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Unread 24 Jan 2006, 21:10   #1
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Talk about a high price hooker

http://www.duskylady.com/index.asp

This lady is apparently selling herself as a future bride, with some basic T+Cs for the husband.

"Telephone Conversation:

You can purchase a personal telephone call from Miss Nyasha. There is a £100 charge for each telephone call that Miss Nyasha makes to a suitor, payable in advance and non-refundable.
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And

"Basic Qualification:

To qualify for consideration and subsequent selection, each candidate must have assets of £50,000,000+. The applicant should demonstrate this by buying me a house in my name to the value of £2,000,000.
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I find it hard to believe that "This is a 100% genuine and serious initiative in search of genuine love, commitment and ultimately Marriage."

You've gotta be joking :eek:

And for the record, I heard about this from a friend
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Unread 24 Jan 2006, 21:22   #2
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker

Jesus Mary and Joseph.

"She" cannot believe she's worth a dime, surely?
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Unread 24 Jan 2006, 21:43   #3
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker

50 mil plus ?

heh
good luck

If i had 50 mill plus i wouldnt need to search on some faggy internet site for a funny looking bride.
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Unread 24 Jan 2006, 21:48   #4
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker

lolcakes....because true love costs £50 million quid lol

Love is priceless...(excuse me sounding the old fart I am)

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Re: Talk about a high price hooker

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Jesus Mary and Joseph.

"She" cannot believe she's worth a dime, surely?
I was wondering about that. Is she a she? Is that the point of it? I am confused
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Unread 24 Jan 2006, 22:45   #6
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker

That's so prime for a ytmnd spoof.
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Unread 24 Jan 2006, 22:56   #7
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker

i've fallen in better looking things - outside a kebab shop in the wee small hours of the morning - than that bangkok ladyboy.
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker

http://lolhooker.ytmnd.com/

I made one, but it didn't get a very high rating.

I'm not very good at mixing music.


EDIT: Oooh I can change the sound, I'm going to change it to something better.

My other one got 3 stars (was 4):
http://secretnaziegg.ytmnd.com/
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker

It has got to be some kind of windup.
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Unread 25 Jan 2006, 01:46   #10
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker

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It has got to be some kind of windup.
Nope, tis unfortunately very real :eek:
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker

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Nope, tis unfortunately very real :eek:
How d'ya know?

You met her?
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker

shouldn't she at the very least be good looking?
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Unread 25 Jan 2006, 11:35   #13
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker

whoa, bill gates been informed yet?
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker

hes married already duder
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker

Lol
Sad thing is bet someone pays for something.
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker

What a dinner whore.
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker

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hes married already duder
oh i didnt know, and who the **** would marry him(well alot of people for his money i suppose)
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker

if i had 50 mil im pretty sure that the internet would be a foreign thing to me, as i would either:

be too busy working as that would be howi made my money
or
be off lounging somewhere in the sun as i have come into/won my money



either way she is ugly anyway
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker

http://www.komotv.com/news/images/melinda_gates.jpg

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Re: Talk about a high price hooker

she is literally dog ugly to be honest
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Re: Talk about a high price hooker

she has more money than some 3rd world countries tho...
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