44
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the merciless
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
I'll however keep the guide of "How to extort woman to your advantages and self gratification" guide to myself.
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29 Dec 2003, 09:22
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[=V= ViruS =V=]
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
lol QD
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29 Dec 2003, 13:44
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Can we close this thread or something, otherwise every 4-7 days someone's going to post 'lol its tru!', and the thread will die and the whole sorry cycle will start anew.
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29 Dec 2003, 14:20
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Mista JZ
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
lil details though
ive tested this in PaX
works sublime for me in NoS.. got there while i didnt have a single vouche. tnx Kay...
but whenever you do this.. forget being fair.. caus i did.. & got banned from my gallchannel.. removed from NoS.. yadieya.. quite crappy..
but further your all right.. pretend your female.. pretend your actual ace.. and your deadeasy in.
i didnt even fluffle.. (i hate that word) or giggle (hate that word to)
just get in there.. prtend your female.. with brains.. kinda weird they liked that as i dont.. talk far to much & they will believe you.
even the bimbo's in NoS believed me... hi xandria or whatever it is :P
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29 Dec 2003, 14:29
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Clerk
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
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Originally Posted by n4m3l355
even the bimbo's in NoS believed me...
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Yeah, boy, do they look stupid now.
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30 Dec 2003, 08:28
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[=V= ViruS =V=]
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
this is about the rules people this has turned into a spam thread
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30 Dec 2003, 10:00
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the merciless
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
This looks like a planetarion discussion in general discussion.
Move it toot sweet.
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30 Dec 2003, 13:50
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
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this is about the rules people this has turned into a spam thread
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Turned into you say?
Nurse, fetch the sponge, it's happened again
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4 Jan 2004, 21:25
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[=V= ViruS =V=]
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
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PS I have my own cult following. Offline. It's really cool. People come out to clubs with me just to stroke my arms.
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typical woman comment
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4 Jan 2004, 21:59
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
Can this thread die already?
[edit]
And kafawhatsit's sig's too long.
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4 Jan 2004, 22:10
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Clerk
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
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Originally Posted by Kefalos
typical woman comment
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If the "typical" woman sounds like Jenny to you, you know the wrong sort of women.
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4 Jan 2004, 22:11
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
If the "typical" woman sounds like Jenny to you, you know the wrong sort of women.
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Or the right sort!
the physics and all that
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4 Jan 2004, 22:17
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Clerk
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Or the right sort!
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You sick bastard.
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5 Jan 2004, 00:04
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Destroyer of Worlds
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
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Originally Posted by Kefalos
typical woman comment
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No, how about this for a typical comment:
**** YOU.
Maybe you can't recognise irony when you see it, or maybe I've just been around too god-damned long and I see people like you come and go and there's always yet another one crawled out of the woodwork everytime the Bose Einstein healing lengths start to fry my brain and I need some simpleton conversation to chill out, and this time it's you and oh aren't you the lucky one I get to vent my frustration on.
You clearly don't know who the hell I am - I'm the only girl in the whole damned community who hasn't whored herself out to the prepubescent male populus to get her own online cult who worship her in #jenny and tell anyone who criticises her to **** off and tells her they're wrong and stupid to criticise her (cos God forbid a human such as herself should have any faults) and then she returns the favour by telling them how wonderful they are for being so sweet about her and omg omg ~*giggles*~ doesn't it remind you of monkeys eating each others fleas?
The truth of the matter is, I don't need a cult following because
a) I'm not shallow enough to need to have people constantly telling me how gorgeous I am and how much they think I'm a lovely warm person with a great personality who is genuinely kind and sweet unlike all the other girls who just do it for attention
b) I get all the attention I could ever desire by being incredibly arrogant and ripping into imbeciles such as your good self.
c) I am part of the intellectual elite of this world. People like you can't see me for dust when it comes to intellectual power. So why am I flaming you? Like I said, BE healing lengths.
BUT OH MY GOD KIDDIES LET'S TELL THE ROUND ONE VETERAN WHAT HE HASN'T NOTICED
I'm on your side on this one you idiot.
Nothing irritates me more than the 'gurlz' of this cyber world EXCEPT ppl assuming that I am one, and that I'm going to behave like one ESPECIALLY when they've just made a comment along the lines of 'omg these girls really annoy me and it spoils it for the non-shite ones, cos everyone thinks all girls are goign to be like this'
Your intentions are honourable, round-one-veteran, but you are sadly lacking in the 'being on the ball' dept. I'd recommend a brain implant, but I genuinely don't know where you'd get one around here.
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5 Jan 2004, 00:23
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Ensign
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
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Originally Posted by Jennifer
doesn't it remind you of monkey...
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5 Jan 2004, 00:31
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Clerk
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jennifer
You clearly don't know who the hell I am - I'm the only girl in the whole damned community who hasn't whored herself out to the prepubescent male populus to get her own online cult who worship her.
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I'm pretty sure there are plenty of females in the community who don't do this, they just don't get heard about particularly.
Unless you're a forum spammer, alliance bod, l33t player or a massive attention whore there's no real reason why you'd be famed at all.
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5 Jan 2004, 00:34
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Ensign
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Unless you're a forum spammer, l33t player or a massive attention whore there's no real reason why you'd be famed at all.
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5 Jan 2004, 00:35
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Clerk
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
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Originally Posted by user_name!LOL!
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I should have put in there another category for the people who elevate themselves to infamy via bad behaviour and willpower. Cheats, Shai Gar, etc, etc...
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5 Jan 2004, 02:24
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Big Kahuna
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
"Jenny in pretending to be female & brainy shocker!"
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5 Jan 2004, 02:27
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: How To Be A Online Woman On Netgamers
Jenny appears to be female, and can't be brainy, or she wouldn't be at oxyford.
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