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11 Mar 2004, 17:42
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wild one
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: River Edge, NJ
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My fatal mistake
So I went to the doctors to get some medical forms signed.
I walked in and asked if I could see someone.
The young girl on reception said I'd have to make an appointment for tomorrow, which is good as I need these forms for Saturday.
She asked who my usual doctor was.
I replied with "Dr ..., but I understand he isn't here anymore."
Now, insider knowledge informed me that he was struck off for videotaping his female patients covertly.
She replied with "No, he isn't."
I replied with "...but I wouldn't mind one of his DVD's if you can find it."
After a moments tapping on her console, she now claims there are no appointments until Monday.
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11 Mar 2004, 17:42
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Re: My fatal mistake
Oh my
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11 Mar 2004, 17:51
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Käptn Karacho
Join Date: Nov 2000
Posts: 1,360
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Re: My fatal mistake
ask her if u can check in her pants for any signs of those DVDs...
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11 Mar 2004, 17:52
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: My fatal mistake
She said Monday because that is the earliest that there is a free cell in the paedophile wing of Durham Jail.
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11 Mar 2004, 18:58
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Re: My fatal mistake
bwahahahahahaha
well done skiddy
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11 Mar 2004, 19:42
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Slap Machine
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Blumenau, SC - Brazil
Posts: 174
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Re: My fatal mistake
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
bwahahahahahaha
well done skiddy
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11 Mar 2004, 20:02
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Käptn Karacho
Join Date: Nov 2000
Posts: 1,360
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Re: My fatal mistake
maybe she said monday cause that's when the new video equipment will arrive...
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11 Mar 2004, 20:15
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
Posts: 7,871
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Re: My fatal mistake
Let's just hope you don't have AIDs and will die before Monday.
Then you wouldn't be so ****y, would you, you cheeky young thing?
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11 Mar 2004, 20:40
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 1,967
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Re: My fatal mistake
She is going to videotape you and sell your skrunny ass to gay pr0n dealers now. Your ****ed.
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12 Mar 2004, 11:44
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nomen est omen
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Bristol, UK
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Re: My fatal mistake
Quote:
Originally Posted by at0mic.c0w
ask her if u can check in her pants for any signs of those DVDs...
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DVD is a nasty infection. Related to IDS that the tories had a few months ago.
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12 Mar 2004, 14:31
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Friendly geek of GD :-/
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: On my metal roid
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Re: My fatal mistake
great one
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13 Mar 2004, 04:51
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NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: The enby cave!
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Re: My fatal mistake
in this thread, we applaud skiddy's wit.
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