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22 Jun 2003, 23:18
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I'm thinking about getting a tattoo done
Im considering getting a tear drop tattoo done at the corner of my left eye. I think it will show people that I am a dead hard bloke for having a tattoo done yet show females my soft feminine side.
What do you think? Will it hurt?
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22 Jun 2003, 23:20
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Henry Kelly
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You'll look like a clown.
A real-life clown.
And clowns, except if they're female and hot, are twats. Almost on a par with mimes.
You'll look worse than this wanker.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:20
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Notice Me!!! Notice Me!!!
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He isn't what I would call a menace but he is like a child trapped in a fat child with cerebal palsy's body which is wrapped in denim.He seemed to always bitch at everything that ever happened ever even if it was a post that read "SUNDAY8PM IS THE KING OF THE SOCIAL SCENE!" he would still bitch about it. Oh and it's a well known fact that if you mash Sunday8pm's face into a keyboard, the words "More Hula Hoops Please" will mysteriously appear on screen every time.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:22
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uhm.. doesn't a teardrop mean you've killed someone?
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22 Jun 2003, 23:23
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You'll look worse than this wanker.
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Thats a bit harsh.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:23
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Henry Kelly
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Originally posted by Aryn
uhm.. doesn't a teardrop mean you've killed someone?
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LO ARYN FS and such forth.
MrL attempted to 'do a one of those' on paper in real-life. Has he no shame?
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Thats a bit harsh.
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Funny though.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:24
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Originally posted by pablissimo
Has he no shame?
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none.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:25
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aryn
uhm.. doesn't a teardrop mean you've killed someone?
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Like I was saying, it would make me look hard.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:27
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Happy
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around here.. if you have a tattoo of a teardrop.. or a spiderweb on your arm (also means you've killed someone) and you can't explain it (you haven't actually killed someone), you get the crap beaten out of you.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:27
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Henry Kelly
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No clown has ever killed someone, except perhaps for Robert Maxwell and even that was himself, explaining the lack of teardrop.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:30
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Re: I'm thinking about getting a tattoo done
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Originally posted by CrashTester
Im considering getting a tear drop tattoo done at the corner of my left eye. I think it will show people that I am a dead hard bloke for having a tattoo done yet show females my soft feminine side.
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Are you taking the piss? You're going to get the crap beaten out of you for about a week.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:31
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aryn
around here.. if you have a tattoo of a teardrop.. or a spiderweb on your arm (also means you've killed someone) and you can't explain it (you haven't actually killed someone), you get the crap beaten out of you.
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Thats crap! My mum has a spiders web on her elbow and she aint killed no-one.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:32
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Henry Kelly
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Thats crap! My mum has a spiders web on her elbow and she aint killed no-one.
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Occupational hazard.
Suggest politely she dust her arms.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:32
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Re: Re: I'm thinking about getting a tattoo done
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Are you taking the piss? You're going to get the crap beaten out of you for about a week.
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By who? The blokes will think Im too hard to mess and the birds will all be fancying the pants off me.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:34
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Henry Kelly
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Re: Re: Re: I'm thinking about getting a tattoo done
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The blokes will think Im too hard to mess and the birds will all be fancying the pants off me.
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Snoopy. Blokes'll think you're gay, granted, but birds will think it's cute.
Or, and here's a comedic alternative, don't.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:34
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Happy
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honestly i'd laugh at any guy with a teardrop tattoo.
it's not 'hard'.. it's ridicules.
especially if you think it makes you look cool.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:36
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Re: Re: Re: I'm thinking about getting a tattoo done
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By who? The blokes will think Im too hard to mess and the birds will all be fancying the pants off me.
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Me for one if you walk past me on the street. Nobody thinks tatoos look hard unless you like a total scumbag anyways.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:38
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aryn
honestly i'd laugh at any guy with a teardrop tattoo.
it's not 'hard'.. it's ridicules.
especially if you think it makes you look cool.
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What about a swallow at the base of my thumb then?
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22 Jun 2003, 23:41
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What about a swallow at the base of my thumb then?
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How about something not as queer as dale winton in the mens lockerroom?
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22 Jun 2003, 23:43
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Happy
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if you want a tattoo just to look cool don't bother.
if you want a tatoo then get something that has meaning to you. something that in 20 years you won't be kicking your ass for getting something stupid that was 'cool' back then.
for example my cousin is getting his daughter's name tattoo'd in japanese letters on his arm. while i personally think getting names tattoo'd is stupid, his daughter means the world to him. it's something that will have meaning to him til he dies.
also think of your future. who the hell is gonna hire someone with a tear on his face? not for customer oriented jobs anyway.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:44
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Quote:
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also think of your future. who the hell is gonna hire someone with a tear on his face? not for customer oriented jobs anyway.
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There's always the sad-clown industry.
Though admittedly they're full of twat clowns.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:44
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How about something not as queer as dale winton in the mens lockerroom?
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Ok, what about 'LOVE' on the knuckles of one hand and 'HATE' on the other?
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22 Jun 2003, 23:45
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Ok, what about 'LOVE' on the knuckles of one hand and 'HATE' on the other?
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How about 'Oooooh, get you' tattoo'd across each of your limbs?
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22 Jun 2003, 23:47
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Happy
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ok think of this one.
you want a tattoo to pick up girls right?
so when you're chatting them up, and they ask 'so.. what's the tear/swallow/whatever for?' and you answer 'well.. i thought i'd make me look hard and help me pick up girls' you won't exactly get the result you're looking for.
now if you got something with meaning (again take my cousin) and he says 'well it's my daughter's name and i love her so much' etc etc.. he's gonna get the 'awww, how sweet' responce.
BINGO! my cousin will get the girl and you won't :\
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22 Jun 2003, 23:50
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also think of your future. who the hell is gonna hire someone with a tear on his face? not for customer oriented jobs anyway.
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The Samaritans? Most customers are usually too wrapped up in their own problems to worry about what I look like and those who do will clearly be able to identify with the teardrop as a sign that I give a sh*t.
Plus its mostly done over the phone anyway.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:51
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Spend the money on self-hypnosis tapes bolstering self-confidence and pick the girls up the old fashioned way.
And not be left with some gay looking tattoo that you'll inevitably refer to as your 'tat' in an attempt to make it sound cool in the future.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:51
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Ok, what about 'LOVE' on the knuckles of one hand and 'HATE' on the other?
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I'm being trolled :(((((((
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22 Jun 2003, 23:53
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I'm being trolled :(((((((
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Response: more fervent trolling.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:54
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Quote:
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ok think of this one.
you want a tattoo to pick up girls right?
so when you're chatting them up, and they ask 'so.. what's the tear/swallow/whatever for?' and you answer....
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'When I sleep with you I'd HATE to tear you but LOVE you to swallow'
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22 Jun 2003, 23:56
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Quote:
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Ok, what about 'LOVE' on the knuckles of one hand and 'HATE' on the other?
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how about u go down the henna route instead. that way you won't be slamming your head against the wall 30 years down the line when u realize your tattoo is keeping you from getting a job.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:56
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Beckham got VII tattooed on his arm because that was going to be his shirt number FOREVER.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:56
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Quote:
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'When I sleep with you I'd HATE to tear you but LOVE you to swallow'
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*smack*
*walks away*
or
*rolleyes*
'nice try bucko
*walks away*
or any variation thereof.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:57
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how about u go down the henna route instead. that way you won't be slamming your head against the wall 30 years down the line when u realize your tattoo is keeping you from getting a job.
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I dunno. Do real men do henna? Besides, I could always become a clown.
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22 Jun 2003, 23:59
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I dunno. Do real men do henna?
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Heh. You said 'do'.
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23 Jun 2003, 00:03
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I dunno. Do real men do henna? Besides, I could always become a clown.
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definition of "real men" ? As its always changing. If a female gets a sex change, is that man really a man? ;-)
from: http://www.hennaweb.com/
"Once thought only for women, men are finding it a nice alternative to permanent tattoos."
Since it was posted on the web we all have to belive it. Even more so because they are selling somthing. 
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23 Jun 2003, 00:04
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Tattoos are over-rated.
I've come to realise this after being half covered in them, heh.
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23 Jun 2003, 04:20
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Quote:
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for example my cousin is getting his daughter's name tattoo'd in japanese letters on his arm.
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make sure they get the characters right... there is nothing funnier than spelling mistakes in tattoos.
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