|
7 Oct 2005, 01:33
|
#1
|
so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
Posts: 8,499
|
am i rite or am i rite?!
<yahwe-smokes> YOU ARE GAY YOU ****ING TWAT KANNEED. STOP PRETENDING THAT YOU AREN'T NO ONE IS CONVINCED. IT IS FUNNY TO TEASE YOU. TO TAKE THE PISS. BUT YOU ARE GAY. GET A ****ING GRIP. we might say
<KaneED> i'm not gay
<Rush> only a gay would say that
<KaneED> no
<Rush> yes
<Rush> ill prove it
And here i am proving it:
<Person 1> You're Gay
<Person 2> I'm not Gay
Person 2 takes the cock
<Person 1> You're Gay
<Person 3> **** off you faggot!
Person 3 is not a homosexual.
PURE LOGIC shows that Kane is indeed a bad AIDS treatment scheme waiting to happen.
__________________
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 01:40
|
#2
|
the Sacred Pervert
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 1,492
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Quote:
Originally Posted by KaneED
One night I was thrusting my penis in his anus, this guy. And can you believe this shit?!? - This guy, reached back, and grabbed my balls!! I was like "What the **** is wrong with you?! Are you gay or something?!????"
|
__________________
"....some might say, we will find a brighter day...."
-Oasis
Veneratio | Insomnia | F-Crew | Subh
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 02:25
|
#3
|
Lucky
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: -
Posts: 3,830
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Kat Is A Man You Are Gay
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 03:43
|
#4
|
Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
Posts: 5,192
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
A few minor remarks:
- lol irc thread lol
- lol ur gay lol
- Kat is infact a man, lol ur gay
- ur gay
Or something.
__________________
Audentes Fortuna Iuvat
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 09:17
|
#5
|
Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
Posts: 5,185
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Kanned isnt gay
If he was he wouldve tried to rape me when we both got plastered whilst out in aber. This didnt happen and most of the night was spent harassing women.
__________________
Forum Administrator
Mail : [email protected] // IRC : #forums
__________________
It's not personal, it's just business.
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 09:22
|
#6
|
Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 278
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Quote:
Originally Posted by JammyJim
Kanned isnt gay
If he was he wouldve tried to rape me when we both got plastered whilst out in aber. This didnt happen and most of the night was spent harassing women.
|
Maybe your not his type?
________
SinfulEve cam
Last edited by ceres; 31 Aug 2011 at 07:07.
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 09:44
|
#7
|
Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,745
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
lol irc
__________________
..look
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 09:47
|
#8
|
Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
I agree with the majority of the strong opinions outed in this thread, that is as long as they don't threaten my personal belief system.
__________________
For real
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 13:42
|
#9
|
Has Soup On His Head
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 10,095
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Insert "Dace sucks cock for £5 a time in the toilets at Bennetts" reference .... anywhere you please really.
__________________
And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
It was matter for general remark,
Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
In his zeal to discover the Snark
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 13:43
|
#10
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Quote:
Originally Posted by JammyJim
Kanned isnt gay
If he was he wouldve tried to rape me when we both got plastered whilst out in aber. This didnt happen and most of the night was spent harassing women.
|
Why do you automatically assume he would be attracted to you?
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 13:54
|
#11
|
Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
Posts: 5,185
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Because everyone is. It's tough being me.
__________________
Forum Administrator
Mail : [email protected] // IRC : #forums
__________________
It's not personal, it's just business.
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 13:54
|
#12
|
Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
Posts: 3,516
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
If you'd directed that question at Silversmoke, he'd gave gone into a three page discussion of how firm his pecs are, how pert his arse is and, generally, how utterly gorgeous and faaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous his girlfriend says he is and then claim that he still isn't, and never has been, gay.
__________________
Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 13:55
|
#13
|
Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,745
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
__________________
..look
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 14:00
|
#14
|
hated dead or alive
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 595
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
well, this certainly is a high quality post guys!
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 14:08
|
#15
|
Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
Posts: 3,516
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Quote:
Originally Posted by sigrid
well, this certainly is a high quality post guys!
|
No it isn't.
This thread, however, is high quality and may be stickied if we get further made-up allegations or amusing anecdotes on;
a) Why JJ believes he is particularly attractive to homosexuals.
b) Any one of the thousands of iRC logs and/or forum quotes where KaneED acts gayer than Yahwe wearing hot pants ina gay pride parade in San Francisco.
c) Anything to do with SIlversmoke and his 'godlike upper body'
__________________
Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 14:13
|
#16
|
Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,745
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Come on, we're all fags on the internet and especially GD who cares
__________________
..look
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 14:18
|
#17
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead_Meat
If you'd directed that question at Silversmoke, he'd gave gone into a three page discussion of how firm his pecs are, how pert his arse is and, generally, how utterly gorgeous and faaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous his girlfriend says he is and then claim that he still isn't, and never has been, gay.
|
Could this possibly be because he is a faggot, Mr Meat?
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 14:22
|
#18
|
Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
Posts: 5,185
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Dead_Meat - Detecting Online Faggots since 1831
__________________
Forum Administrator
Mail : [email protected] // IRC : #forums
__________________
It's not personal, it's just business.
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 14:34
|
#19
|
Old Man O Deh *****s
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In spelelpee land
Posts: 3,516
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
I can see it now:
"Forsooth, dear sir, for I avow that this very parchment that thou hast pasted onto yonder wall doth say;
'Yea verily, for I do loveth teh c0ck and hold the esteemed Mr JJ in high regard and would beseech to plough his anus with mighty vigour
Your dear servant,
KaneED'
__________________
Dead_Meat
You dont need to keep beating a dog to get it to stop shitting on the carpet
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 14:42
|
#20
|
Banned
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 2,635
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
god i love it when yahwe uses uppercase.
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 14:43
|
#21
|
:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
Posts: 7,871
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Quote:
Originally Posted by JammyJim
Kanned isnt gay
If he was he wouldve tried to rape me when we both got plastered whilst out in aber. This didnt happen and most of the night was spent harassing women.
|
Yes. Whenever I meet a gay man I have to pepperspray him in the eye.
Everyone knows that gay people rape every man they see
For the record, I don't think Kaneed is gay*.
*he just isn't fussy about gender lolz
__________________
"There is no I in team, but there are two in anal fisting"
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 14:49
|
#22
|
Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,745
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Well i am just gay because I like my body, think i am hot and because i post on a forum where most of the population is gay. When I have sex with my girlfriend I imagine she's in fact MM going wild.
On sunday mornings I fantasize she's Dante or Dace. One time I tried out a Yawhe but that didn't work out too well.
edit:
also I like men
__________________
..look
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 14:50
|
#23
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
We should have some kind of tribunal to discover who is gay on GD and who is not. There are too many liars and frauds and bastards atm.
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 14:52
|
#24
|
Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
Posts: 5,185
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Its well known that a homo will lie about everything.
__________________
Forum Administrator
Mail : [email protected] // IRC : #forums
__________________
It's not personal, it's just business.
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 14:54
|
#25
|
Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,745
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
I like the word homo, it's blunt. I like blunt objects.
__________________
..look
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 14:55
|
#26
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
I like blunt objects.
|
Up your ass am i rite.
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 15:00
|
#27
|
Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,745
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
I am not a receiver, I like to give.
__________________
..look
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 15:02
|
#28
|
Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
I am not a receiver,
|
You haven't tried it, so how can you say?
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 16:26
|
#29
|
I am.
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 6,580
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
In my defence may I point out that KaneED was complaining in ~forums because he was worried that he wouldn't be able to get an erection if his girlfriend wanted sex that night.
Thus I raised the argument that 'a man who has impotence issues when faced with an attractive nubile 20 something girl willing to do anything to sexually gratify him is probably gay'
that's just my 'crazy argument'
but I have no part in dace's 'scientific' proof that kaneed is gay.
__________________
hi
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 17:47
|
#30
|
Godfather
Join Date: May 2000
Location: England
Posts: 5,185
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
in that case you are right.
kaneed is a homo.
a big stinking ass raping homo.
YOU SICKEN ME ROBERT. SICKEN
__________________
Forum Administrator
Mail : [email protected] // IRC : #forums
__________________
It's not personal, it's just business.
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 19:11
|
#31
|
Vermin Supreme
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 3,280
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
It doesn't make you gay to enjoy banging guys in the ass or to enjoy getting blowjobs from men.* Because you could plausibly pretend they were women. You're gay if/when you 'take' either tho. No source of plausible denial there.
*We, could, however, certainly say there is some correlation between frequency of that behavior and Total Faggotry Quotient (TFQ)
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 19:15
|
#32
|
hated dead or alive
Join Date: Oct 2000
Posts: 595
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
Come on, we're all fags on the internet and especially GD who cares
|
I dont at all:P
Just dont neg rep ppl for shit posts and agree with this, as they dont come more shitty then this one really
Can i be gay also?
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 19:45
|
#33
|
Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,745
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
You haven't tried it, so how can you say?
|
I had a finger up my arse one or more times before because my girlfriends read too many shitty magazines.
It wasn't satisfying.
__________________
..look
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 19:48
|
#34
|
Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 2,985
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
My saying whether I could get it up or not was related to the alchohol I had imbibed earlier in the evening.
I had a fiddle and got little response and so wasn't sure what would happen.
I did get it up though, I just didn't use it
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 20:19
|
#35
|
Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
"It was when I was lying there on my knees with a dick up my ass that I actually discovered I wasn't gay at all"*
*Actual conversation overheard in a Fuengirola bar in 2004
__________________
For real
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 21:17
|
#36
|
Insanity Prawn Boy!
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: In a bush where you can't find me
Posts: 2,474
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
"It's only gay if you push back"
__________________
They shall not grow old, as we who are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We shall remember them.
|
|
|
7 Oct 2005, 22:34
|
#37
|
cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
Posts: 8,809
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
lets face it: its only gay if you are doing something with someone of the same sex (and even then it could be bisexual - depends really)
__________________
lazy
|
|
|
8 Oct 2005, 00:10
|
#38
|
________
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somwhere I belong
Posts: 4,474
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
Come on, we're all fags on the internet and especially GD who cares
|
Speak for yourself.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
|
|
|
|
8 Oct 2005, 01:09
|
#39
|
so f*cking zen
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Hitting Bottom
Posts: 8,499
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
I had a finger up my arse one or more times before because my girlfriends read too many shitty magazines.
It wasn't satisfying.
|
Girls reading shitty magazines is never satisfying!
__________________
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
|
|
|
8 Oct 2005, 02:58
|
#40
|
Notice Me!!! Notice Me!!!
Join Date: May 2001
Location: hello
Posts: 294
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
Well i am just gay because I like my body, think i am hot and because i post on a forum where most of the population is gay. When I have sex with my girlfriend I imagine she's in fact MM going wild.
On sunday mornings I fantasize she's Dante or Dace. One time I tried out a Yawhe but that didn't work out too well.
edit:
also I like men
|
wha?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by pavil
He isn't what I would call a menace but he is like a child trapped in a fat child with cerebal palsy's body which is wrapped in denim.He seemed to always bitch at everything that ever happened ever even if it was a post that read "SUNDAY8PM IS THE KING OF THE SOCIAL SCENE!" he would still bitch about it. Oh and it's a well known fact that if you mash Sunday8pm's face into a keyboard, the words "More Hula Hoops Please" will mysteriously appear on screen every time.
|
|
|
|
8 Oct 2005, 08:27
|
#41
|
Banned
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 2,635
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
In this thread SilverSmoke tries to be as gay as possible so that the constant allegation that he's gay will stop. Just send us those pictures of your god-like upper body and we'll settle this*.
*with photoshop and various animation programs.
|
|
|
8 Oct 2005, 10:07
|
#42
|
Guy next door
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,745
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
To be honest I don't really care. It bothers me as much when someone on the street tries to convince me that my name is Vincent while it's Charley.
It's not like i am going emotional and unstable or something, which I guess some of you saddos are imagening.
__________________
..look
|
|
|
8 Oct 2005, 23:48
|
#43
|
Lonely analytic
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,390
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
To be honest I don't really care. It bothers me as much when someone on the street tries to convince me that my name is Vincent while it's Charley.
It's not like i am going emotional and unstable or something, which I guess some of you saddos are imagening.
|
So you're not going to ask me to go to the prom with you?
__________________
For real
|
|
|
9 Oct 2005, 00:15
|
#44
|
You love me really
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 342
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
I had a finger up my arse one or more times before because my girlfriends read too many shitty magazines.
It wasn't satisfying.
|
It's not suprising that reading shitty magazines results in shitty fingers.
|
|
|
10 Oct 2005, 01:50
|
#45
|
Notice Me!!! Notice Me!!!
Join Date: May 2001
Location: hello
Posts: 294
|
Re: am i rite or am i rite?!
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
To be honest I don't really care. It bothers me as much when someone on the street tries to convince me that my name is Vincent while it's Charley.
It's not like i am going emotional and unstable or something, which I guess some of you saddos are imagening.
|
wha?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by pavil
He isn't what I would call a menace but he is like a child trapped in a fat child with cerebal palsy's body which is wrapped in denim.He seemed to always bitch at everything that ever happened ever even if it was a post that read "SUNDAY8PM IS THE KING OF THE SOCIAL SCENE!" he would still bitch about it. Oh and it's a well known fact that if you mash Sunday8pm's face into a keyboard, the words "More Hula Hoops Please" will mysteriously appear on screen every time.
|
|
|
|
Thread Tools |
|
Display Modes |
Linear Mode
|
|
All times are GMT +1. The time now is 04:15.
| |