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28 Feb 2005, 13:51
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MEP dropped from short list - Paris Hooker
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28 Feb 2005, 13:57
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Re: MEP dropped from short list - Paris Hooker
my my my ...
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28 Feb 2005, 13:57
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Re: MEP dropped from short list - Paris Hooker
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She added: "It was not truly Parisian love. It was usually only three minutes. But I am not ashamed at all. I have worked as an encyclopaedia salesman in Germany - I'm more ashamed of that.
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28 Feb 2005, 14:44
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Re: MEP dropped from short list - Paris Hooker
They fail to actually note why she was "patently unsuitable" as a candidate.
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28 Feb 2005, 14:50
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: MEP dropped from short list - Paris Hooker
She must have been a cheap one cause she has a face like an arse
~Vaio~
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28 Feb 2005, 14:58
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Re: MEP dropped from short list - Paris Hooker
Woah, an IQ of 160!
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28 Feb 2005, 15:14
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Re: MEP dropped from short list - Paris Hooker
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"They obviously wanted a woman, and she is a woman,''
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These candidates are sharp as tacks.
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28 Feb 2005, 15:49
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: MEP dropped from short list - Paris Hooker
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Originally Posted by Toccata & Fugue
Non ! Je ne regrette rien
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I would regret paying her money for a shag
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28 Feb 2005, 16:21
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Re: MEP dropped from short list - Paris Hooker
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Her name was removed on the grounds that she had failed to disclose "all the facts that might be relevant to her candidature.''
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Sitting in a living room devoid of carpet, she was happy to talk of her summer working as a licensed prostitute in Paris.
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Ok so that rules that out, what was the actual reason then?
Thank god I dont have such moral standards, it must suck to be such a priss.
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28 Feb 2005, 17:17
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Re: MEP dropped from short list - Paris Hooker
none of you have commented that she went to a proper university
you wouldn't find a tab doing such exciting things!!!
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28 Feb 2005, 17:23
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Re: MEP dropped from short list - Paris Hooker
Further proof, if we needed it, that the French would shag a hippo if it wore lipstick and false eyelashes.
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28 Feb 2005, 17:31
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Re: MEP dropped from short list - Paris Hooker
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Further proof, if we needed it, that the French would shag a hippo if it wore lipstick and false eyelashes.
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What makes you think it would need lipstick and false eyelashes?
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28 Feb 2005, 17:33
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Freedom Fanatic
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Re: MEP dropped from short list - Paris Hooker
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
none of you have commented that she went to a proper university
you wouldn't find a tab doing such exciting things!!!
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Why would we.
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28 Feb 2005, 17:37
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Re: MEP dropped from short list - Paris Hooker
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you wouldn't find a tab doing such exciting things!!!
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We're more sciency, so try looking on the streets of Cambridge, MA or in Berkeley instead of paris.
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28 Feb 2005, 17:39
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Re: MEP dropped from short list - Paris Hooker
even a frenchman wouldn't shag a tab!
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28 Feb 2005, 21:51
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Re: MEP dropped from short list - Paris Hooker
I wonder if they'll start dropping male candidates if it's discovered that they have previously visited prostitutes.
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28 Feb 2005, 21:54
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Re: MEP dropped from short list - Paris Hooker
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I wonder if they'll start dropping male candidates if it's discovered that they have previously visited prostitutes.
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Chances are the male candidates wouldn't be dumb enough to mention it in an interview if they had
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Re: MEP dropped from short list - Paris Hooker
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Originally Posted by ChubbyChecker
Chances are the male candidates wouldn't be dumb enough to mention it in an interview if they had
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SO we get people who "fail to disclose the truth" voted in, and honest people kicked out.
Explains a lot really!
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1 Mar 2005, 16:53
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Re: MEP dropped from short list - Paris Hooker
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
We're more sciency,
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This made me giggle like a Japanese schoolgirl.
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