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Unread 19 Sep 2003, 10:43   #1
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Man arrested after having sex with a rock
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a 44 year old man in Pennsylvania has been arrested after he tried to have sex with a rock. having sex with the rock was supposed to be a simulation for real sex.
As transportation to get to the rock he used a bike, hung with womens underwear, gloves and rubber bands.

A witness told the police she saw the man lying naked on the rock, and not only that. After the simulated sex he stood on the rock and showed his nakedness (lack of better wording eh). The man has been arrested and charged with indecent exposure and public drunkeness.
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Unread 19 Sep 2003, 10:47   #2
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Hmmmmmmmm..... i read about a guy who liked having sex with cracks in pavements, then once he was banned from that he satarted screwing wheelie bins
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The solution would obviously have been a real doll. Do a Google for one. I'd link to the page itself, but then I'd get banned for porn :(((((((((((
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he could not afford a RealDoll™ i guess.


edit: damn, i was beat to the punch
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Some guy in Edinburgh had sex with a Traffic cone in public.

He also had sex with a trainer (again in public).

Where's Mr Gordon Ross from again???
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