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12 Sep 2007, 00:15
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Challenges
I'm sure you're all familiar with the trials of Hercules. That he had to perform superhuman tasks (the reasons for him doing them vary with the different stories).
If Hercules was alive in today's world though, what challenges or tasks would he be set?!
They'd have to be doable, yet almost impossible... but not for a HERO!
1. Obtain a condom full of the Pope's sperm.
2. Change the flag on the moon from the American one to a picture of KoeN's face.
3. ?
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12 Sep 2007, 02:14
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Re: Challenges
1. Find Madelaine McCann -_-
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12 Sep 2007, 03:08
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by Dark-Strider
1. Find Madelaine McCann -_-
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Does he get a treasure map to follow?
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12 Sep 2007, 11:19
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by Nantoz
1. Make Jakiri wrong for an entire day.
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mark is always wrong.
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7. Make JBG lose his taste for Guiness.
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can't be done in ireland. the guinness here is better than anywhere else. (i are in dublin now doing postdoccy stuffs )
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12 Sep 2007, 18:47
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Re: Challenges
"Clean Dante's trousers" is a pretty good one, yeah.
"Wheelclamp Steven Hawking"
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12 Sep 2007, 19:59
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by Radical Edward
mark is always wrong.
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Wrong, or better?
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14 Sep 2007, 19:47
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
I'm sure you're all familiar with the trials of Hercules. That he had to perform superhuman tasks (the reasons for him doing them vary with the different stories).
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Heracles did not have to.
He did.
Heracles conquered death
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14 Sep 2007, 21:40
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
Heracles
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We're using his Roman name in this thread, sonny jim.
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14 Sep 2007, 21:52
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
We're using his Roman name in this thread, sonny jim.
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are you?
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14 Sep 2007, 22:50
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
We're using his Roman name in this thread, sonny jim.
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his Roman name was Hercules, not 'sonny jim'
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Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
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14 Sep 2007, 23:22
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by Phang
his Roman name was Hercules, not 'sonny jim'
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a brave boy you are to speak for Rome.
or a stupid one.
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14 Sep 2007, 23:34
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Re: Challenges
hi.
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14 Sep 2007, 23:44
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
a brave boy you are to speak for Rome.
or a stupid one.
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Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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15 Sep 2007, 11:06
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
We're using his Roman name in this thread, sonny jim.
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'Sunny Jim' is the correct spelling.
Speak English.
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
Heracles conquered death
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Did death enjoy it?
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15 Sep 2007, 12:41
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by Phang
his Roman name was Hercules, not 'sonny jim'
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Heracles was the Greek version of his name. When told by the Romans, it was changed to Hercules.
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15 Sep 2007, 13:25
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Re: Challenges
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
Heracles was the Greek version of his name. When told by the Romans, it was changed to Hercules.
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You're a genius.
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15 Sep 2007, 13:27
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Re: Challenges
I wasn't correcting Phang you butthead, I was just saying
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15 Sep 2007, 14:57
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Re: Challenges
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I wasn't correcting Phang you butthead, I was just saying
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Which was clear from context alone, let alone the fact that everyone probably knew it already?
Keep us updated on matters of import.
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15 Sep 2007, 21:27
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Which was clear from context alone, let alone the fact that everyone probably knew it already?
Keep us updated on matters of import.
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I disagree. Tomkat has opened my eyes!
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16 Sep 2007, 00:56
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Which was clear from context alone, let alone the fact that everyone probably knew it already?
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It must be great to know what everyone knows all the time
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16 Sep 2007, 01:25
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Re: Challenges
children, please
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Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées
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16 Sep 2007, 06:23
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Re: Challenges
1. Find Osama Bin Laden.
2. End terrorism and bring every last terrorist to Justice.
3. Get Europeans to go back to Church.
I figured that I would have Hercules/Heracles do the easy tasks first.
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Who the hell gave you posrep you christian fundamentalist?
god is bollox, mkay and you are not discussing it
You're not the voice of Christianity di**head.
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16 Sep 2007, 11:35
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Re: Challenges
1. Defeat Chuck Norris.
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16 Sep 2007, 12:14
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Re: Challenges
Quote:
Originally Posted by Travler
3. Get Europeans to go back to Church.
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Or,
3. Reverse the peroid of englightenment!
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16 Sep 2007, 14:08
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by Tomkat
It must be great to know what everyone knows all the time
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It's pretty awesome, yeah.
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16 Sep 2007, 14:21
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by _Kila_
1. Defeat Chuck Norris.
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Die.
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16 Sep 2007, 14:29
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Re: Challenges
Yes. That is what would happen to Hercules. He would die.
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The 20th century has been characterised by three developments of great political importance. The growth of democracy; the growth of corporate power; and the growth of corporate propaganda as a means of protecting corporate power against democracy.
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21 Sep 2007, 14:36
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Re: Challenges
- Get Wenger to see a tackle made by one of his players.
- Build an iPod Nano that does not crack in half the second you think about putting it in your trouser pocket.
- Make Jim Davison funny.
- Supply non shiny toilet paper to all public conviences.
- Get an erection in the presence of Jade Goody.
- Prove 100% unequivocally without doubt that Roy Keane does not w**k his dogs*
*with prejudice.
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28 Sep 2007, 18:47
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Re: Challenges
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Originally Posted by Dark-Strider
1. Find Madelaine McCann -_-
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2. Get people to stop reporting they've 'found' Madelaine McCann.
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The 20th century has been characterised by three developments of great political importance. The growth of democracy; the growth of corporate power; and the growth of corporate propaganda as a means of protecting corporate power against democracy.
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28 Sep 2007, 18:52
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Re: Challenges
3. Get people to stop proclaiming they've 'found' jesus.
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1 Oct 2007, 03:51
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Re: Challenges
Get off with a vagina made of ice.
Give AIDS back to the monkeys.
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