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3 Jul 2005, 02:29
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Teh Saturday Update thread.
Some of you may remember this:
http://pirate.planetarion.com/showthread.php?t=186060
Well, she was there tonight.
Lots of drinking, lots of dancing, I got to try on some new clothes which will be ready within the week, I got to feel very old as a 50 year old apparently had more energy to dance than I did.
But I got that snog. \0/ Two snogs, actually. Sorta.
Oh, and for those fools who mock me for this, let me just say that she had a hot 19 year old bisexual girl coming onto her tonight, who was with her boyfriend. She explained her age, and this did not deter her.
She said "We'll have to take this up another time."
So you can stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
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3 Jul 2005, 03:59
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
GD prefers tales of failure and pain to bragging about snogging elderly slappers
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3 Jul 2005, 09:10
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
You snogged a 50 year old?
Score!
EDIT:
Did she take her teeth out before the snog?
I didn't know they allowed people like you into retirement homes.
I hope her zimmer frame didn't get in the way.
Did she introduce you to her daughter who is older than you?
etc....
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3 Jul 2005, 09:24
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
I always wondered what type of people it was that bought those "Over 50" pornographic magazines you ocassionally see in newsagents.
Now I know.
Well done Manson, you truly are the anti-Dace.
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3 Jul 2005, 09:58
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
lol, well done Mr Manson, go for it good for a laugh
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3 Jul 2005, 11:34
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yahwe
GD prefers tales of failure and pain to bragging
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3 Jul 2005, 11:45
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
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Originally Posted by ChubbyChecker
Did she introduce you to her daughter who is older than you?
etc....
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She has a daughter who is the same age as me. She also has a grandaughter. \0/
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Originally Posted by ChubbyChecker
GD prefers tales of failure and pain to bragging about snogging elderly slappers
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But I always do pain and failure. I thought people would want something different by now.
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3 Jul 2005, 11:57
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
Last night I went to a wedding reception in Scotland with Ali. It was her baptism of fire as all of my friends were there and she's never met any of them before.
She looked truely beautiful, she was calm and she was funny. They think she's ace.
Best. Saturday. Ever.
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3 Jul 2005, 12:01
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
Oh, and the transvestite was going after her, but he's fairly socially inept, so I trumped over him.
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3 Jul 2005, 12:41
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
I don't see the word 'toyboy' used in this thread yet.
TOYBOY!
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3 Jul 2005, 12:45
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
She's just texted me, and she wants to meet up today, ffs. Randy cow.
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3 Jul 2005, 13:08
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
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Originally Posted by skiddy
Last night I went to a wedding reception in Scotland with Ali. It was her baptism of fire as all of my friends were there and she's never met any of them before.
She looked truely beautiful, she was calm and she was funny. They think she's ace.
Best. Saturday. Ever.
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Thank **** for that.
That's one of the main things a girl has to have as a quality. Be good in social situations (be it quiet and shy, or funny, or just nice). I can't stand it if they make fools of themselves with my friends, or they think she's a dick. I get all wound up, feeling like I have to apologise for her but shouldn't.
If your friends approve, the whole relationship goes 10x smoother.
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3 Jul 2005, 13:41
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
Good for you! I feel all warm and fuzzy inside...
btw, I love your avatar, Tomakat (very retro )
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3 Jul 2005, 14:23
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
She's just texted me, and she wants to meet up today, ffs. Randy cow.
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Once they get to that age there's no time to hang about.
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3 Jul 2005, 18:57
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
Thank **** for that.
That's one of the main things a girl has to have as a quality. Be good in social situations (be it quiet and shy, or funny, or just nice). I can't stand it if they make fools of themselves with my friends, or they think she's a dick. I get all wound up, feeling like I have to apologise for her but shouldn't.
If your friends approve, the whole relationship goes 10x smoother.
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Which one of ur lady friends are u talking about there? :P BTW anna was a dick
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4 Jul 2005, 15:10
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
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Did she take her teeth out before the snog?
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no, but she will when she gives him a BJ, so he can feel the sensation of smooth toothless gums against his manhood.
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4 Jul 2005, 15:14
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
She actually has very good teeth. I know this as I gave her mouth a thorough workover last night with my tongue.
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4 Jul 2005, 15:17
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
She actually has very good teeth. I know this as I gave her mouth a thorough workover last night with my tongue.
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some things are too upsetting for the human mind to envisage
this isnt one of them, quite
damn
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4 Jul 2005, 15:19
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
I feel an inability to comment or make fun of any part of MM's encounter, as if I put anything down like
A picture of MM's date yesterday
It will almost certainly be thrown back with a 'Is that your mummy DM? LOLOLOMFGAHASHBROWNALOLOKEKEKMFG.'
Curses!
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4 Jul 2005, 15:22
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
Manson you're a ****ing sick **** who needs to be locked up. DM will be locked up with you dressed in a frenchmaids outfit.
bleh
edit/ beaten to the DM reference by the geriatric tranny himself. MM may i introduce DM, DM this is the last opportunity you'll get to suck on the fountain of youth. May your unholy bond not destroy the universe.
mm im a happy for you though (sick)
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4 Jul 2005, 15:23
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
I knew messing around with DM's sister was a bad idea.
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4 Jul 2005, 15:24
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
*Sigh*
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4 Jul 2005, 15:25
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
Having breathing difficulties, pops?
I'll phone the ambulance.
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4 Jul 2005, 16:59
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
don't rush mm
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5 Jul 2005, 07:22
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
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She actually has very good teeth. I know this as I gave her mouth a thorough workover last night with my tongue.
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I have two alternate replies:
that's what you think
or
both of them?
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well despite the banter, good luck to you
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6 Jul 2005, 00:32
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Re: Teh Saturday Update thread.
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Which one of ur lady friends are u talking about there? :P BTW anna was a dick
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Anna, surprisingly. Heh (I mean my ex).
And yeah. She was too try-hard with my friends, it annoyed me
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