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5 Mar 2005, 17:29
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:alpha:
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Chavs and the like
What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.
What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted
What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.
What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit.
Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to
watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not
to hit him? It might be your bike.
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and
hairy, the other's a coconut.
What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin' at?"
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.
Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police
What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.
What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please
What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand
What do u call a knife in chaville? Exhibit A
Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4
What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.
How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll screw
anything.
What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.
Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to
close the Nova's window in the car wash
Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random
stranger for no reason whatsoever.
What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner.
Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society.
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5 Mar 2005, 17:32
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Chavs and the like
:up:
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5 Mar 2005, 17:32
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lolly roffle
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Re: Chavs and the like
I get them emailed to me a while back. Oldies but goodies .
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5 Mar 2005, 17:32
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InSomniac
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Re: Chavs and the like
rofl...cheered me up a bit that has
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5 Mar 2005, 17:33
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Chavs and the like
BTW why did you need spoiler tags for this?
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5 Mar 2005, 17:33
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Chavs and the like
Winnar!
This thread delivers!
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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5 Mar 2005, 17:40
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Registered User
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Re: Chavs and the like
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.
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Hilarious and oh so true... didnt get the above one though...
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5 Mar 2005, 17:51
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Registered Awesome Person
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Re: Chavs and the like
Adidas has three stripes, and it's the brand of choice for chavs.
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5 Mar 2005, 17:53
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:alpha:
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Re: Chavs and the like
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dace
BTW why did you need spoiler tags for this?
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I dunno.
I didn't think things through
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5 Mar 2005, 18:07
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1up on you
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Re: Chavs and the like
i hate chavs, i look down on them.
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5 Mar 2005, 18:09
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: Chavs and the like
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nonentity
Adidas has three stripes, and it's the brand of choice for chavs.
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Lacoste is more popular in the Northwest.
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And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
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5 Mar 2005, 22:02
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: Chavs and the like
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kurashima
Lacoste is more popular in the Northwest.
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Easier to steal innit
~Vaio~
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5 Mar 2005, 22:18
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Ball
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Re: Chavs and the like
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6 Mar 2005, 01:31
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Anal Crumb
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Liverpool
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Re: Chavs and the like
**** load more expensive tho.
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6 Mar 2005, 12:23
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cynic
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Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Re: Chavs and the like
brilliant, i shall be stealing these for my own use
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6 Mar 2005, 14:14
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Gone
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Re: Chavs and the like
Seen 'em.
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