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6 Jun 2005, 07:01
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Caveat Lector
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Have you ever cybered?
Seriously have any of you? And if you have wtf is wrong with you how could you possibly get off from some chat text. Not being judgmental or anything.
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6 Jun 2005, 07:13
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Guy next door
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
Yes, I did. Didn't get off though. (Long distance relationships suck)
But phonesex on the other hand..
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6 Jun 2005, 07:24
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
Yeah, sure.
It's just phonesex but you can read up to what has been said.
Although I haven't done it for some years now.
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6 Jun 2005, 08:31
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
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Originally Posted by s|k
Seriously have any of you? And if you have wtf is wrong with you how could you possibly get off from some chat text. Not being judgmental or anything.
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Seems like a poor attempt to find a cybersex partner.
I havent - I have thought about it though. But im convinced that whoever I would choose will really be a 40yr old man from Bognor. Puts me off a bit.
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6 Jun 2005, 09:22
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
yes, once, a few years ago. it was unfulfilling.
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6 Jun 2005, 09:33
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
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Originally Posted by s|k
Seriously have any of you? And if you have wtf is wrong with you how could you possibly get off from some chat text. Not being judgmental or anything.
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Did last night mean nothing to you?
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6 Jun 2005, 09:40
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PA Team
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
Cybersex is for those who a) haven't had any/much real sex recently and b) are good at typing with 1 hand and have an extensive vocabulary and a vivid imagination
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6 Jun 2005, 09:49
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
cant say i ever have really
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6 Jun 2005, 09:52
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
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6 Jun 2005, 11:02
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Powering your life...
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
I'm surprised nobody has mention webcam yet....
Extended vocabulary and vivd imagination eh?
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6 Jun 2005, 11:09
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
nah...
and I definately wouldn't do it with someone i hadn't met (and couldn't see) because it would be just like "the parlor"
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6 Jun 2005, 11:18
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I see you!
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
But phonesex on the other hand..
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Reminds me of my first real gf.. one of the first times we talked to eachother on phone she suddenly said out of the blue: "I wish your hand where were my hands are". I was like... WTF... But isn't it like "You know the song, sing along" anyway?
On the other hand, I really can't see the point of doing it in text. "/me strokes your c*ck at a medium phase" [/quote Adam Sandler]
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6 Jun 2005, 11:19
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
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Originally Posted by Nadar
Reminds me of my first real gf.. one of the first times we talked to eachother on phone she suddenly said out of the blue: "I wish your hand where were my hands are". I was like... WTF... But isn't it like "You know the song, sing along" anyway?
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You were probably on speakerphone and her friends were sitting around giggling.
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6 Jun 2005, 11:25
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I see you!
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
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Originally Posted by Ste
You were probably on speakerphone and her friends were sitting around giggling.
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6 Jun 2005, 11:51
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mmm.. pills
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
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heh, no matter how many times I read that it never gets old.
and yes when I was younger, but not for my own arousal. I used to pose as girl just to **** with their minds and laugh at some of the lame shit they type.
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6 Jun 2005, 12:43
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Angry Young Man
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
yes.
Why? BECAUSE I WAS 13 AND ON THE INTERNET
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6 Jun 2005, 13:01
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I see you!
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
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Originally Posted by djbass
and yes when I was younger, but not for my own arousal. I used to pose as girl just to **** with their minds and laugh at some of the lame shit they type.
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I actually used a girls name when playing *CS many years ago.. some guy actually thought I were a girl when I sent him a pic after playing CS..totally fked him around and even set up a "date". Sadly he didn't fall for it (I would ofc not gone to meet him, but would be fun if he did)
*No, I'm not playing anymore.
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6 Jun 2005, 13:34
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
of course i have
sometimes it can be pretty good fun
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6 Jun 2005, 14:44
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Powering your life...
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
I have- its been very fun, but its been somebody who I actually have done such things with with so it's a little different... as in know she's a she and not a he +40 years...
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6 Jun 2005, 14:54
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
All the time. But I'm also a member of literotica so I might have a text fetish.
PS. Go for gay cyber and you don't need to worry about fakes.
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6 Jun 2005, 15:03
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Miles Teg
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
Not literally cybersex, but I've had some intresting conversations about 'what I like to do' and 'what she likes to do' et cetera and got kinda horny because of it.
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6 Jun 2005, 15:08
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Lucky
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
i cybered carpeia when i was on the comp of hans' sis.
it was nice.
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6 Jun 2005, 15:09
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NEWSBOT
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
what kind of stupid question is that
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6 Jun 2005, 15:11
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
I once pretended to be a woman and entered a 30 + lebians chatroom.
Even got past the whats your vital stats questions quite convincingly and where i bought my underwear questions (those sneaky lesbians trying to catch me out haha)
think i was 15 though so should have known better...
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6 Jun 2005, 15:17
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Miles Teg
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
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Originally Posted by KoeN
i cybered carpeia when i was on the comp of hans' sis.
it was nice.
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6 Jun 2005, 15:25
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
Once, while sorting some defence in round 3 or round 4 of planetarion.
It was just for the fun.
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6 Jun 2005, 15:41
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I see you!
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
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Originally Posted by Rinoa
I once pretended to be a woman and entered a 30 + lebians chatroom.
Even got past the whats your vital stats questions quite convincingly and where i bought my underwear questions (those sneaky lesbians trying to catch me out haha)
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Didn't you make people think you were a girl some rounds ago in Planetarion?
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Originally Posted by Rinoa
think i was 15 though so should have known better...
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Now you're 16 and all smarter
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6 Jun 2005, 15:44
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
I've cybered everyone who posted in this thread at the same time while composing Beethoven's ninth symphony using only my left testicle.
I call those days "Tuesdays".
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6 Jun 2005, 15:48
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
oh when i was pateam people would try and cyber me for resources.
i wasn't entirely sure they were girls though, so i didn't continue -those- conversations.
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[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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6 Jun 2005, 15:52
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
I was never offered cyber when I was on pateam. Instead I got to talk to karmulian.
I am not a winner in life
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6 Jun 2005, 15:56
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
he was secretly offering you cyber.
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[20:27:47] <nodrog-aawy> **** i think my housemate just caught me masturbating
[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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6 Jun 2005, 15:57
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
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6 Jun 2005, 16:05
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
yeah, you didn't even notice!
think of his feelings!
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[20:27:47] <nodrog-aawy> **** i think my housemate just caught me masturbating
[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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6 Jun 2005, 17:28
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
I did it with Bloomers.
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27 Aug 2005, 22:24
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
I feel special that jonny remmembers my cyb0r
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27 Aug 2005, 23:31
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
Did you just do a search on PA forums for your name?
Dear oh dear.
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27 Aug 2005, 23:51
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
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I feel special that jonny remmembers my cyb0r
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28 Aug 2005, 02:23
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mmm.. pills
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
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I was never offered cyber when I was on pateam. Instead I got to talk to karmulian.
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I'm disappointed, none of my logs seem to indicate I was cybered during time as pacrew, yet I know I had at least a couple. Most of mine just involve a lot of sucking up from multis, "Honest, I know x accounts all share identical logins & passwords, but they belong to my 49 half-brothers, cousins and uncles, oh and we all share the same PC"
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28 Aug 2005, 06:33
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USS Oklahoma
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
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Originally Posted by Nadar
I actually used a girls name when playing *CS many years ago.. some guy actually thought I were a girl when I sent him a pic after playing CS..totally fked him around and even set up a "date". Sadly he didn't fall for it (I would ofc not gone to meet him, but would be fun if he did)
*No, I'm not playing anymore.
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Have I ever? No. See above for reason.
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28 Aug 2005, 14:09
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
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Originally Posted by queball
All the time. But I'm also a member of literotica so I might have a text fetish.
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30 Aug 2005, 06:57
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Back from timeout.
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
When you're that young you're desperate for any kind of secual interaction, even if it is with a 40 year old man in his tighty whities. You just want to lick his or her underwear and wank while thinking "Oh baby pop that slightly tinged yellow elastic band." :/
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30 Aug 2005, 07:06
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Re: Have you ever cybered?
Yeah but you're not even young AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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