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28 Apr 2003, 00:33
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fascinated by bridges!
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The chair on which I'm sitting right now is falling apart as I write
It's true.
Just now a screw fell to the ground, and there was a lound sound.
The chair is all wiggeli-woggeli.
I need a carpenter.
Matrim
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28 Apr 2003, 00:35
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
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Lucky its not one of those office chairs, you don't want to get impaled on the central bit when the seat splits down the middle
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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28 Apr 2003, 00:36
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Henry Kelly
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So I said to him
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Dude, it's not right, it's just not natural
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and he said
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Hey man, back off, I'll live this lifestyle if I want and you and your freaky conformist ideals won't stop me
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and I was like
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But vegetarian or not, a man can't survive smoking tofu and drinking diet pepsi
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and he was like
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You're so right, I'll drink Fanta instead
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Word.
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28 Apr 2003, 00:37
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The Twilight of the Gods
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I made a chair today.
For you Iain Banks fans,
I AM ELETHIOMEL!
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28 Apr 2003, 00:38
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Originally posted by pablissimo
Word.
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Fanta was invented for the NAZIs.
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28 Apr 2003, 00:39
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fascinated by bridges!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pyr0 MK III
Lucky its not one of those office chairs, you don't want to get impaled on the central bit when the seat splits down the middle
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Actually it is.
Giving me the shivers you are.
Matrim
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28 Apr 2003, 00:39
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
I made a chair today.
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SNAP!
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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28 Apr 2003, 00:40
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
Fanta was invented for the NAZIs.
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He's right you know.
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28 Apr 2003, 00:40
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Look! He's Dancing!
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And it was this one form Ikea
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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28 Apr 2003, 00:40
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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I'm in another sig-narr-chore.
To the macs.
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28 Apr 2003, 00:41
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pyr0 MK III
Lucky its not one of those office chairs, you don't want to get impaled on the central bit when the seat splits down the middle
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bloomers would
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28 Apr 2003, 00:42
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Look! He's Dancing!
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
I'm in another sig-narr-chore.
To the macs.
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Shut it Kojak
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[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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28 Apr 2003, 00:43
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Henry Kelly
Join Date: Apr 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pyr0 MK III
Shut it Kojak
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You're another one of those Quorn-eating freaks, aren't you?
I CAN SMELL IT
Quorn. I can smell Quorn.
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28 Apr 2003, 00:44
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Look! He's Dancing!
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
You're another one of those Quorn-eating freaks, aren't you?
I CAN SMELL IT
Quorn. I can smell Quorn.
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Yum!
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[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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28 Apr 2003, 00:47
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Henry Kelly
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I've mistaken Quorn for real-life meat before. When it's in a pint-glass and you've got your eyes closed there really is no telling.
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28 Apr 2003, 00:47
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fascinated by bridges!
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Actually it's more like this
Or this if I'm not lying: this picture is dreadfully accurate
Cheapest piece of plastic and fabric this side of the european union.
Matrim
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28 Apr 2003, 00:49
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fascinated by bridges!
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
You're another one of those Quorn-eating freaks, aren't you?
I CAN SMELL IT
Quorn. I can smell Quorn.
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Actually since it's better tasting, much healthier and an alternative to meat I don't really see the problem.
Matrim
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28 Apr 2003, 00:53
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Henry Kelly
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Originally posted by Matrim
Actually since it's better tasting, much healthier and an alternative to meat I don't really see the problem.
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This man eats Quorn, I bet.
Are you associated with that man? Didn't see that coming up at the inquest.
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Oh, I asked him to look for my Quorn, and suggested it might be at the bottom of the pool
Oh really? Then how did 'Take it bitch, throat all that pool, yeah' come into the conversation?
I heard that's what you do... you know... to find Quorn
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28 Apr 2003, 00:58
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fascinated by bridges!
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Quote:
Originally posted by pablissimo
This man eats Quorn, I bet.
Are you associated with that man? Didn't see that coming up at the inquest.
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This is good. I even had to look up 'inquest'.
Ever since I started eating Quorn I've had more babies, gotten into lesser car-accidents and climbed more mountains.
You can't fight the facts.
Matrim
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28 Apr 2003, 01:04
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Henry Kelly
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Quote:
Originally posted by Matrim
Ever since I started eating Quorn I've had more babies, gotten into lesser car-accidents and climbed more mountains.
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Guess you've Struck it Lucky then.
Heh.
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28 Apr 2003, 06:25
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Dirte
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Wiggly chairs are fun, and not dangerous. My chair has been loose for at least a year, and i've not been seriously damaged yet, but its very fun when youre drunk!
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28 Apr 2003, 13:43
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Checkout Boy
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its obviously not a quality chair then is it? probably the kind of chair you d buy off a used chair salesman called "nodrog" whod pawn it off as rustique
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28 Apr 2003, 13:45
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Registered User
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Location: South Pacific
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Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
I AM ELETHIOMEL!
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Such a use of weapons, when anything can become a weapon
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28 Apr 2003, 13:52
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Cultured
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ESS The Darker The Night The Brighter The Star
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
I made a chair today.
For you Iain Banks fans,
I AM ELETHIOMEL!
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Always working against a dark background, eh?
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