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Androme · 26 Jan 2005, 00:08

Fs.

at0mic.c0w · 26 Jan 2005, 00:09

"lost" as in "dropped it somewhere and forgot where" ?

Androme · 26 Jan 2005, 00:14

No idea. I let it out for the day as I usually do but it hasn't returned.

There were reports of Albanians slaughtering cats but that was years ago and I doubt they're back.

It could have been shagging another cat but that is impossible since has had something done to her.

Phang · 26 Jan 2005, 00:15

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Originally Posted by Androme2

No idea. I let it out for the day as I usually do but it hasn't returned.

There were reports of Albanians slaughtering cats but that was years ago and I doubt they're back.

It could have been shagging another cat but that is impossible since has had something done to her.

maybe it got et.

skiddy · 26 Jan 2005, 00:20

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Originally Posted by Androme2

It could have been shagging another cat but that is impossible since has had something done to her.

My ex had that done to her too. It was really hard to have sex with her in between the stitches, but thankfully, having quite a small penis, I managed it.

Kurashima · 26 Jan 2005, 00:28

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Originally Posted by skiddy

My ex had that done to her too. It was really hard to have sex with her in between the stitches, but thankfully, having quite a small penis, I managed it.

And you can make do with MM when the stitches are really tight.

Androme · 26 Jan 2005, 00:31

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Originally Posted by skiddy

My ex had that done to her too. It was really hard to have sex with her in between the stitches, but thankfully, having quite a small penis, I managed it.

My cat has a small you name it...

Kurashima · 26 Jan 2005, 00:34

I recall when my cat went AWOL (more than likely died on a road somewhere). I stood out back for ages shouting "Here Puss Puss Puss" with a bag of cat treats.

I was only 10 , but i still looked and felt like a total muppet.

Androme · 26 Jan 2005, 00:37

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Originally Posted by Kurashima

I recall when my cat went AWOL (more than likely died on a road somewhere). I stood out back for ages shouting "Here Pussy Pussy Pussy" with a bag of cat treats.

I was only 10 , but i still looked and felt like a total muppet.

Aww :hug:

I'm going to shoot some dogs. Probably one ate it fs.

djbass · 26 Jan 2005, 00:54

I offer you three possibilities, the cat like any other has decided to go roaming and or bird catching, it'll be back again by feeding time. If it does not have a collar some one else probably nabbed it. Last and more grimfully some bastard ran over it and didn't own up.

If you do not see it again for more than 24 hours try contacting the local pound.

midge5 · 26 Jan 2005, 00:56

When we moved house a few months back our cat managed to get out sooner than we wanted. It promptly disappeared for days leading us all to presume it was dead. It then suddenly turned up nearly a week later and refused to leave the house for ages. So your cat may still turn up yet.

Flayer · 26 Jan 2005, 00:57

My cat froze to death a few years ago

I'm really, really sorry about that, my mother wouldn't let it in

I'm going to cry in a corner now

Yahwe · 26 Jan 2005, 00:59

Cats are my creatures.

do not fear the shadows will guard her and guide her.

see i'm not just a god. i'm also useful.

demiGOD · 26 Jan 2005, 01:01

you got a chinatown near your neighborhood? you know those general tso's chicken is not really chicken you know..

Ste · 26 Jan 2005, 01:54

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Originally Posted by demiGOD

you got a chinatown near your neighborhood? you know those general tso's chicken is not really chicken you know..

I went to the chinese the other day and it had "Special meat" in some sauce or other. What the hell is special meat?
I also misread house special as horse special...
The chicken and cashew nuts i had was super greasy too.
Don't think i'll head back there again.

demiGOD · 26 Jan 2005, 01:57

i love chinese food - but its gotta be uhm.. i dunno, i ask around first how the place is, i dont usually go to a chinese restaurant i havent been to or never heard of before... also i LOVE p.f. chang to you americans out there!!

Yahwe · 26 Jan 2005, 03:00

every chinese restaurant in england that's in a major city serves python.

however they only serve it on their chinese language menu and it costs an awful lot.

one escaped from a restaurant in oxford while i was there. literally a python making its way down broad street. its unbelievable now i think about it.

demiGOD · 26 Jan 2005, 05:03

ey androme2, nice breasts

ceres · 26 Jan 2005, 08:15

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Originally Posted by Yahwe

every chinese restaurant in england that's in a major city serves python.

however they only serve it on their chinese language menu and it costs an awful lot.

one escaped from a restaurant in oxford while i was there. literally a python making its way down broad street. its unbelievable now i think about it.

I've seen it being served in a Las Vegas hotel, they had a huge tank of skinned, headless snakes, all wriggling around. You could then pick which ever one took your fancy and viola ten minutes later your wiping snake juice from your mouth.

repulsive.
________
LIVE SEX WEBSHOWS

Tomkat · 26 Jan 2005, 08:17

Dogs are much better than cats. They're much more loyal and less likely to go wandering off somewhere.

I'm sorry thar you've lost him/her though. It's a horrible feeling, not knowing where your pet is or if they're ok.

LHC · 26 Jan 2005, 10:24

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Originally Posted by Tomkat

Dogs are much better than cats. They're much more loyal and less likely to go wandering off somewhere.

That's because they are too stupid to go outside. If you actually let them go out they will often run off; I've seen many a dog wandering the streets trying to cross the road.

SilverSmoke · 26 Jan 2005, 10:50

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Originally Posted by Tomkat

Dogs are much better than cats

Dogs are ****ing mindless drones, they're followers and they need attention like nothing else. Also they stink, they can't look out for theirselves, they lick, they bark, they suck.

Cats on the other hand do have a huge amount of style and flair and know how to get up for theirselves. And they smell a lot less.

plebs hold dogs, people with flair and style get accompied by a gracious cat.

roadrunner_0 · 26 Jan 2005, 10:56

we have a dog and a cat atm, the cat is bigger than the dog and bullies it, which is quite funny to watch

Tomkat · 26 Jan 2005, 18:29

We were walking my dog (now dead

)about 5 miles or so from home once, in some woods.

My mum let her off the lead and she scampered off, as usual.

Normally though, my mum would call her and she'd come back. This time, she didn't.

We searched for about an hour, and finally gave up.

We drove home, my mum pretty much in tears as she assumed our dog had been run over.

Sitting outside the house, wagging her tail, was our dog. She'd simply walked home.

Silly bitch. Literally.

Dogs are loyal and love their owners. Cats - on the most part - only come to you when they want something, like food.

Marilyn Manson · 26 Jan 2005, 18:37

The only time cats have been of any worth in the course of human history has been during periods of severe famines.

IncubusGod · 26 Jan 2005, 18:43

We had cats over the years. Most were total pains as they usually ran off and never came back.

The one main one we had for years was nice if somewhat feral.

She dissapeared one day and didnt come back for a week. We got really worried. Eventually one of our neighbours come over and said she could hear a cat crying in her next door neighbours house. She was looking after the place while they were away for a few months.

What she'd done was to lock our cat into their shed by accident and then not bother to open it when she heard the cats crys for an entire week.

She said that she eventually decided to check on it after she remembered our cat was missing (she had been told the day it went off).

So we went over and sure enough there was our cat.

A bag of bones and too weak to move properly. I amost beat the shit out of that woman.

"I just thought it was some random cat in there"

She would have let it die if she hadn't realised it might be ours.

Bitch.

roadrunner_0 · 26 Jan 2005, 18:45

thats just harsh

Androme · 26 Jan 2005, 18:45

Still no sign of the cat. I superglued a bone and chucked it to a near-by garden with a fat dog lying within.

Proteus · 26 Jan 2005, 18:46

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Originally Posted by IncubusGod

I amost beat the shit out of that woman.

I would have locked her in the shed.

Kurashima · 26 Jan 2005, 19:06

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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke

Dogs are ****ing mindless drones, they're followers and they need attention like nothing else. Also they stink, they can't look out for theirselves, they lick, they bark, they suck.

Sounds like the userbase from the Delta Force forums.

Leshy · 26 Jan 2005, 19:45

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Originally Posted by ceres

they had a huge tank of skinned, headless snakes, all wriggling around.

I thought decapitation would kill most living creatures.

Excluding Mark.

Who grows a new one.

Smudge · 26 Jan 2005, 19:47

My flat mates called Cat.
Shes from Scotland.

demiGOD · 26 Jan 2005, 19:49

did you lose her too?

roadrunner_0 · 26 Jan 2005, 19:49

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Originally Posted by Kurashima

Sounds like the userbase from the Delta Force forums.

nah, dogs are more intelligent than that!

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CrashTester · 27 Jan 2005, 18:03

Have you tried putting posters up? Have you tried contacting local vets/RSPCA/PDSA centers to see if any cats have been brought in?

My sister lost her cat a couple of months and did this (as well as driving around most days/nights looking). You'd be amazed how many people (usually oldies) will put themselves out to help. Her cat turned up about a week later no worse for wear.

XeeThot · 27 Jan 2005, 18:14

My cat, about two months ago, jumped out from the 6th floor out into a concrete walkway and came back about three days later. Only thing that happened to her : a bunch of bruises, a broken canine and one lost hymen.

Horny as hell?

MrL_JaKiri · 27 Jan 2005, 18:32

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Originally Posted by Leshy

I thought decapitation would kill most living creatures.

Excluding Mark.

Who grows a new one.

Jakiri: There?s definitely worse than the zombies. Your ordinary zombie, you just shoot it in the head.

Tim: It seems to stop them. But then, it seems to stop most things.

For some reason, I appear in my own film.

JamMak · 31 Jan 2005, 15:42

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Originally Posted by Tomkat

We were walking my dog (now dead

)about 5 miles or so from home once, in some woods.

My mum let her off the lead and she scampered off, as usual.

Normally though, my mum would call her and she'd come back. This time, she didn't.

We searched for about an hour, and finally gave up.

We drove home, my mum pretty much in tears as she assumed our dog had been run over.

Sitting outside the house, wagging her tail, was our dog. She'd simply walked home.

Silly bitch. Literally.

Dogs are loyal and love their owners. Cats - on the most part - only come to you when they want something, like food.

Bloody dogs. Practically the same thing happened with ours (not dead tho

) Walk in the woods nearby, runs off but doesn't come back, and eventually when we got home she was just sitting on the doorstep.

Hope your cat turns up soon

TheShadowMan · 31 Jan 2005, 16:05

Cats will sometimes go roaming for a couple of days, I wouldn't worry about it too much.

When he/she comes back, if your worried about it happening again. do the following.

Get sum butter, rub it in you hands so it pliable. Rub it over your cats paws (the underside).

dont let it run around house (messy)

Pick it up a leave out side.

It will never lose its way home ever again. (may bite you for having its scent everywhere tho)

I use this method evrytime I move house!

Hope your cat find his/her way home. Mine usually goes off for up to 3 days at a time (I think its figured how2 open catfood without the tin opener)

:-P

tsm

xtrasyn · 31 Jan 2005, 16:13

Is it back yet?

XeeThot · 31 Jan 2005, 19:50

Any updates?

Marilyn Manson · 31 Jan 2005, 19:54

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Originally Posted by XeeThot

Any updates?

No, obviously.