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24 May 2003, 18:22
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so f*cking zen
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T-Shirt Idea Thread
For a long time i've wanted to 'design' a t-shirt.
The t-shirt would have a boy cartoon type thing with a speech bubble coming out of his mouth and above him it would read in big **** off letters 'Jonny says:' then in the speech bubble it would read 'Nobody likes a Homo' then underneath the cartoon it would say 'DONT BE GAY!'.
So does anyone else have a t-shirt design idea?
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24 May 2003, 18:25
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Henry Kelly
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I'd create a T-Shirt with the word 'NODROG' in big letters across the front.
And maybe a big number as well. Nine perhaps.
Then people would start thinking it was a brand.
Then we'd sell the t-shirts to the stupid people.
Then we'd tell them it's just 'Gordon' backwards.
Oh the hilarity.
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24 May 2003, 18:26
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a new low in getting high
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Where have you been?
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24 May 2003, 18:26
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Aardvark is a funny word
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black tshirt with big letters
'LOLZOROMGHOMOFAGHAHAPWNED'
and a :banana: on the back
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24 May 2003, 18:27
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
I'd create a T-Shirt with the word 'NODROG' in big letters across the front.
And maybe a big number as well. Nine perhaps.
Then people would start thinking it was a brand.
Then we'd sell the t-shirts to the stupid people.
Then we'd tell them it's just 'Gordon' backwards.
Oh the hilarity.
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You want to be a nodrog though, you're not a good sample.
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24 May 2003, 18:27
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On the front: "Save the ozone layer"
On the back: "Shoot a pot-smoking, 1971 diesel-van driving hippy today"
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24 May 2003, 18:28
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Quote:
Originally posted by JonnyBGood
On the front: "Save the ozone layer"
On the back: "Shoot a pot-smoking, 1971 diesel-van driving hippy today"
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I'd buy that for a dollar!
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24 May 2003, 18:31
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by Phang
I'd buy that for a dollar!
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To sell a T-shirt at that price slave labour would have to be used.
Whilst you're walking around wearing the T-shirt some poor kid in China or Africa or India or someplace is being whipped by a frenzied Factory owner in an attempt to get the kid to 'work faster, Work Faster, WORK FASTER'!
And all because you wanted to look smart and trendy you capitalist **** you!
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24 May 2003, 18:32
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Aardvark is a funny word
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you've never seen Robocop, have you?
HOMOFAGPWNED
edit: and id buy a tshirt with a guy talking to an indian kid yelling 'work faster' too. that would be HILARIOUS.
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Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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24 May 2003, 18:41
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Little Bitch
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
To sell a T-shirt at that price slave labour would have to be used.
Whilst you're walking around wearing the T-shirt some poor kid in China or Africa or India or someplace is being whipped by a frenzied Factory owner in an attempt to get the kid to 'work faster, Work Faster, WORK FASTER'!
And all because you wanted to look smart and trendy you capitalist **** you!
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Well on that theme you could make a t-shirt saying
This making of this T-shirt provided a poor phillipino child with a shiny penny!
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24 May 2003, 18:41
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by Phang
you've never seen Robocop, have you?
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I have actually.
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24 May 2003, 18:44
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On the front: a big W
On the back: a big W
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24 May 2003, 18:46
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by W
On the front: a big W
On the back: a big W
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With a picture of an anchor underneath the letters yeah?!
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24 May 2003, 18:51
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Re: T-Shirt Idea Thread
Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
For a long time i've wanted to 'design' a t-shirt.
The t-shirt would have a boy cartoon type thing with a speech bubble coming out of his mouth and above him it would read in big **** off letters 'Jonny says:' then in the speech bubble it would read 'Nobody likes a Homo' then underneath the cartoon it would say 'DONT BE GAY!'.
So does anyone else have a t-shirt design idea?
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weird idea for a gay guy to come up with tbh...
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24 May 2003, 18:52
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hated dead or alive
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id make a t-shirt with the iraqi minister of information saying....
PLANETARION IS FUN!
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24 May 2003, 19:20
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Henry Kelly
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Quote:
Originally posted by Phang
and id buy a tshirt with a guy talking to an indian kid yelling 'work faster' too. that would be HILARIOUS.
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Yep.
Or something more evil. Like
'This T-Shirt is synthetic: no animals were harmed in its production' on the front.
and
'But a six year-old boy lost his arms and his brother was crushed to death in the sweatshop where it was produced'
on the back.
Too wordy though.
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24 May 2003, 19:34
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Registered User
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front: Jesus is coming
back: Jesus is going
It's been probably done before but I haven't been able to get one
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24 May 2003, 21:43
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Would this thread have anything to do with tshirthell's $200 Design a tshirt competition?
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25 May 2003, 04:21
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I'd have...
I hate God
and Jesus can **** off too
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25 May 2003, 12:23
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Kyuss/qotsa > Deffeh ffs
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front: f*ck
back: if i spend this much money on a t-shirt i want it spelt correctly.
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25 May 2003, 13:10
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cmdr_Cyrax
Would this thread have anything to do with tshirthell's $200 Design a tshirt competition?
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Actually it's not.
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25 May 2003, 18:48
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Im amazed nobody has come up with the obvious t=shirt of
"Gays should be shot. Twice. In the face. With bullets , not cum"
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