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17 Oct 2003, 17:36
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
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Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
The Texas Chainsaw massacre, if you must know.
But that's not the point. Point is, she's really attractive, and I've seriously never been in a situation such as this before, and have absolutely no experience on how to proceed. That coupled with the fact that I sounded like I didn't want to go, which I do.
I guess I'm just totally unsure about what I'm supposed to do now. Damn my relationship ineptitude!
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Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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17 Oct 2003, 17:36
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
Texas Chainsaw Mascara eh?
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17 Oct 2003, 17:37
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
I thought you were going to say your hillbilly town didn't have a cinema.
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17 Oct 2003, 17:39
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
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Originally Posted by KaneED
I thought you were going to say your hillbilly town didn't have a cinema.
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I live in a city with over 250,000 people in it now.
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Mirai - An Astral Being From Outer Space
Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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17 Oct 2003, 17:39
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a new low in getting high
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
Just treat it as if you were going with your best mate and see what happens from there.
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17 Oct 2003, 17:39
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monkey on crack
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
Go out with her. Is it really that hard?
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17 Oct 2003, 17:39
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
Go and see the film that this:
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Originally Posted by MrL_JaKiri
Texas Chainsaw Mascara eh?
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is referencing.
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17 Oct 2003, 17:41
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
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Originally Posted by Crackmonkey
Go out with her. Is it really that hard?
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I've never been on a date in my life.
Yes.
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Mirai - An Astral Being From Outer Space
Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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17 Oct 2003, 17:41
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
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Originally Posted by Mirai
I've never been on a date in my life.
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Neither have I
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17 Oct 2003, 17:45
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Cynical Optimist
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
Pay
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Don't Pay
Tis the eternal question.
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17 Oct 2003, 17:47
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
getting girlfriends through "dates" is so cliched.
Is there a single sexy moment in texas chainsaw massacre btw... i havent seen it :/
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17 Oct 2003, 17:49
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a new low in getting high
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
getting girlfriends through "dates" is so cliched.
Is there a single sexy moment in texas chainsaw massacre btw... i havent seen it :/
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You'd like the bit where she's nailed to the chair and there's a dead guy sat across the table from her.
Could see you getting off on such filth.
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17 Oct 2003, 17:50
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Cynical Optimist
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
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Originally Posted by Deepflow
getting girlfriends through "dates" is so cliched.
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So whats the best way? Pick some sleezy girl up in a bar?
If you've met someone why not og on a date wth them see how you get on. Seems perfectly logical to me... but maybe being too logical is my problem? *shrug*
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17 Oct 2003, 17:52
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
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Originally Posted by Embroglio
You'd like the bit where she's nailed to the chair and there's a dead guy sat across the table from her.
Could see you getting off on such filth.
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If i judged sexy moments by what i personally would get off on... then that adds far too much.
I dont think it would exactly be the perfect time to make a "move", even if i was enjoying it.
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17 Oct 2003, 17:54
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Next goal wins!
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
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Originally Posted by JamMak
So whats the best way? Pick some sleezy girl up in a bar?
If you've met someone why not og on a date wth them see how you get on. Seems perfectly logical to me... but maybe being too logical is my problem? *shrug*
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I was being sarcastic... or trying to be anyway, the fact that you didnt get it kinda shows i failed 
never mind eh? internet sarcasm rarely works for me.
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17 Oct 2003, 17:56
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Cynical Optimist
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
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I was being sarcastic... or trying to be anyway, the fact that you didnt get it kinda shows i failed
never mind eh? internet sarcasm rarely works for me. |
Oh.. oh i see
Whupsies
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17 Oct 2003, 18:02
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
Mirai ... you do know that you have to pay for everything.
The girl might be cool and offer (in which case i think it's alright to say yes).
However you must assume you're paying (ie not even mentioning it to her ... just going and paying for the tickets etc then asking her if she wants pop corn etc).
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17 Oct 2003, 18:05
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
Ohhh and before the film starts say:
"If you get scared you can always hold my hand"
It's got to be said in a light manner tho (total mock seriousness with the girl knowing you're not being that serious ... or you could smile and wink when you say it).
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17 Oct 2003, 18:09
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
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Originally Posted by Crackmonkey
Go out with her. Is it really that hard?
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is Finbarr Saunders completely forgotten?(fnarr fnarr?!)
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17 Oct 2003, 18:18
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
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Originally Posted by 1-X
is Finbarr Saunders completely forgotten?(fnarr fnarr?!)
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Who, what, where?
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17 Oct 2003, 18:29
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
When you first see her, look pleased and happy. Big grin, smile, and then (IMPORTANT) compliment her on something (note: boobs/cleavage/arse don't go down well, so don't compliment those). Clothes or hair is a good bet.
Why are you going to see that film? Hardly romantic, or even friendly is it? Maybe she wants to cuddle up to you or something.
Don't do that cheesy yawn-then-put-arm-round-her.
Are you hoping to get sex? Or a snog? What? Are you looking for fun, or a girlfriend?
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17 Oct 2003, 18:31
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Cynical Optimist
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
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Are you hoping to get sex? Or a snog? What? Are you looking for fun, or a girlfriend?
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I've never been on a date in my life.
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17 Oct 2003, 18:32
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Registered User
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
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Originally Posted by Mirai
The Texas Chainsaw massacre, if you must know.
But that's not the point. Point is, she's really attractive, and I've seriously never been in a situation such as this before, and have absolutely no experience on how to proceed. That coupled with the fact that I sounded like I didn't want to go, which I do.
I guess I'm just totally unsure about what I'm supposed to do now. Damn my relationship ineptitude!
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If she is wearing a mini-skirt it will be the best movie you ever watched, well some of it.
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17 Oct 2003, 18:37
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so f*cking zen
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
Oh and my final piece of advice:
Wear little mirrors on the toe caps of your shoes.
It's always a winner.
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17 Oct 2003, 19:30
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
STOP STEALING YOUR IDEAS FROM RED DWARF (hold on, I've done this before haven't I)
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17 Oct 2003, 19:31
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Clerk
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
I don't understand the problem here. Watching a movie with someone is the least difficult of any social interactions, surely?
Aside from knowing where to put your hands, I don't see any real dillemmas. Try not talking loudly on a mobile phone in the middle of a movie, that seems to piss most people off.
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17 Oct 2003, 19:37
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
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Try not talking loudly on a mobile phone in the middle of a movie, that seems to piss most people off.
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WHAT? NO, NO I'M IN THE CINEMA CAN'T TALK NOW,YEAH.YEAH!....BYE!
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17 Oct 2003, 20:13
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
Ffs Stop Posting This Teenangstbollocks.
Go Outside, See The Sunshine, Meet The Girl And ****ing Get On With It You Miserable Sack Of Shit.
If All Else Fails, Go Ask Clare Bloody Rayner Ffs.
EDIT: Imagine the above, but all in CAPS and you'll get the idea.
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17 Oct 2003, 20:26
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
wait until she gets grossed out by a scene and try to console her by putting your arm in her back and trying to cuddle her
that always works
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17 Oct 2003, 20:31
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
Worst idea ever.
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17 Oct 2003, 20:32
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a new low in getting high
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
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that always works
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...just not for you. lolollaughsetc.
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17 Oct 2003, 20:35
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
i almost kind of did that today actually, except that this girl wsa complaining about her work and i did exactly that with soothing words
it worked
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17 Oct 2003, 20:37
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a new low in getting high
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
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i almost kind of did that today actually, except that this girl wsa complaining about her work and i did exactly that with soothing words
it worked
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Yeah you're shagging her right now.
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17 Oct 2003, 20:38
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Banned
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
it worked in the sense she appreciated what i did
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17 Oct 2003, 20:47
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Käptn Karacho
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Re: Okay, so this girl wants to see a movie with me.
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i almost kind of did that today actually, except that this girl wsa complaining about her work and i did exactly that with soothing words
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and tomorrow you could try to help your mom with the housekeeping...
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