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Unread 7 Sep 2003, 16:35   #1
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50.000 young virgins
http://www.vg.no/pub/vgart.hbs?artid=75180

Oh yes, 50.000 young virgins dancing in front of the king, topless, and hoping to become his 12th wife.

I guess even though Swaziland sounds like sh*t being a king there doesn't suck so much...
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Unread 7 Sep 2003, 16:39   #2
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Kongen satt sammen med sin mor på podiet og vurderte netto-dronningemnene, bare avbrutt av raske visitter nede hos jentene for å ta dem nærmere i øyesyn.

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Unread 7 Sep 2003, 16:40   #3
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Unread 7 Sep 2003, 17:07   #5
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Unread 7 Sep 2003, 18:18   #6
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Different reason, but looks like this king's gonna die on the throne too.
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Unread 7 Sep 2003, 21:13   #10
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Sounds like Pop Idol, only better.
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Unread 7 Sep 2003, 21:15   #11
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you should have said, sounds like pop idol, only with less tits
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Unread 8 Sep 2003, 06:19   #14
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"The king was sitting on the podium with his mother, looking at the possible future queens, just interrupted by short visits down to the girls for a closer look."


"At the moment king Mswati has 10 beautiful wifes, and one fiancee. A message has gone out from the royal castle that the king will marry again, which means that there is place for new candidates on the royal waitinglist."

As thrilling as this all sounds, I bet some of the married ones here can tell why getting 12 wives is not such a good idea )...
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Unread 8 Sep 2003, 08:51   #15
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Surly he'll just pick the one with the biggest tits?
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you should have said, sounds like pop idol, only with less tits
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What a weird way of choosing a wife, his surely gonna miss out the one he really likes amongst 50,000 birds
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But they're black.
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What a weird way of choosing a wife, his surely gonna miss out the one he really likes amongst 50,000 birds
It doesn't really matter, he's already got 11 others anyway.
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