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16 Mar 2005, 22:15
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Your mothers got a penis
Madness has struck my university. For the summer ball the 411, 100 reasons and Goldie Lookin' Chain have been booked to perform. But the gay, lesbian and transgender society has got all up in a huff. they are attempting to get GLC banned because of the lyrics of 'your mothers got penis'. they claim it is offensive and causes social difficulties for those who are equipped with both male and female reproductive organs. I feel that this is totally insane and find it diifficult to understand how some peoples desire to complain about absolutly everything seems to override their common sense.
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16 Mar 2005, 22:23
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Gone
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
Well, university societies have to do some semi-active things in order to justify themselves.
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16 Mar 2005, 22:29
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1up on you
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
you lucky git which uni do you go too?
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16 Mar 2005, 22:34
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
I go to Swansea Uni, but ticket prices are pretty steep at £35 each.
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16 Mar 2005, 22:41
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
To be honest, you're not really missing out on much if they don't play.
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16 Mar 2005, 22:47
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
Who are they?
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16 Mar 2005, 22:50
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1up on you
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
a spoof rap group from newport south wales, quite good imo
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16 Mar 2005, 22:51
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
A welsh comedy ganster rap posse.
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16 Mar 2005, 22:52
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Raaaaaaaah!
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
GLC would fit in rather well in Swansea I imagine.
I saw them a few weeks ago in Brixton, they were pretty good but not as good as I was expecting, sounds a lot different from the album, it was made worse by how crap their support was.
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16 Mar 2005, 22:53
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
GLC? Let's hope T&F and Dante see this thread.
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16 Mar 2005, 22:56
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
GLB Societies think everything is about gays.
I've never known anyone with a penis and vagina at the same time. That seems a little odd. I don't know what those gays are into but its pretty freaky!
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16 Mar 2005, 22:56
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
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Originally Posted by All Systems Go
I go to Swansea Uni, but ticket prices are pretty steep at £35 each.
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You think that's "steep"? A double ticket to the Trinity May Ball costs £215. (You can't get single tickets.)
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16 Mar 2005, 22:59
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
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Originally Posted by KaneED
GLB Societies think everything is about gays
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that song sort of is though. But it's not ****ing anti-gay. Jesus. Elephant Man i could understand, but not this.
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16 Mar 2005, 23:01
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
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Originally Posted by Proteus
You think that's "steep"? A double ticket to the Trinity May Ball costs £215. (You can't get single tickets.)
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But that's for posh people! They can afford it!
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16 Mar 2005, 23:14
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
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Originally Posted by Proteus
You think that's "steep"? A double ticket to the Trinity May Ball costs £215. (You can't get single tickets.)
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That's very single-ist.
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17 Mar 2005, 03:02
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
Have you guys seen a fully erected clitoris, it almost looked like a penis?
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17 Mar 2005, 03:03
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
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Originally Posted by All Systems Go
I go to Swansea Uni, but ticket prices are pretty steep at £35 each.
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at this point all sympathy is lost.
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17 Mar 2005, 03:45
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
I get the feeling GLC are whoring themselves out to Universities. I know they're playing mine (Warwick), and I believe Coventry and Birmingham as well. We get the Zutons as well, dunno which is worse tbh :|
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17 Mar 2005, 04:12
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
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Have you guys seen a fully erected clitoris, it almost looked like a penis?
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I don't think 'Your mother has an erected clitoris which looks much like a penis if you're a bit pissed and look at it from the side.' is quite as catchy somehow.
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17 Mar 2005, 06:35
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
omg demigod that made me laugh
we win, we have east 17 booked for tomorrow night! OH YES
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17 Mar 2005, 06:52
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the Sacred Pervert
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I don't think 'Your mother has an erected clitoris which looks much like a penis if you're a bit pissed and look at it from the side.' is quite as catchy somehow.
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Sounds like a rap song.
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17 Mar 2005, 10:16
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
why does sheffield uni book shite people for our carnival/ball things.
Last year we had some shitty girl group who mimed badly for three songs then went off, Fatman scoop and 3SL. All crap
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17 Mar 2005, 10:17
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
because the good people go somewhere else ? :P
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17 Mar 2005, 10:17
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
My cousin is at Sheffield. Or is it Leeds.
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17 Mar 2005, 10:28
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
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Originally Posted by SYMM
We get the Zutons as well, dunno which is worse tbh :|
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The Zutons are awesome .
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17 Mar 2005, 10:45
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
Not heard of it, but it does remind me of another choice song Butterfingers - Yo Mamma I've been listening to lately.
"I see you in your office sending and receiving cheques
But I know the quest for money comes from a quest for sex
So I cut to the chase and forgot about my job
And decided to stay home with yo mama on my knob"
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17 Mar 2005, 10:52
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
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My mum used to work for the GLC. Ahh the days. Hey MM.
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Coal not Dole, eh, what?
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17 Mar 2005, 11:09
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
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The Zutons are awesome .
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Not again
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17 Mar 2005, 11:33
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
Accuse them of being racist.
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17 Mar 2005, 12:39
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
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Originally Posted by Ste
why does sheffield uni book shite people for our carnival/ball things.
Last year we had some shitty girl group who mimed badly for three songs then went off, Fatman scoop and 3SL. All crap
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The Carnival won't be as shit this year.
I can't say anything else at the moment though.
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17 Mar 2005, 13:34
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
oh yeh you're on the committee aren't you
will I like it?
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17 Mar 2005, 13:35
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
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oh yeh you're on the committee aren't you
will I like it?
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Well I don't think there are plans for Jesse James to be there so i doubt it.
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17 Mar 2005, 14:07
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
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Originally Posted by SYMM
I get the feeling GLC are whoring themselves out to Universities. I know they're playing mine (Warwick), and I believe Coventry and Birmingham as well. We get the Zutons as well, dunno which is worse tbh :|
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Whoa, SYMM goes to warwick as well
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17 Mar 2005, 17:53
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
Goldie Looking Chain are shit, so hopefully they will be murdered by your faggot society for bum touchers.
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17 Mar 2005, 19:33
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
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Whoa, SYMM goes to warwick as well
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We discovered this in the Fightstar thread a while ago.
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17 Mar 2005, 20:24
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
this is exactly the kind of pointless and stupid thing that uni societies tend to do. Shame really, students are a good bunch apart from this kind of rubbish.
At mine they want to throw out anyone with racist leanings. I can see how that makes slightly more sense than what ASG is talking about, but still "i may not agree with what you say etc".
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18 Mar 2005, 11:33
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
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We discovered this in the Fightstar thread a while ago.
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18 Mar 2005, 11:54
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
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Madness has struck my university.
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Welcome to the House of Fun, it's quicker if you run!
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18 Mar 2005, 12:18
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Re: Your mothers got a penis
I know for a fact that jammyrim has two fathers and they both have a penis.
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