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10 Jun 2003, 11:26
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Listen up lads..
I'm currently buying sisters for £25 each. If you have a spare sister that you want to sell into a life of sex, slavery and utter depravity, PM me.
Looks and personality make no difference, where they are going noone cares much.
PS: MUST BE OVER 18.
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10 Jun 2003, 11:49
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dim like a fox
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Finland ffs
Posts: 866
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Can i interest you in a future prospect?
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10 Jun 2003, 12:40
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Reborn
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Nokialand
Posts: 86
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Quote:
Originally posted by menth0l
Can i interest you in a future prospect?
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10 Jun 2003, 12:51
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,573
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I have a brother too, you can get him for half the price!
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10 Jun 2003, 12:57
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Look! He's Dancing!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Gawd Bless Glasgow
Posts: 2,144
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I have a sister, she is 16, she is not for sale
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10 Jun 2003, 12:59
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Cynical Optimist
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Solihull / University of Warwick
Posts: 502
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pyr0 MK III
I have a sister, she is 16, she is not for sale
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Awww, he wubs his sister
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10 Jun 2003, 13:02
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m u p p e t
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Whenever Wherever
Posts: 477
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pyr0 MK III
I have a sister, she is 16, she is not for sale
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I know, she sure didn't charge me. :eek:
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10 Jun 2003, 13:29
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Quote:
Originally posted by menth0l
Can i interest you in a future prospect?
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Afraid not. But I have an Uncle Bob who might be interested..
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10 Jun 2003, 15:07
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Käptn Karacho
Join Date: Nov 2000
Posts: 1,360
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Hiiiiii WorkMonkey
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10 Jun 2003, 15:27
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
Posts: 2,077
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sure, but you arent getting a warrenty
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10 Jun 2003, 15:40
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Wearing Speedos
Posts: 1,021
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I'd be interested in purchasing a sister.
I willing to offer £35 to purchase a sister direct.
That way we cut out middleman, sorry CrashTester, market forces and all that.
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10 Jun 2003, 19:08
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 554
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Shel Silverstein. Biter.
For Sale
One sister for sale!
One sister for sale!
One crying and spying young sister for sale!
I'm really not kidding,
So who'll start the bidding?
Do I hear a dollar?
A nickel?
A penny?
Oh, isn't there, isn't there, isn't there any
One kid who will buy this old sister for sale,
This crying and spying young sister for sale?
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10 Jun 2003, 19:12
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
Posts: 5,300
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I have a brother here and you can have him for free...
He will use massive amounts of internet bandwidth though. He will moan, cry and furthermore do jack ****.
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Last edited by Structural Integrity; 10 Jun 2003 at 19:37.
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10 Jun 2003, 19:29
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: autogenic misery
Posts: 872
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why over 18?
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10 Jun 2003, 19:34
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Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
Posts: 5,185
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i smell pimping in the near future.
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10 Jun 2003, 23:20
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Quote:
Originally posted by inf
why over 18?
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'cos I have morals, ffs, I'm not an Albanian Gangster.
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15 Jun 2003, 12:06
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: autogenic misery
Posts: 872
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Quote:
Originally posted by CrashTester
'cos I have morals, ffs, I'm not an Albanian Gangster.
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but slavery is ok!
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16 Jun 2003, 06:54
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Ancient
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: The Police states of America
Posts: 464
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Quote:
Originally posted by inf
but slavery is ok!
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slaves be bad. indentured servants be good
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Dreaming away from this nightmare
A digital world where everyone feeds on lies
Falling from grace, the human race
Religion can never unite us
Only a few will stay on the barricades"
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16 Jun 2003, 14:47
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I am an idiot
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,145
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Quote:
Originally posted by inf
but slavery is ok!
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They aint slaves, dude. They will be earning very good money. But then they will need it paying for the rent Im gonna charge.
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16 Jun 2003, 14:51
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Attitude
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Rich Part of Denmark
Posts: 435
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My sister might be a complete idiot, but I fear she's not suit for life on the street. She has way too much attitude, you'll end up with you paying her for you being sold to fat germans.
Edit: Then again, i could beat her with a golfclub before I send her, and then you could just repeat the process each morning. *Sigh* Everything for the right price.
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