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6 Aug 2003, 23:10
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Look! He's Dancing!
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A forum for RL vampires
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[22:18] <nodrog> Cock: 8" (20cm) uncut
[22:18] <nodrog> Balls: Large hefty balls, stretched max 6" (15.5cm)
[22:18] <nodrog> Arse: Can take two fists, or one fist almost to the elbow, but slow warming up.
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6 Aug 2003, 23:14
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Mr. Blobby
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It's bloody good!
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6 Aug 2003, 23:26
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Oh Canada!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
It's bloody good!
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boooooooooooo
that was terrible
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
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6 Aug 2003, 23:27
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dilly_D
that was terrible
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I'd even say it sucked.
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6 Aug 2003, 23:38
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Fangs for that
(even though you already used that word)
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6 Aug 2003, 23:46
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
Fangs for that
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This is just pale in comparison.
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6 Aug 2003, 23:57
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Leshy
This is just pale in comparison.
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I vant to suck your ****
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7 Aug 2003, 00:17
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Damn Dog
Join Date: Jan 2001
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i like the poem by '******vampire' in the 'dark whispers' forum
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"that's a stupid thing to say and you're a stupid person for saying it."
the tolling gang
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7 Aug 2003, 00:18
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2001
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i can't make up my mind if they are being serious or not. their posts are so comical. it's so casual to them.
this is as good as if not better than that wiccan forum i've lost the link to where they all thought they could do real magic.
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Trust in my Instinct
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7 Aug 2003, 00:34
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Dirte
Join Date: Apr 2002
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This page really dissapointed me.
Maybe there are no real vampires after all.
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7 Aug 2003, 00:35
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
I vant to suck your ****
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You'll not be getting a rise out of me.
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7 Aug 2003, 01:42
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Vermin Supreme
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Pittsburgh
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This thread never should have seen the light of day.
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7 Aug 2003, 11:15
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Quote:
Originally posted by acropolis
This thread never should have seen the light of day.
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It's a grave experience.
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7 Aug 2003, 11:17
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King of The Fat Boys
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: UK
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That forum is fangtastic!
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7 Aug 2003, 11:22
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I'm great!
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Leeds
Posts: 388
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Ain't that the tooth!
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If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'da been married a long time ago. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?!
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7 Aug 2003, 11:43
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Condemned to RP
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: The Netherlands
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Theres a guy named hemogoblin.
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7 Aug 2003, 11:48
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Aardvark is a funny word
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I need something funny to say
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7 Aug 2003, 11:54
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King of The Fat Boys
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7 Aug 2003, 12:01
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Mr. Blobby
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Belgium
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Some of the replies on that forum have me coffin' with laughter.
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7 Aug 2003, 12:05
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BlueTuba
Join Date: Aug 2000
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At last a thread with some bite
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"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
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7 Aug 2003, 12:12
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cynic
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the pun! the pun! it burns! it burns!
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7 Aug 2003, 12:17
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
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i cross my fingers while opening the link
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7 Aug 2003, 12:19
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Aardvark is a funny word
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there are some daylightful responses to the flaming thread
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7 Aug 2003, 12:24
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share the <3
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ive been sitting here for 10 mins trying to think of a pun.
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7 Aug 2003, 12:24
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Miles Teg
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Quote:
Originally posted by Phang
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win++;
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7 Aug 2003, 12:26
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Quote:
Originally posted by Knight Theamion
win++;
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someone noticed
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7 Aug 2003, 12:27
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J to the C to the A G E
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this is not a cheesy pun
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7 Aug 2003, 12:28
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share the <3
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its a grave mistake to mess with vampires.
screw you guys.
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7 Aug 2003, 12:29
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cynic
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nusselt
its a grave mistake to mess with vampires.
screw you guys.
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i cant believe it took you 15 mins to come up with that!
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7 Aug 2003, 12:30
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share the <3
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Quote:
Originally posted by roadrunner_0
i cant believe it took you 15 mins to come up with that!
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to hell with you
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7 Aug 2003, 12:31
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nusselt
to hell with you
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dust to dust that is
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7 Aug 2003, 12:32
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BlueTuba
Join Date: Aug 2000
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I have no reflections on this thread
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"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
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7 Aug 2003, 12:36
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J to the C to the A G E
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lokken's reply really redeemed this thread
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7 Aug 2003, 12:36
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I'm great!
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Location: Leeds
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You are all so funny you slay me! Hopefully sometime I will get a decent stake in the comedy. Well I'll give it a bat anyway. I might use some cryptic puns. Whatever I do it is only light-hearted. I'll dispense with the tombs of endearment and bid you all farewell. Chow.
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If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'da been married a long time ago. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?!
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7 Aug 2003, 12:38
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King of The Fat Boys
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Quote:
Originally posted by LHC
lokken's reply really redeemed this thread
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You mean it brought it back from the (un)dead?
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7 Aug 2003, 12:57
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Mr. Blobby
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I holy agree with this thread.
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7 Aug 2003, 12:59
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Condemned to RP
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shut the **** up, all of you.
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7 Aug 2003, 13:00
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cynic
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right, stop it now, this is just getting silly, i am actually repeating these horrible puns at work and totally un-impressing my collegues, so stop it, now.
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7 Aug 2003, 13:10
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BlueTuba
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Well I'll be damned
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"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
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7 Aug 2003, 13:11
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I'm great!
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That was a terrorble pun!
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If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'da been married a long time ago. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?!
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7 Aug 2003, 13:12
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2003
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No single pun has crossed my mind.
Tis as silent as tomb in here and no angels can help me
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7 Aug 2003, 13:38
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I'm great!
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Strange how this thread suddenly died. Needs to be revamped or something cuz as it is nobody is posting!
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If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'da been married a long time ago. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?!
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7 Aug 2003, 13:43
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King of The Fat Boys
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Location: UK
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Quote:
Originally posted by HAL-9000
Strange how this thread suddenly died. Needs to be revamped or something cuz as it is nobody is posting!
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Holy smokes, you're right!
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7 Aug 2003, 13:46
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Banned
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They serve garlic bread in pizza hut !!11223
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7 Aug 2003, 15:27
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Guest
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I'm gonna shag these guys mommas, that'll make them sorry!
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7 Aug 2003, 18:38
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Throwing Shapes
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Amazing,
with all these puns it looks like you all got a Nose For Art Too!
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7 Aug 2003, 18:57
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by W0rkMonkey
I'm gonna shag these guys mommas, that'll make them sorry!
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This was te only one who made me laugh.
I pitty myself
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7 Aug 2003, 19:50
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Aardvark is a funny word
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Quote:
Originally posted by CjC
Amazing,
with all these puns it looks like you all got a Nose For Art Too!
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nice try
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7 Aug 2003, 19:51
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The Twilight of the Gods
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ATTACK OF THE PUNDEAD.
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7 Aug 2003, 19:52
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Aardvark is a funny word
Join Date: Sep 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
ATTACK OF THE PUNDEAD.
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