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2 Feb 2005, 15:51
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I am an idiot
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The Simpsons Thread
In this thread, we post great Simpsons quotes, little known facts about Springfield or and its residents and even the things/people we would like to see in the show.
I read recently that Matt Groening has become a very big fan of Little Britain and thinks many of the characters would be ideally suited as residents of springfield. I think he has a point.
I'd love to see the disabled guy and his helper feature in the show!
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2 Feb 2005, 16:27
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Born Sinful
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Re: The Simpsons Thread
To the Flintstones theme:
"Simpson! Homer Simpson!
He's the greatest guy in history!
From the town of Springfield!
He's about to hit a chestnut tree!
AAIIHHHH! *crash*"
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2 Feb 2005, 17:18
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lolly roffle
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Re: The Simpsons Thread
My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!
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2 Feb 2005, 18:07
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:alpha:
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Re: The Simpsons Thread
D'oh.
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2 Feb 2005, 18:30
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Wankoverable
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Re: The Simpsons Thread
Here are some
"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!" - Homer
"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!" - Homer
The new star wars movie intro in some episode:
Quote:
Starwars Episode ...
The Gathering Shadow
It is a time of uncertainty: The empire's ambiguous tariff statutes mandate close reexamination of galactic export quotas. Interim Princess Agoomba has co-chaired a subcommittee to draft amendments to existing trade policies.
Meanwhile, regulatory agencies are being heavily lobbied by a consortium of mercantile interest groups and their suppliers to streamline loading restrictions for class C cargo vessels. The shipping... (camera switches)
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1 Mar 2005, 08:24
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Clerk
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Re: The Simpsons Thread
My five favourites off the top of my head :
Quote:
Originally Posted by Homer
Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, you know, like the movie Spaceballs. But instead, it’s been painful and disturbing, like the movie Police Academy.
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Homer : The mob is working on getting your saxophone back, but we've also expanded into other important areas. Literacy programs, preserving our beloved covered bridges, world domination.
Lisa : World domination?
Homer : Ohhh. That may be a typo.
Homer's brain : Mental note - The girl knows too much.
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Originally Posted by Homer
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
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Jimbo: Nice PJs, Simpson. Did your mommy buy 'em for ya?
Bart: Of course she did. Who else would have?
Jimbo: [thinks] [menacing] All right, Simpson, you win _this_ round.
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Originally Posted by Homer
Please, please, kids stop fighting. Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of opportunity, and maybe Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.
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1 Mar 2005, 08:29
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Banned
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Re: The Simpsons Thread
British UN Guy: The Fifty-ninth Street Bridge!
Indian UN Guy: Maybe it collapsed on its own
British: We can't take that chance!
Indian: You always say that. I want to take a chance!
From the unforgettable Hank Scorpio episode
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1 Mar 2005, 09:17
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Clerk
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Re: The Simpsons Thread
Oops, I bumped the wrong thread. Sorry guys.
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1 Mar 2005, 18:03
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overtired
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Re: The Simpsons Thread
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Originally Posted by Dante Hicks
Oops, I bumped the wrong thread. Sorry guys.
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perhaps a (kind) mod could merge them?
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