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5 Nov 2003, 20:42
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Funny Joke
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A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him
up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but come evening he's
half an hour late. The boss gets on the CB radio to check if he's all
right.
"I've got a problem, Boss. I'm stuckere. I've hit a pig!"
"Ah well, these things happen sometimes," the boss says. "Just drag
the carcass off the road so nobody else hits it in the dark."
"But he's not dead, boss. He's gotten tangled up on the bull bar, and
I've tried to untangle him, but he's kicking and squealing, and he's
real big boss. I'm afraid he's gonna hurt me!"
"Never mind," says the boss. "There's a .303 under the tarp in the
back. Get that out and shoot him. Then drag the carcass off the road
and come on home." "Okay, boss."
Another half an hour goes by, but there's still not a peep from the
young fella. The boss gets back on the CB. "What's the problem,
son?"
"Well, I did what you said boss, but I'm still stuck."
"What's up? Did you drag the pig off the road like I said?"
"Yeah boss, but his motorcycle is still jammed under the truck."
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So I laughed.
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5 Nov 2003, 20:49
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Im Sorry Mr MOD
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Re: Funny Joke
huh?
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5 Nov 2003, 20:50
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Re: Funny Joke
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Originally Posted by Superpig #2
huh?
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pig is slang for a policeman
i assume that was what the joke was
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5 Nov 2003, 20:59
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Re: Funny Joke
but wheres the punchline???
Last edited by Cheesy Teapot; 5 Nov 2003 at 21:05.
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5 Nov 2003, 21:01
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Re: Funny Joke
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Originally Posted by Cheesy Teapot
i knew that but wheres the punchline???
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a pig is also an animal commonly found on farms
hence the confusion and ensuing hilarity
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
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5 Nov 2003, 21:02
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Re: Funny Joke
I laughed
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5 Nov 2003, 21:05
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Re: Funny Joke
well i never, a pig on a farm
whats the world coming to
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5 Nov 2003, 21:13
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Im Sorry Mr MOD
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Re: Funny Joke
still its a bad joke.
two classics here;
two blondes walked into a bar.
well one of them should have seen it
a blonde and a guy fall down the cliff, which one hits the ground first?
the guy, the blonde had to stop and ask for directions!
hahahahahahahahaha
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5 Nov 2003, 21:32
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a new low in getting high
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Re: Funny Joke
Heh if you quick view this is just says "So I laughed" which would have made for a better thread.
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5 Nov 2003, 21:35
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Re: Funny Joke
i agree
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5 Nov 2003, 21:44
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Re: Funny Joke
quick view? where?
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5 Nov 2003, 21:46
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Gubbish
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Re: Funny Joke
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Originally Posted by mbushell
quick view? where?
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The title text for the link.
(mouseover tooltip)
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