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Unread 16 Mar 2005, 00:45   #1
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How do you shower?

I usually first stand a bit with my hands in my neck (elbows at chest hight) and let the water refresh me, but before that i let the water hit my head and face, but then it runs from the neck down.

Then at some point I take the showergel (usually from Axe/Lynx thingy) and only do my shoulders and chest for some reason, if I am in the mood then I also do my hair with shampoo and then showergel again, but usually just showergel.

After that I usually shake my lower legs loose and massage them a bit with the water and then I turn the shower off, dry my hair a bit and face and then wrap it around me, half wet I go to my room and dry there.

When I've hockeyed I usually massage my legs and shoulders a bit more, I always make sure that my neck and body isn't in any way 'thight'. Yes that's right, we do not shower at the club, straight to the beer.

[edit: This all takes about 20 minutes, my shower is instantaneously warm, also insanely]
[edit2: After washing down the showergel I do my penis, under the sack and between the buttcheeks]
[edit3: I always put the music on very loud and I never wank under the shower]

That's my showering ritual, what about you?
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Unread 16 Mar 2005, 00:48   #2
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Re: How do you shower?

i turn on the tap.

wait 22 minutes.

then get in.

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Re: How do you shower?

let shower warm up

go in

wash, apply soap to all body parts in no particular order

rinse

go out

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showering isn't that complicated.
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Re: How do you shower?

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I usually first stand a bit with my hands in my neck (elbows at chest hight) and let the water refresh me, but before that i let the water hit my head and face, but then it runs from the neck down.
I do that. Also, i often let warm water hit the base of my neck, as i find the warmth that spreads down my back from there to be very soothing/relaxing.
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Re: How do you shower?

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I do that. Also, i often let warm water hit the base of my neck, as i find the warmth that spreads down my back from there to be very soothing/relaxing.

that's what I meant, first I hit my head and face, but after that (the other 19 minutes) it goes from the base of the neck and then down. Then it also runs a bit alongside the sides of your chest.
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Re: How do you shower?

I tend to have a bath to relax, then after about half an hour in the bath , ill take a brief shower to clean myself thoroughly for about 5 minutes.
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Re: How do you shower?

The only bit I'm particular about is when I pull back my foreskin and rub my sponge thoroughly all over my cock and balls, repeating a couple of times until it's really clean. It's the most important part of your body to wash.
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Turn on

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Re: How do you shower?

something just struck me.

why did Theam post in such detail about him showering? is he trying to get us aroused?

i'm baffled.
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Re: How do you shower?

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something just struck me.

why did Theam post in such detail about him showering? is he trying to get us aroused?

i'm baffled.
I just had a shower and just wondered how people showered in great detail, if there are any 'neat tricks' or 'hey I do the same' aha-erlebnissen.
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Re: How do you shower?

Chest
Arms
Underarms
Left leg
Right leg
Under foreskin and balls (it is the most important, it's sod's law a girl decides to go down on you a la pornography when you have a cheesy penis)
Face
Back

I sometimes wash my hair before doing all that, sometimes after.
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why did Theam post in such detail about him showering? is he trying to get us aroused?

i'm baffled.
He missed the bit about him shoving the showerhead up his ass when he's horny.
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I just had a shower and just wondered how people showered in great detail, if there are any 'neat tricks' or 'hey I do the same' aha-erlebnissen.
I'm just shocked that people think about it - I just ensure all areas are clean, rinse, step out.

i don't understand why people need a particular order to inhibit their freedom and inculcate themselves into a particular regime. Maybe i'm just truly free when i shower, while others freedom is more greatly inhibited.

I'm going to start a campaign for freedom showering. Right away.
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Wet.
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No, it isn't.
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Re: How do you shower?

I switch on the radio, put it up incredibly loud, im naked sooo no clothes to take off. First of all ill switch the shower on let it get really hot, ill stand in the mirror look at myself. Then scratch my cock and balls. Ill then get in the shower first of all, wash my hands, then wash my face, then armpits, then legs, chest etc, to finish off with a good old clean of the balls and dick.

I use shower gel, soap and shampoo and always feel really good when i come out of it.
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I always get in BEFORE I start the shower.
Then I point it at the sink, waiting until it gets hot. I then work up my body, until everything (especially the hair) is wet enough).
I then apply shampoo. Rinse it instantly.
Then I stop the water, and use showergel for my whole body except the hair.
Once everything is clean and rinsed, I usually waste some time. I like standing there while the water runs down my back, or I constantly keep turning round slowly.

If I'm really tired in the morning and it's gonna be a shit day, I sometimes sit in the shower, let the water fall on me and try to wake up, get warm, and lighten up my mood.

I never turn on the music, as there's no point -- I couldn't understand a single word or tone of it anyway. Maybe if it was incredibly loud, but I don't have a radio or anything in the shower anyway.
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Re: How do you shower?

Is there a Gay Discussion Forum?

If there is i suggest this thread is moved there.

If there isn't i suggest that one is created and this thread is moved there.
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But than we should get a Poker Forum as well.
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The only bit I'm particular about is when I pull back my foreskin and rub my sponge thoroughly all over my cock and balls, repeating a couple of times until it's really clean. It's the most important part of your body to wash.
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SERIOUSLY QUIT IT WITH THE FAGGOTRY!
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Re: How do you shower?

How to Shower - Like A Woman

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.
4. Get in the shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
6. Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
7. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw.
9. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
10. Rinse conditioner off hair (this takes at least fifteen minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off).
11. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
12. Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet and you freeze / roast
13. Turn off shower.
14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with Mould and Mildew Remover.
15. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African Country. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
16. Check entire body for the remotest sign of a blemish. Attack with nails/tweezers/stanley knife/sander/power drill if found.
17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
18. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas and then rush to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.

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Turn on
Get in
Wet hair
Apply shampoo
Wet rest of body
Rinse off shampoo
Apply conditioner
Apply soap/shower gel to rest of body
Rinse shower gel
Rinse conditioner
How to Shower - Like A Man
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake willy at her making a "wey hey" sound.
3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror, suck in your gut, look for pecs. Admire yourself in the mirror.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one).
6. Wash your face.
7. Wash your armpits.
8. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
9. Wash your privates and surrounding area.
10. Ensure you leave "special" hair on the soap bar.
11. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
12. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
13. Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
14. Pee (in the shower).
15. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the bath the whole time.
16. Partially dry off.
17. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire self again.
18. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
19. Leave bathroom light on.
20. Return to the bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass your wife, pull off towel, grab willy, repeat "Wey hey" sound.
21. Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed.

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let shower warm up
go in
wash, apply soap to all body parts in no particular order
rinse
go out
dry
showering isn't that complicated.
Edit: This is all my own work, I made it all up because I'm that funny. Honest.
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dead meat

you ought to know by now that those wrinkles of yours hold dirt and old food stuffs.

take extra time on them.
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Re: How do you shower?

turn on water

show off

get in

shampoo

soap

rinse

purposely drop my soap on the floor

take that shit like a real man
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you ought to know by now that those wrinkles of yours hold dirt and old food stuffs.

take extra time on them.
I'm currently on a road trip and will not shower or bathe until I return home.

I might fall whilst in the shower and I probably wouldn't be able to get up again.
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Considering DM has only been having bed baths for the last thirty years I find it astonishing that he feels he can lecture on showering.
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Re: How do you shower?

I dont really like showering..

when im showering I just put the showerhead down and sit on it.. have some fun... until I feel tottally reborn..

and come out the shower feeling even dirtier then I already was
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Re: How do you shower?

turn tap on, wait for it to get hot
get in
turn on shower
shampoo hair
shave
wash body
rinse hair
get out


to hell with all that girly crap they try to sell ya :\
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Re: How do you shower?

I shower in heated mineral water. the stuff that is disgustingly expensive and comes in small designer bottles. it is poured into a golden heater by a beautiful naked well oiled lady, who then proceeds to rub me with soap, using a recently killed rare sponge, which is used once and then discarded.
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i shower once a day. nothing special to it, really.
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Re: How do you shower?

Turn on water.
Swear.
Turn off water.
Remove wet towel from shower rail.
Run bowl of water.
Wash.
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Unread 16 Mar 2005, 17:48   #42
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Re: How do you shower?

Turn on water
Sing the bits of 'Bohemian Rhapsody' I can remember (using Mr Happy as a guitar for the solo) until clean
Turn off water
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Re: How do you shower?

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Sing the bits of 'Bohemian Rhapsody' I can remember (using Mr Happy as a guitar for the solo)
By Mr Happy you mean your penis am i rite?
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Re: How do you shower?

01. Turn on shower;
02. Get in;
03. Wet face and hair.
04. Wash face, neck, shoulders, chest, arms and legs with soap not those human detergent stuff.
05. Shampoo hair.
06. Brush teeth.
07. Rinse hair.
08. Conditioner hair.
09. Sit down and let the water hit my back for a few minutes.
10. Stand up and Rinse.
11. Get towel from the nearby hanger and dry : Face, back, chest, legs and arms then hair and shoulders. And at the same moment exit the shower box.
12. Apply leave-on hidratant on hair and then brush it.
13. Get dressed in 5 minutes.
14. Go to work.
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Re: How do you shower?

Theamion is from now on my Shower Twin!
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Re: How do you shower?

I don't shower.
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I don't shower.
Do you wash your face in bird baths?
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Re: How do you shower?

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Do you wash your face in bird baths?
No. I might bath once a week or so, depending on how I'm feeling.

Showers are horrible, especially in the winter. On a very hot day they might be OK.
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Re: How do you shower?

with water
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