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Unread 13 Jul 2005, 11:50   #251
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

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something wrong with being gay shit for brains?
adam and eve, not adam and steve [/fundy nut]

I think it is a real shame that they have such a snappy oneliner. do you know a good counter statement?
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

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something wrong with being gay shit for brains?
My apologies to all gay peoples. I use it as an offensive term against anyone (gay/straight/inbetween). Its not meant to be taken as a slight against gay people.
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My apologies to all gay peoples. I use it as an offensive term against anyone (gay/straight/inbetween). Its not meant to be taken as a slight against gay people.
i use ****** the same way

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Unread 13 Jul 2005, 12:07   #254
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005310412,00.html <--- drag down to the pictures that says ' Shattered ... two survivors in London yesterday'

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005310439,00.html <----first picture on the page

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2...ml?sectionID=2 <----- all the pictures

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Re: London Bombing jokes.

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i'm always surprised when the large black men hit me.
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Unread 13 Jul 2005, 12:10   #256
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

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Re: London Bombing jokes.

This thread is still #1 and #2 in google's "london bombing jokes" \o/
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Unread 13 Jul 2005, 15:12   #258
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

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U Can Go And F.u.c.k Ur Dad U F.u.c.k.ing C.u.n.t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hmm.... could someone else neg rep him and leave the comment "you are a twat - Rad Ed"

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Unread 13 Jul 2005, 15:14   #259
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hmm.... could someone else neg rep him and leave the comment "you are a twat - Rad Ed"

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Unread 13 Jul 2005, 15:15   #260
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

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Unread 13 Jul 2005, 16:18   #261
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

Someone deleted him, I deleted his messages.

GO TEAM GD MOD!!
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Unread 13 Jul 2005, 16:37   #262
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

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Someone deleted him, I deleted his messages.

GO TEAM GD MOD!!
should we get rid of the quotes, or are those ok for posterity?
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Unread 13 Jul 2005, 16:48   #263
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

Posterity for posterior level posting.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I AM TEH FUNNEH!
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Unread 15 Jul 2005, 04:20   #264
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

I went down to London Town
And I had some fun in the underground
The ladies turned their heads around
Saying "Donald where's your bomb"
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

Good god just close this thread already.
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Unread 15 Jul 2005, 14:06   #267
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

The Jamaican named as the fourth bomber was apparently lured into the gang with some 'sh*t that would blow his head off'
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I just find it amusing that as an (ex) pa player I randomly surfed into this thread from google. Sweet.
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

can this thread please be put in Clownshoe Corner?
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

Still #1 Google search.

"General Discussions: Legends of Google".
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I can't believe nobody's done a "the tube costs a bomb" joke in this entire thread.
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If muslims don't drink, how come one took five shots before breakfast?

oh oh...
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

Following the attacks in recent weeks Beauticians across London are enraged and have vowed to go to the office of fair trading.

Apparantly the police are doing Brazillians for nothing.

*barum tish*



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Re: London Bombing jokes.

Two Muslims are walking down the street with bacpacks on, one turns to the other and says, "Does my bomb look big in this?"
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Bang bang my skin is brown, bang bang they shot me down, bang bang I hit the ground, bang bang.......my rucksack let me down
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Humour is the best antidote and medicine, we are not scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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a site for jokes with no jokes, is that Freudian or just politically correct bleading heart liberal?
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

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Re: London Bombing jokes.

"Whats the difference between londoners and smarties?
Smarties don't melt in the tube."

heard this one the other day but it went a little something like this.....

"Whats the difference between londoners and smarties?
Smarties don't blow up in the tube."

I'm all for these jokes bring it on!
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

You heard about the Muslim sex doll?

Take it anywhere - it blows itself up!

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Re: London Bombing jokes.

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Following the attacks in recent weeks Beauticians across London are enraged and have vowed to go to the office of fair trading.

Apparantly the police are doing Brazillians for nothing.

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(was told that one last night)

sure it was "police are doing Brazillians" and not "police are waxing Brazillians" which would make an awful lot more sense.
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sure it was "police are doing Brazillians" and not "police are waxing Brazillians" which would make an awful lot more sense.
A "Brazilian" is a type of waxing.

See http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=brazilian
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A "Brazilian" is a type of waxing.

See http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=brazilian
aah ok, I had only heard of it as Brazilian waxing. still I suppose both could work then. the latter might make sense to some of us less waxed types.
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Re: London Bombing jokes.

What's the difference between a suicide bomber and Basil Brush?

A suicide bomber only goes boom once.


Shit joke, but there you go, all the others I know have been posted.
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What's the difference between a suicide bomber and Basil Brush?
Suicide bombers don't wear fedoras.
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http://www.theonion.com/?pre=1&issue=
Bush To London Bombers: 'Bring It On'
WASHINGTON, DC—President Bush officially responded to the latest round of London transit bombings Monday, challenging terrorists to "do their worst." Said Bush, in a televised statement from the Oval Office: "The proud and resilient people of London can take anything the forces of evil and cowardice can throw at them. They will never live in fear of you. Bring it on." Prime Minister Tony Blair thanked Bush for his comments, inviting him to visit London and ride the Underground in a show of solidarity.
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