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14 Dec 2003, 00:05
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so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
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It's not cheating ...
... if you spread peanut butter on your testicles and have your dog lick it off.
Coz it's YOUR dog!
Geddit?
Road Trip is on BBC 1 atm.
Unfortunately i tuned in late and have missed the start.
The start and the female nudity that entails :(
[/Public Service Announcement]
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14 Dec 2003, 00:08
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somwhere I belong
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Re: It's not cheating ...
That movie brings old memories to me.
Ah yes, it was me & this bird lying on the bed, watching when suddenly things we're slightly getting freaky down under..........
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
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14 Dec 2003, 00:12
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Next goal wins!
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: London
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Re: It's not cheating ...
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Originally Posted by Blastoderm
That movie brings old memories to me.
Ah yes, it was me & this bird lying on the bed, watching when suddenly things we're slightly getting freaky down under..........
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i dont believe that because of your signature :/
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14 Dec 2003, 00:14
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Destroyer of Worlds
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Re: It's not cheating ...
It's not cheating if you don't fall in love with the girl you cheat on your girlfriend with.
It's also not cheating if either or both of you are away at university.
It's also not cheating if she doesn't find out.
It's also not cheating if your girlfriend doesn't find out.
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14 Dec 2003, 00:17
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so f*cking zen
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Re: It's not cheating ...
It's also not cheating if you kill her afterwards.
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14 Dec 2003, 00:21
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Destroyer of Worlds
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Re: It's not cheating ...
It's not cheating if you don't keep her underwear.
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“In spite of the roaring of the young lions at the Union, and the screaming of the rabbits in the home of the vivisect, in spite of Keble College, and the tramways, and the sporting prints, Oxford still remains the most beautiful thing in England, and nowhere else are life and art so exquisitely blended, so perfectly made one.”
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14 Dec 2003, 14:03
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: It's not cheating ...
what the hell is this, are you 2 trying to outdo each other?
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14 Dec 2003, 14:08
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Re: It's not cheating ...
It's not cheating if you get caught, and only stupid people get caught.
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14 Dec 2003, 14:11
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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Re: It's not cheating ...
didnt think much of that film
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
And i wanna be someone, to believe, to believe in
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14 Dec 2003, 14:13
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Re: It's not cheating ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deffeh
didnt think much of that film
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what a surprise
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
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14 Dec 2003, 14:43
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The Bad Guy
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: East, East, East London
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Re: It's not cheating ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deffeh
didnt think much of that film
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I tend to agree, it was no American Pie.
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14 Dec 2003, 17:55
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so f*cking zen
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Re: It's not cheating ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Knight Theamion
It's not cheating if you get caught, and only stupid people get caught.
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Shouldn't that be:
"It's not cheating if you don't get caught, and only stupid people get caught."
???
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14 Dec 2003, 17:56
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so f*cking zen
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Re: It's not cheating ...
Anyways (/me belatedly scrolls up the thread to check) Jenny covered that.
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