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18 May 2005, 23:19
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Perverts.
What kind of pervert actually eats salted popcorn? This is the most disgusting substance known to man, but presumably someone eats it all. So who?
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18 May 2005, 23:20
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Re: Perverts.
those who like savoury foods?
I like the toffee kind myself personally
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18 May 2005, 23:21
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Guy next door
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Re: Perverts.
I am guilty..
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18 May 2005, 23:21
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I play the double-bass.
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Re: Perverts.
you are over tribing very hard here.
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18 May 2005, 23:52
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I see you!
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Re: Perverts.
Gotta agree.. NO salt on the popcorns, it's simply just too .. salt.
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18 May 2005, 23:56
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Re: Perverts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil^
those who like savoury foods?
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I like savoury foods. When I want to eat savoury foods, I eat tasty savoury foods. Not salted popcorn.
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18 May 2005, 23:58
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Bored
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Re: Perverts.
it's not that bad. but when confronted with a choice between sweet and salted I don't see why anyone would choose it.
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18 May 2005, 23:59
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Guy next door
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Re: Perverts.
Sweet is not that bad, but when confronted with a choice between sweet and salted I don't see why anyone would choose sweet.
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19 May 2005, 00:04
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Re: Perverts.
Salted popcorn is actually not meant to be eaten like regular popcorn, it doesn't say it on the package but it's for various uses such as poisoning rats, tricking your sister into eating them, killing fertile fields like the Romans did Carthage, and annoying people in movie theatres by catapulting the little popped kernels one by one from your plastic spoon into the crowd as you sit in the back.
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19 May 2005, 00:04
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Re: Perverts.
It's hardly surprising that SilverSmoke likes to taste something which is salty and easy to swallow.
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19 May 2005, 00:07
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Guy next door
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Re: Perverts.
Popcorn isn't that easy to swallow
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19 May 2005, 00:11
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Re: Perverts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
Popcorn isn't that easy to swallow
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Mabye you should take the two cocks you've got in your mouth out first?
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19 May 2005, 00:13
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Re: Perverts.
I do.
Sometimes.
Generally I go for Butterkist Popcorns. They're ace.
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19 May 2005, 00:38
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Re: Perverts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by s|k
Salted popcorn is actually not meant to be eaten like regular popcorn, it doesn't say it on the package but it's for various uses such as poisoning rats, tricking your sister into eating them, killing fertile fields like the Romans did Carthage, and annoying people in movie theatres by catapulting the little popped kernels one by one from your plastic spoon into the crowd as you sit in the back.
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Why do you have a spoon? How do you eat popcorn with a spoon? It's generally too light to balance on a spoon in less than singles. And who eats popcorn on at a time?
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19 May 2005, 00:39
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Insomniac
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Re: Perverts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gumbie
And who eats popcorn on at a time?
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people with very small fingers
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19 May 2005, 00:41
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Re: Perverts.
I'm always revolted when I go to the cinema and you see these overweight slobbering messes stuffing their fat faces with a three kg bucket of popcorn.
No offence intended to anyone who does that guys
Also salted popcorn is a mediocre substitute at best.
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19 May 2005, 00:45
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Caveat Lector
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Re: Perverts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gumbie
Why do you have a spoon? How do you eat popcorn with a spoon? It's generally too light to balance on a spoon in less than singles. And who eats popcorn on at a time?
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You're not eating the popcorn with the spoon, you're using it as a way to catapult popcorn into the audience.
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19 May 2005, 00:49
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Re: Perverts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonnyBGood
I'm always revolted when I go to the cinema and you see these overweight slobbering messes stuffing their fat faces with a three kg bucket of popcorn.
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I can just imagine Idi doing that.
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19 May 2005, 01:03
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SiN HC
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Re: Perverts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by s|k
You're not eating the popcorn with the spoon, you're using it as a way to catapult popcorn into the audience.
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But then that means you were either given a spoon to eat it with (raising the original question of who eats popcorn with a spoon), or you brought your own, which raises the question of why you have your own plastic spoon, when metal is far superior.
Unless you're too poor for a metal spoon, which begs the question of what you're doing frivolously spending your money on trips to the cinema and snacks for ammunition in your war on honest film patrons.
I think you're just a fool in all honesty :/
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19 May 2005, 01:39
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Re: Perverts.
Salted popcorn is pretty terrible, but at the moment I have a small craving for it, even though I hate it.
MM, did you impregnate me?!
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19 May 2005, 01:41
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Re: Perverts.
Stew, you're not far off from 5,000 posts....
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
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19 May 2005, 01:44
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Re: Perverts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stew
MM, did you impregnate me?!
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I didn't think that hermaphrodites were fertile.
That's what I'm going to tell the Child Support Agency, anyway, heh
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19 May 2005, 01:47
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Re: Perverts.
Half and half.
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19 May 2005, 02:11
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Re: Perverts.
salted popcorn is evil...
in some countries i have been too they don't even serve sweet popcorn...?!?!?!?!!!!!! They just look at me funny when i ask for it
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19 May 2005, 05:15
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mmm.. pills
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Re: Perverts.
Hmm.. I don't know so much about 'salted', but buttered popcorn is pretty much the norm around here. You'd never find it in an Oz cinema, except for the occasional one that might stock bags of candy corn.
Generally I prefer buttered, but toffee or honey coated is ok too.
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19 May 2005, 06:15
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Re: Perverts.
I dont have popcorn often, and used to prefer sweet
now i've decided salted with butter is much nicer
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19 May 2005, 06:47
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Re: Perverts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Mabye you should take the two cocks you've got in your mouth out first?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Blastoderm
I do.
Sometimes.
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Oh rly?
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19 May 2005, 08:38
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Lucky
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Re: Perverts.
me.
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19 May 2005, 09:17
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Re: Perverts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nantoz
The only time I ever had sweet popcorn was in Amsterdam with some friends. We went to a movie, ordered popcorn, and promplty discovered it tasted like stale Honey Corn. We ate a handfull each, and then left it for the Dutch...
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Actually... I ended up eating most of it. I was very active the rest of the evening, as we went back to the hotel. Jonne got annoyed, and Johan thought it was funny. Amongst other things, I remember doing silly walk across the street, just after we passed some Japanese (or so) tourists. When Jonne passed them a moment later, he heard them say something about drugged people
Then we went to the park and threw some frisbee, around 3 am or so. It was extremely fun, as there was almost no light, and therefore kinda hard to see the frisbee. Even then, me and Jonne managed a very long series of fast and hard throws at each other.
Anyway.
It tasted shit, but after a few, I sorta got addicted (for that night, anyway), and had to keep eating 'till it was empty.
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19 May 2005, 09:41
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Re: Perverts.
I didn't used to go to the cinema very often when I was younger (I don't really go that often now) and I always forgot which popcorn was the foul one. So half the time I ended getting salted and spent the rest of the movie choking down the foul pieces of evil. I can't understand hy anyone would want to eat them, it defies all reason.
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19 May 2005, 12:28
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Re: Perverts.
toffee > sweet/buttered > salted
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19 May 2005, 12:34
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Re: Perverts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stew
Salted popcorn is pretty terrible, but at the moment I have a small craving for it, even though I hate it.
MM, did you impregnate me?!
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Craving over.
Hangover present.
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19 May 2005, 14:13
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mmm.. pills
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Re: Perverts.
Actually I don't eat popcorn all that often anymore as I'm not a fan of picking the kernals from my gums for the next 3-4 days.
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19 May 2005, 14:17
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Perverts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by djbass
Actually I don't eat popcorn all that often anymore as I'm not a fan of picking the kernals from my gums for the next 3-4 days.
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19 May 2005, 14:26
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mmm.. pills
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Re: Perverts.
lol, it does no good. seriously, you get those little husky pieces that embed themselves well deep into your gums and can get lodged there for days, to the point where there's little more than .5 of a milimetre protruding to try and pull it out with.
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19 May 2005, 14:28
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19 May 2005, 14:38
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mmm.. pills
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Re: Perverts.
no I don't have braces either.. when I say gums I mean gums.. think more along the lines of the husk embedded in the gums between the tooth and gum inner wall where it protrudes.
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19 May 2005, 14:38
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Re: Perverts.
I like both the salted and the toffee, but not at the same time.
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19 May 2005, 14:41
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Re: Perverts.
Last time I went au Cinema, I didn't have too much trouble getting the husks out. Although I know what a nuisance they can be.
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19 May 2005, 14:54
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Re: Perverts.
Quote:
Originally Posted by All Systems Go
I didn't used to go to the cinema very often when I was younger (I don't really go that often now) and I always forgot which popcorn was the foul one. So half the time I ended getting salted and spent the rest of the movie choking down the foul pieces of evil. I can't understand hy anyone would want to eat them, it defies all reason.
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Same only I normally give it away when I got the wrong one. Cost me a fortune over the years
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19 May 2005, 17:06
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Re: Perverts.
I like salted popcorn.
And having worked in the cinema for 3 years of my life, I'm going to claim AUTHORIMATMATY ON THE SUBJECT HERE! etc
I like them mixed. So you have a few layers of each. Sweet gets boring to eat, and salt just makes your mouth too dry if you eat too much of it.
Best of both worlds. Although it does annoy the usher. But it's what they're paid for, the dirty scum. They should have done better at school.
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19 May 2005, 22:52
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Re: Perverts.
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Oh rly?
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Very funny Mr Pedantic.
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