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Vice Versa
Chat in #forums got me thinking.
The chat was thus:
<Theam> although i am a great person
<Theam> god it's good to be me
<Rush> hans
<Rush> of all the people i know on the internet
<Rush> i think you would be one of the last id want to be
Anyways i was thinking "if i had to change places with someone from the internet* who would it be?"
You know, somewhat ala this film
The list starts off with people i DEFINATELY WOULDNT want to be (people like nick/meaple).
The list starts off that way and it stays that way pretty much the whole way through.
Anyways i think maybe TK/Deep/Deffeh.
Not sure tho.
To be honest i'd much prefer to stay as myself but take this as an exercise in "If you HAD to".
Anyways "list away".
*and by "the internet" i mean GD/#forums
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4 Aug 2005, 03:20
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Re: Vice Versa
i would want to be dace because then i'd live with Aileen.
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4 Aug 2005, 03:29
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Re: Vice Versa
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Anyways i think maybe TK/Deep/Deffeh.
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You must be ****ing insane. Have you gathered no clue in the last few years as to how messed up i am?
For me..
Dante is living the dream. The trousers and mankiness puts me off slightly, but i guess i could always clean up a little bit. He seems generally content to rage against the machine in an awesometacular sort of way.
If i was deepflow i would have less inhibitions about drugs. Also his body is ripe for more alcohol abuse because hes ignored alcohol for so long, so i could always do that.
If i was madi i could take pictures of myself, put them on the internet, download them, and wank off into a sock.
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Re: Vice Versa
i wouldn't want to be koen because then I couldn't get it on with his sis
i wouldnt want to be anyone with a working life or over 25 without a life.
I want to be me. Really, why the **** would I want to be someone else? (although being Rankin would be funny, I would make sure I would get laid more often)
edit: If I was Sunday8pm I could seriously kill myself in a humorous way.
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4 Aug 2005, 06:08
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deffeh summed it up for me, id be dante (anti-hero to the masses) hes a right on brother whose brain wave patterns i admire, a **** up but a **** up with a certain style, you can just about imagine him in dostoevsky or tolstoy*
or madi, pretty much as deffeh said. Although id set up a web cam and make £££££s.
btw honorable mentions have to go to dace for his poker leetness and deffeh who has explained betting to me and might just have tipped me over the side to become addicted to sure-fire-cert-accumalation betting.
* 'i woke up in the morning with a migraine, the illicit substances of reverly past breaking down into noxious additives of present, the philosophical implications of the bourgeois landlord and us his peasant manimals juxtaposing with my job helping the other working class break the dregedry of their accomodations into the salvation of better living conditions. Oh god i just remembered i have to hand in an article dismissing neo-puritan-nodrogism as an essentially false framework.
Note to self, Nodrog owes me £10, break his legs for non payement and as an lol reasoning in article'
all said with <3
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Re: Vice Versa
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4 Aug 2005, 08:33
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Re: Vice Versa
I'd be Sunday8pm so I could donate my whole body for live organ transplants.
This is just a swap for the day right ?
I mean, i'd miss my liver/lungs/heart etc but I wouldn't miss sunday's
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Re: Vice Versa
T&F maybe. Or Vermillion. Maybe Dace
Most other people seem to have not very fun jobs, have bad experiences with girls, are really ****ing annoying and/or have personal habits that I wouldn't want to take over.
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Vermillion. If half of his tales are true, it sounds like a fun life
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4 Aug 2005, 10:12
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Re: Vice Versa
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Originally Posted by Ste
Maybe Dace
Most other people seem to have bad experiences with girls.
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probably dante... anti-hero that he is
although if it was just a take someone elses body over for the day time thing... i could think of a couple of people who would be candidates for the high visibility suicide option
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Dace gets enough ****ing chances though! He must be doing something right.
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4 Aug 2005, 10:18
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JJ, then i get to have sex with robbie.
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4 Aug 2005, 10:59
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1up on you
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Re: Vice Versa
Yahwe:
Rich
Good Looking
Women fall at his feet
He does nothing but smoke, drink and dance
NOW THATS LIVING THE DREAM
after yahwe, dace or dante
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4 Aug 2005, 11:01
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was it Idler who got a shit load of money in inheritance?
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4 Aug 2005, 11:03
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Re: Vice Versa
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was it Idler who got a shit load of money in inheritance?
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bloomers
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4 Aug 2005, 15:28
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Re: Vice Versa
Quote:
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Dante is living the dream.
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4 Aug 2005, 15:32
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Oh, and I can't think of anyone else I would want to be. My interest in life these days is so low I barely have the enthusiasm to watch SOMMWS and do myself a trill toastie, so I have a hard time drilling up a desire to live life on the edge.
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4 Aug 2005, 15:38
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What dream? The dream of working for a council housing department whilst you yourself have significant housing problems, having badly-stained trousers whilst posting on a small internet forum for seven hours a day and taking some drugs between times from what little money you can muster?
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yes, id like to be like that, but cleaner.
Is T&F's job better/better paying? Could just be him instead, that would be fun, i could kill tony
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What dream? The dream of working for a council housing department whilst you yourself have significant housing problems, having badly-stained trousers whilst posting on a small internet forum for seven hours a day and taking some drugs between times from what little money you can muster?
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That's what I wondered.
Although my housing problems are no more since I live in a very nice shared house now. And money is rarely the limiting factor when it comes to drugs.
I'd probably opt to be Deep, Silver or Tomkat. Dace seems OK but he never seems to have sex (although presumably with a non-faggot in charge of his life he'd do OK). Ste, Roadrunner, Mark and a couple of others all seem to do OK at having reasonably adequate lives.
Manson, Emby, Queball and Deffeh all seem to live depressing lives and I've no idea whether they have friends or loved ones or what-not.
I don't know enough about anyone elses life to comment.
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Is T&F's job better/better paying?
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He has a better job (or in a more prestigious place) but he earns £5k less give or take.
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4 Aug 2005, 15:51
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how interesting, well, i suppose if i were you for a day i would have more money to blow. But I don't need that much anyway, and it would take a while to wash the trousers thus wasting time
to be serious though, there isn't really anyone on GD i would rather be, but if i had to maybe i would be deffeh, just to see the world through his jaded eyes all the time
btw deff, what makes you think ive ignored alcohol?
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Re: Vice Versa
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yes, id like to be like that, but cleaner.
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And you know why that is?
Because your name is Henry Hippy.
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4 Aug 2005, 16:14
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If I had to be anyone on here, then I'd pick Roadrunner simply because he has a wife who loves him, a nice home in beautiful surroundings, a fairly decent job which he apparently enjoys, a baby on the way (Even if he is going to barbarise the wee bairn by calling it Alistair), and a mad dad.
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I know a bloke called alistair, i don't like him.
also, since when has hippiness had anything to do with being clean? The only vaguely hippyish thing in Dante's life seems to be the drugs, and drug use is far more widespread than hippydom, thank god.
how many times have you watched SOMMWS now btw?
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4 Aug 2005, 16:27
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I was specifically refering to your desire to live a life of drugs.
I mean, you've got shoulder length hair and you take drugs.
What more do you want from a hippy?
I've lost count of the number of times I've watched SOMMWS. This can be said, though: I've watched it too many times for it to be healthy.
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4 Aug 2005, 16:33
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I've lost count of the number of times I've watched SOMMWS.
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4 Aug 2005, 16:34
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i no longer have shoulder length hair, its about 2 inches long atm as i got it cut about a month ago, sorry I also don't think its likely i will ever grow it again as i started to have sex almost immediately after cutting it, i doubt this is a coincedence.
As for the desire to live a life of drugs, this is one of those things that i do truly believe in. To such an extent that i REALLY cant understand why people who don't take drugs... don't. I can only assume you are all either pussies or just don't want to have fun.
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Twice?
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4 Aug 2005, 16:47
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i no longer have shoulder length hair, its about 2 inches long atm as i got it cut about a month ago, sorry I also don't think its likely i will ever grow it again as i started to have sex almost immediately after cutting it, i doubt this is a coincedence.
As for the desire to live a life of drugs, this is one of those things that i do truly believe in. To such an extent that i REALLY cant understand why people who don't take drugs... don't. I can only assume you are all either pussies or just don't want to have fun.
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i like you best as a christmas tree :xmas:
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I still have the hairspray!
somewhere
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what ?
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4 Aug 2005, 17:08
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If i could remember the url, i would show you the picture
It was basically of me at a fancy dress party, where i went as a xmas tree, brown trousers, green shirt, green hair, and tinsel and baubles all over me. Was fun.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Deepflow
i no longer have shoulder length hair, its about 2 inches long atm as i got it cut about a month ago, sorry I also don't think its likely i will ever grow it again as i started to have sex almost immediately after cutting it, i doubt this is a coincedence.
As for the desire to live a life of drugs, this is one of those things that i do truly believe in. To such an extent that i REALLY cant understand why people who don't take drugs... don't. I can only assume you are all either pussies or just don't want to have fun.
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s|k---I've always admired the name Bjorn.
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Manson, Emby, Queball and Deffeh all seem to live depressing lives and I've no idea whether they have friends or loved ones or what-not.
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i live a fantastical life! i just come on here when it's crap
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4 Aug 2005, 18:32
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Quote:
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I liked your hair
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If you had just told me that i might (wouldn't) have kept it!
Of all the words in the English language, these are the saddest "it might have been"
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i live a fantastical life! i just come on here when it's crap
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I always assume you are enjoying yourself immensely whenever you arent on GD. At least the stories when you come back seem to support this.
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I'd probably want to be Stew as he's the most similar person on these forums to me in terms of work and life. And I'm quite content with my life at the moment (just wait for the angsty "what the **** have I got myself into" in mid-September when I start my new job...).
I suppose being Yahwe would be fun, but being a god could become tiresome.
Being Silversmoke or Theam might be entertaining, although I suspect they just never give us much in the way of the negative sides of their life.
I'm honoured 2 people (Dace and Dante) would want to be me <3
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I'm honoured 2 people (Dace and Dante) would want to be me <3
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Dante and Dace want to be secondary school teachers....
Honoured, but not surprised?
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Dante and Dace want to be secondary school teachers....
Honoured, but not surprised?
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I wouldnt mind being dace if it wasnt for Eileen. I couldnt cope with the abuse of having a sister, especially not a hot one.
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I'd probably want to be Stew as he's the most similar person on these forums to me in terms of work and life. And I'm quite content with my life at the moment (just wait for the angsty "what the **** have I got myself into" in mid-September when I start my new job...).
I suppose being Yahwe would be fun, but being a god could become tiresome.
Being Silversmoke or Theam might be entertaining, although I suspect they just never give us much in the way of the negative sides of their life.
I'm honoured 2 people (Dace and Dante) would want to be me <3
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And up untill about 2 months ago irregularly crying myself to sleep because I wanted my ex back.
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OK widening the circle somewhat:
"Who out of the people you know personally would you swap places with?"
and
"If you could swap places with anyone in the world who would it be?"
Give reasons etc.
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Someone I know personally... Crikey. there's a tough one :s
Probably a guy I met at a bar... 1 that can dance, can act socially without being looked at funny, and can hold his alcohol. $*#& =/
Anyone in the world... Bill gates tbh. Then, I could attempt to make *non* buggy software, not try and royally screw everyone who uses it, and also because who the fk wouldn't want to be worth 9 billion+ =p
Side note for emby
I'm not a bad person I'd try and *fix* the mistakes. IE not cause widespread horror and financial loss
I'm not a bad person... reallly.... :cry:
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emby bring your post back
also, i cant really think of anyone else i PARTICULARLY want to be, maybe a younger version of me?
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where did it go?
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i have no idea, i read it, then it was gone, i assumed you deleted it.
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"not I," said the lion
anyway I'd want to be Amy Hempel if i wasnt me but i like being me
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