Yesterday I had a ball. You know where all the girls dress up in dresses and all the boys dress up in toxido's or penguinoutfit.
Now since I do not regularly frequent those occasions I didn't have a toxido. So I lent one from a mate of the ex-boyfriend of my sister. What happens is the following, the one girl I hit on that night appears to be the date of the guy I lent my toxido from.
He kinda freaked out.
All I now need is her phonenumber and everything is settled, I pulled her into kissing me without speaking
one word, eyesex rocks