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15 Apr 2005, 02:34
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The event of the yea.... second
Peter Andre and Jordan's WEDDING (who thought they'd ever go through with it)
She's had a 32FF CAKE made so people can get their mouths around her breasticles - doesn't that just scream tasteful romance?
Predictions on the future?
Personally I think he'll die of suffocation when she rolls over in her sleep - I wonder if they have to reinforce her side of the bed or she sleeps with them in straps...
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15 Apr 2005, 02:41
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Re: The event of the yea.... second
ph8, I have an idea, and I will propose this idea only once.
The previous sentence needed to be mentally read with a 'ello 'ello french accent.
Stop caring, stop reading about it, stop talking about it, stop starting threads about it.
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15 Apr 2005, 02:41
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Re: The event of the yea.... second
I think Andre's a brave man. I think Katie/Jordan has an obvious identity issue ( ) - it's hard enough for men to go out with page 3 girls (so i hear).. everyone's seen her bits though :s
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15 Apr 2005, 13:15
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Re: The event of the yea.... second
does anyone actually care?
Both were crap at what they do - Jordan was an ugly page 3 girl and Peter Andrew is a shite singer. They are made for each other, they are both stupid like Beckham and Posh Spice. Its hard for men to go out with page 3 girls because they are dumb, but in this case Jordan is probably more intellegent heh.
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15 Apr 2005, 13:23
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Re: The event of the yea.... second
At least her son will never have to put up with veiwing the family photos containing those two mongchops.
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15 Apr 2005, 14:02
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Re: The event of the yea.... second
She's actually pretty clever when it comes to manipulating the media - hence why she's worth £7million. I'm not saying she's not annoying, but at least she knows what she's doing. He's just a twat though.
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15 Apr 2005, 14:06
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Re: The event of the yea.... second
more £ for Jordan.
she's not stupid.
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15 Apr 2005, 16:00
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Re: The event of the yea.... second
Quote:
Originally Posted by lokken
more £ for Jordan.
she's not stupid.
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She is, her agents aren't though
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15 Apr 2005, 16:07
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Re: The event of the yea.... second
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Originally Posted by Stew
She's actually pretty clever when it comes to manipulating the media - hence why she's worth £7million. I'm not saying she's not annoying, but at least she knows what she's doing. He's just a twat though.
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hahahah. They don't manipulate the media on their own. What do you think Agents and Managers do? There are Clever people who create and promote these people, Jordan probably doesn't manage her life at all.
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15 Apr 2005, 16:13
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Re: The event of the yea.... second
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Originally Posted by zakoff
hahahah. They don't manipulate the media on their own. What do you think Agents and Managers do? There are Clever people who create and promote these people, Jordan probably doesn't manage her life at all.
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I don't think you quite understand what I meant. Never mind.
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15 Apr 2005, 17:42
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Re: The event of the yea.... second
Mongchops of a feather flock together.
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15 Apr 2005, 17:56
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Re: The event of the yea.... second
I didnt even know they were getting married until you posted this thread. Do you see the problem?
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15 Apr 2005, 17:59
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Re: The event of the yea.... second
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Originally Posted by Nodrog
Do you see the problem?
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They didn't invite you?
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