Bud Light Presents... Real American Heroes/Real Men Of Genius

[Chojin]

It doesn't matter how many times I hear these adverts, they still make me burst out laughing.

Especially Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer.

"Who did it? Who cares. Sweet mercy, please just someone light a match."

[Scoot951]

We salute you, Mr. Taco-Salad-Inventor.

Some would ask, 'Is it healthy?' Of course it is. It's a salad, isn't it?

[Chojin]

Originally posted by Scoot951
We salute you, Mr. Taco-Salad-Inventor.

Some would ask, 'Is it healthy?' Of course it is. It's a salad, isn't it?

A culinary creation that baffles the human mind. A 12,000 calorie salad.

[Deffeh]

it was _so much_ funnier when it was "Real american heroes" rather than real men of genius. Did they change it because of the WTC attacks?

[Chojin]

Originally posted by Deffeh
it was _so much_ funnier when it was "Real american heroes" rather than real men of genius. Did they change it because of the WTC attacks?

I wouldn't know, TBH.

[Chojin]

Beachgoers the world over see you coming and say, "Hey, check out the woolly mammoth in the rubber band."

Defying the natural laws of physics, you manage to squeeze a 46 inch waist into a 30 inch suit.

Like ground meat, crammed into a sausage skin, you take to the beach and proudly strut your stuff.

"If you've got it, flaunt it." That's your motto. Which is ironic, because you... haven't got it.

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, sweetcheeks, and know that if you weren't wearing that suit, we'd ask you to take a bow.