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17 Sep 2003, 16:30
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a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,405
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band wagon ahoy, anyone wanna date me?
tall thin pretty and smart brunette lady seeks good looking intelligent educated and experienced gentleman for fake internet romance
no time wasters please
m
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17 Sep 2003, 16:31
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 4,944
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*waves*
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
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17 Sep 2003, 16:32
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 93
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Do you like long walks along the beach and are friendly towards dogs?
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17 Sep 2003, 16:33
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
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woman on the internet
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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17 Sep 2003, 16:34
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share the <3
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Location: Location:
Posts: 2,709
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no way dood
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Sophie is hotter than you
though ive gone off her now; the way Susanna Reid squirms around on sml is, however, awesome
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17 Sep 2003, 16:34
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Up yours
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Mighty Scotland
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17 Sep 2003, 16:38
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Lai
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: rah
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i am young...inexperienced...almost 6 foot and had a girlfriend till 3 days ago..
im the perfect match for a pseudo internet relationship fraud type thing for we are unlikely matches
like nod and a female.
*edit* apparently i am good looking and or fit *edit*
*extra bit to the edit* it wasnt just bloomers that said this, women did too*
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[18:02]<DJ_Bass>When i was just a knee basher i ran outside with a coat hanger above my head thinking it would repel lightning
[18:03]<Ashknight>If it hit you, now that would explain a LOT
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Follow the guy in front
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<[7th]Seventh> liseh?
<Bloomers> hmmm
<Bloomers> he's okay
<Bloomers> you are fitter tho
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17 Sep 2003, 16:40
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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I'm a small variety of icelandic haddock.
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17 Sep 2003, 16:40
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Nothing interesting has happned to me on the boards in years.
I demand that the admins subsidise my personality somehow!
This is neglect of the most vulnerable in society, namely, me.
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17 Sep 2003, 16:40
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share the <3
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Location: Location:
Posts: 2,709
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
I'm a small variety of icelandic haddock.
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mmmm fishy.
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Sophie is hotter than you
though ive gone off her now; the way Susanna Reid squirms around on sml is, however, awesome
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17 Sep 2003, 16:44
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NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: The enby cave!
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21 year old tall brown haired blue eyed forum user was too late in seeing this post (me)
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[20:27:47] <nodrog-aawy> **** i think my housemate just caught me masturbating
[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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Pretty parks and funky scrap metal things here
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17 Sep 2003, 16:44
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
I demand that the admins subsidise my personality somehow!
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I'll bring in EDS to do some work on you.
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17 Sep 2003, 16:45
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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btw, I am best.
I think you know this already, though. You all do, in your heart of hearts.
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17 Sep 2003, 16:48
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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I see EDS have started work already.
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17 Sep 2003, 16:59
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Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,745
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no thanks
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..look
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17 Sep 2003, 17:01
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
Posts: 4,793
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Quote:
Originally posted by NEWSBOT3
21 year old tall brown haired blue eyed forum user was too late in seeing this post (me)
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mmm.. blue eyes..
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Where ever you go, there you are.
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17 Sep 2003, 17:02
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Re: Re: band wagon ahoy, anyone wanna date me?
Quote:
Originally posted by Cynical Oracle
I'll quote Leonard Cohen: "I'm your man!"
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I'll quote him too
Jazz police are looking through my folders
Jazz police are talking to my niece
Jazz police have got their final orders
Jazzer, drop your axe, it's Jazz police!
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17 Sep 2003, 17:03
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Poster Professionale
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The place where mods put bad people
Posts: 1,077
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He's
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
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17 Sep 2003, 17:03
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Good Son
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Finland
Posts: 3,991
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aryn
mmm.. blue eyes..
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What's so bloody intriguing in blue eyes?
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"Oh, wretched race of a day, children of chance and misery, why do ye compel me to say to you what it were most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is for ever beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. The second best for you, however, is soon to die". Silenus, tutor to Dionysos, speaking to King Midas.
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17 Sep 2003, 17:05
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
Posts: 4,793
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they're easier to read :\
that and when you have **** brown eyes... blue is very appealing
not to mention blue's my favourite colour :\
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17 Sep 2003, 17:05
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aryn
mmm.. blue eyes..
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\o/
Me too me too!!!
Though I have blonde hair.
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17 Sep 2003, 17:08
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Heh, Leeds !
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In The Redfern
Posts: 3,790
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Re: Re: band wagon ahoy, anyone wanna date me?
Quote:
Originally posted by Cynical Oracle
I'll quote Leonard Cohen: "I'm your man!"
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It was George Michael when he was in Wham and we all know what he is like......
Vaio
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The George Harrison of BlueTuba
Yes, I know he is dead !
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17 Sep 2003, 17:09
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
Posts: 4,793
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it is a hard decision for some girls you know..
californiaesque cutie
or
tall dark and hansome
actually i don't really have a preference
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17 Sep 2003, 17:10
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Poster Professionale
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The place where mods put bad people
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He also said that some chick broke his heart last christmas. His gayness is product of his PR campaing to sell truckloads of crapmusic.
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ATTENTION!
This thread is hijacked by a wiseguy! Please evacuate promptly at your nearest exit.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
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17 Sep 2003, 17:29
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J to the C to the A G E
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Scúnthorpe
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16/m/uk seeks mature woman
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17 Sep 2003, 18:13
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Banned
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 337
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
Nothing interesting has happned to me on the boards in years.
I demand that the admins subsidise my personality somehow!
This is neglect of the most vulnerable in society, namely, me.
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I think you are a bit too old for all this.
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17 Sep 2003, 18:27
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loved
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: rocking his world
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Re: band wagon ahoy, anyone wanna date me?
Quote:
Originally posted by madi
tall thin pretty and smart brunette lady seeks good looking intelligent educated and experienced gentleman for fake internet romance
no time wasters please
m
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been dumped again?
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17 Sep 2003, 18:29
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:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
Posts: 7,871
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You'd have been better off just going "asl, wana cybr?"
Works for me
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"There is no I in team, but there are two in anal fisting"
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17 Sep 2003, 18:38
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Manga Kitten is back!
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Cube 616
Posts: 1,073
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madi has perky b00bs too!!
wanna get dirty, madi?
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Comming to London on Dec 20th
Knocking on your door for leftovers starting on Dec 21st
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17 Sep 2003, 18:48
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
Posts: 8,271
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
woman on the internet
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I always figured you to be... well, you know. Not a woman.
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17 Sep 2003, 18:52
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
I always figured you to be... well, you know. Not a woman.
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Will you date me?
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17 Sep 2003, 18:56
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Vermin Supreme
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 3,280
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first 'do you put out?' post in a thread that should have had one 30 posts ago
(/hay do you do ANAL?)
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17 Sep 2003, 19:37
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a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,405
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aryn
they're easier to read :\
that and when you have **** brown eyes... blue is very appealing
not to mention blue's my favourite colour :\
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my boyfriend has one blue eye and one green
he has fair hair though
a for the dark hair and blue eyes thing, the only man to have turned my head since i met mark had really dark hair and bright blue eyes
its so strikingly beautiful
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17 Sep 2003, 19:38
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a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,405
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Re: Re: band wagon ahoy, anyone wanna date me?
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Originally posted by Danae
been dumped again?
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nope
still madly in love with the same man as 18 months ago (who loves me back, no stalker action going on here)
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17 Sep 2003, 19:39
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a little bit broken
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 1,405
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
16/m/uk seeks mature woman
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i like this answer best
definitely the most unsuitable
in fact i would probably get arrested lol
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17 Sep 2003, 19:41
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Das Scoot
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 788
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I don't trust brown eyes.
Indian girls with green/blue eyes = teh win.
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n00b since Jan 11th, 2001
I don't really know what I'm doing here
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17 Sep 2003, 19:42
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Quote:
Originally posted by madi
mark
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Love you too
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17 Sep 2003, 19:47
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 2,810
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Quote:
Originally posted by Me!
16/m/uk seeks any woman
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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17 Sep 2003, 20:13
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Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
Posts: 5,185
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19 Year old male.
Intelligent, witty. Likes the Gym and is in top physical shape. Enjoys sports but also shopping.
As you can tell im lying. We have LOTS in common!
'lets get it on'
ill be in #hotladys3x0r on irc shortly.
my handle will be 'Hotman1003'
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Mail : [email protected] // IRC : #forums
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17 Sep 2003, 20:16
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Quote:
Originally posted by JammyJim
19 Year old male.
Intelligent, witty. Likes the Gym and is in top physical shape. Enjoys sports but also shopping.
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You forgot to say I live in durham.
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17 Sep 2003, 20:19
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Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
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surely your post would be something along the lines of :
"Obese 19year old who lives with parents in a 2bedroom flat and shares bed with 2 dogs, a cat called 'ralph' and his 93yr old grandmother....seeks beautiful intelligent brunette for passionate sexual relationship.
only serious offers accepted. please mail all correspondance to :
Mrl_Jakiri aka Marky Boy,
A street name
Durham
England
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Mail : [email protected] // IRC : #forums
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17 Sep 2003, 20:27
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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I'll have you know my cats are called Jenny and Mitzy. Although I would have called them Snarf and Marmaduke.
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17 Sep 2003, 20:40
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Destroyer of Worlds
Join Date: Feb 2002
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I had a cat called Mitzi.
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17 Sep 2003, 20:44
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jennifer
I had a cat called Mitzi.
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And you're called Jenny... ITS A CONSPIRACY
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18 Sep 2003, 09:27
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Poster Professionale
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Nodrog is all.
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ATTENTION!
This thread is hijacked by a wiseguy! Please evacuate promptly at your nearest exit.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nodrog
I wish we could trademark for a less shitty poster
hahahahahahaha, get it?
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18 Sep 2003, 10:12
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: ****ing over RP
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I want some tequitos
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