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15 Sep 2003, 15:15
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Is there a cure for laziness?
I seem to have caught a dose of 'the lazy' and wondered if there is a known cure? I can't be ar*ed to do bugger all in work. not even personal stuff!
Pls help
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15 Sep 2003, 15:16
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'Useless'
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wellington, NZ.
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The army.
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15 Sep 2003, 15:19
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Chief over all Monkeys
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,771
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Quote:
Originally posted by Monkehpimp
The army.
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na the army will just turn you into a moron
Zar
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15 Sep 2003, 15:20
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'Useless'
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wellington, NZ.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Zar
na the army will just turn you into a moron
Zar
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yeah but big angry guys yelling at you kinda forces away your lazyness.
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15 Sep 2003, 15:20
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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THE WHIP.
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15 Sep 2003, 15:21
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I play the double-bass.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Germany
Posts: 2,198
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love
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The music called Jaazzz..
Charlie Mingus, such nimble fingers
Droppin the bass, all over the place
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15 Sep 2003, 15:29
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Good Son
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Finland
Posts: 3,991
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lupin
love
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Been there, done that.
Didn't work.
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15 Sep 2003, 15:30
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Too old for the army. Too tough for the whip. And too bitter for love.
Am I destined to be lazy forever??
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15 Sep 2003, 15:32
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Chief over all Monkeys
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,771
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Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
Too old for the army. Too tough for the whip. And too bitter for love.
Am I destined to be lazy forever??
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ive given up trying to be anything but lazy. its just too much effort to not be lazy
Zar
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15 Sep 2003, 15:35
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I play the double-bass.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Germany
Posts: 2,198
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tietäjä
Been there, done that.
Didn't work.
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probably your definition of love
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The music called Jaazzz..
Charlie Mingus, such nimble fingers
Droppin the bass, all over the place
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15 Sep 2003, 16:58
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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The feeling of belonging. The feeling of doing something important. The feeling that you're not alone.
Lazyness is cureabale. I know, i cured myself.
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"Freedom, morality, and the human dignity of the individual consists precisely in this; that he makes waffles not because he is forced to do so, but because he freely conceives it, wants it, and loves it."
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15 Sep 2003, 17:06
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Destroyer of Worlds
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 552
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Take up jitsu.
Seriously.
Tell me roughly where you live, and I'll point you at the nearest club.
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15 Sep 2003, 17:23
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jennifer
Take up jitsu.
Seriously.
Tell me roughly where you live, and I'll point you at the nearest club.
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I've done it before Poogle. But I am seriously too lazy to be ar*sed even thinking about doing it now. I'm doomed.
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15 Sep 2003, 17:46
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Cute and cuddly
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: New York
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Re: Is there a cure for laziness?
Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
not even personal stuff!
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:/
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15 Sep 2003, 17:54
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Affectionate Nickname
Join Date: May 2002
Location: wigan
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Quote:
Originally posted by Snurx
The feeling of belonging. The feeling of doing something important. The feeling that you're not alone.
Lazyness is cureabale. I know, i cured myself.
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lies 
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15 Sep 2003, 18:44
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Ancient
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: The Police states of America
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jennifer
Take up jitsu.
Seriously.
Tell me roughly where you live, and I'll point you at the nearest club.
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"Next week on payperview... the UFC title match between CrashTester & tito ortiz..." would be entertaining for about 30 seconds ;-)
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Dreaming away from this nightmare
A digital world where everyone feeds on lies
Falling from grace, the human race
Religion can never unite us
Only a few will stay on the barricades"
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15 Sep 2003, 18:48
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 23,481
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Originally posted by CrashTester
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Lie in a pool of your own crapulance, Sloth (Se7en) style.
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15 Sep 2003, 18:55
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,410
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Ask your GP.
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15 Sep 2003, 18:57
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: autogenic misery
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death.
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15 Sep 2003, 18:57
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IRC Lackey
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Somewhere in the dark and nasty regions...
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hmm
why are you asking us for a cure if you're too lazy to do anything that might cure it? 
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
George Bernard Shaw
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15 Sep 2003, 18:59
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Snurx
The feeling of belonging. The feeling of doing something important. The feeling that you're not alone.
Lazyness is cureabale. I know, i cured myself.
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Really? What are you up to these days?
Or
"sup snurx"
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15 Sep 2003, 20:55
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7 Dimensional Puddleduck
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Not where I want to be :(
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Whats wrong with being lazy?
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15 Sep 2003, 20:57
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Bergen, Norway
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dance like tha banana \o/
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15 Sep 2003, 22:30
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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Quote:
Originally posted by queball
Really? What are you up to these days?
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School. And painting. And, uhh, watching movies, jogging, training a little bit, going out and having fun etc. Of course, none of that applies to the crap i posted in my first post (in this thread) That was just random bollocks, i can't even remeber why i wrote that 
What about you?
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"sup quey :love:?"
EDIT: If you came to IRC once in a while, i could tell you there, so as not to use the space here! Good idea, eh?
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"Freedom, morality, and the human dignity of the individual consists precisely in this; that he makes waffles not because he is forced to do so, but because he freely conceives it, wants it, and loves it."
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15 Sep 2003, 23:04
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Gubbish
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: #FoW
Posts: 2,323
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Cure?
Yeah, sure. It's the same as the cure for happiness. Hard unpleasant work that you have to do.
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Gubble gubble gubble gubble
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16 Sep 2003, 00:00
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Twisted
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Down with the sickness
Posts: 2,484
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
THE WHIP.
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THE RAGE
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In my sleep I grind my teeth.
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16 Sep 2003, 00:15
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
THE RAGE
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THE STRAP-ON
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