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16 Mar 2005, 10:37
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I heard a buzzing
and looked over to my window to see a big ****er of a wasp in my room.
My doors shut, my windows shut (and has been for at least 24 hours) so how the **** did this little bastard get in?
Also, what shall i do with it? It should PAY for invading my living space
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16 Mar 2005, 10:38
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Bored
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Re: I heard a buzzing
now it's disappeared. Where the **** has it gone???
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16 Mar 2005, 11:02
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The Twilight of the Gods
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Re: I heard a buzzing
BEES!
Or wasp as the case may be.
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16 Mar 2005, 11:17
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Lost the Fury... :(
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Re: I heard a buzzing
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Originally Posted by Ste
and looked over to my window to see a big ****er of a wasp in my room.
My doors shut, my windows shut (and has been for at least 24 hours) so how the **** did this little bastard get in?
Also, what shall i do with it? It should PAY for invading my living space
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6 months ago, the mommy wasp, freshly off a dizzy little spin with papa wasp, came upon you napping out side on a warm summer afternoon. She proceeded to drill a small hole behind your left ear, and lay her eggs in your brain. Last night they started to hatch.
Hope that helped.
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16 Mar 2005, 11:28
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Registered User
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Re: I heard a buzzing
if you are Henry Winkler, I suspect that the bee was sent by satan.
This would be my first line of investigation:
(1) find out if you are Henry Winkler
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16 Mar 2005, 12:40
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mmm.. pills
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Re: I heard a buzzing
Can't be any more unusual than me finding a bat in my room that was otherwise entirely sealed. Best I can figure it entered through the aircon somehow.
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16 Mar 2005, 12:42
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Gone
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Re: I heard a buzzing
A wasp? At this time of year?
If a wasp turned up in my room now, I'd tell it to go **** itself.
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16 Mar 2005, 14:53
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Jungle King
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Re: I heard a buzzing
wasps dont make choices, therefore theres no sense behind punishing it
humans are the only animals that choose to do wrong, therefore the only ones that deserve death.
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16 Mar 2005, 14:57
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Gone
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Re: I heard a buzzing
Quote:
Originally Posted by Another Slayer
wasps dont make choices, therefore theres no sense behind punishing it
humans are the only animals that choose to do wrong, therefore the only ones that deserve death.
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Don't listen to this faggot.
Drown it in cum and ask questions later.
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16 Mar 2005, 14:58
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Bored
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Re: I heard a buzzing
Quote:
Originally Posted by Another Slayer
wasps dont make choices, therefore theres no sense behind punishing it
humans are the only animals that choose to do wrong, therefore the only ones that deserve death.
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How about some deoderant and some hot wax for the little bugger?
Make a nice wasp candle!
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16 Mar 2005, 15:54
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Banned
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Re: I heard a buzzing
Quote:
Originally Posted by Another Slayer
wasps dont make choices, therefore theres no sense behind punishing it
humans are the only animals that choose to do wrong, therefore the only ones that deserve death.
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Case in point.
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16 Mar 2005, 18:52
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Has Soup On His Head
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Re: I heard a buzzing
You collect a book , preferably a heavy hardback , and you wait for it to fly nearby , then twat the bugger. Its exceptionally satisfying to connect with the thing , watch it fly across the room, twitch a few times and then see its life flashing before its eyes as you drop the book onto the mangled corpse.
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16 Mar 2005, 23:08
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: I heard a buzzing
So, you're saying wasps are sentient beeings*?
If they see a life flashing in front of their eyes, it would suggest that they are, but I would like to see scientific proof that this is the case before I take your comment at face value and use your advice, vis a vis, how to kill the wasp, as it might affect whether or not I kill it and could be construed as cruelty, in which case, I'd have to report you to the RSPCA and see you rot in hell, animal-torturer, you.
Thankyou.
* lol, I typed beeings instead of beings, ohohohohoho, my goodness gracious DM, aren't you just the funniest today, ohohohoho.
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16 Mar 2005, 23:11
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: I heard a buzzing
With wasps, its them or you.
Make sure it's them that dies
~Vaio~
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16 Mar 2005, 23:19
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Lord Denning
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Re: I heard a buzzing
Wasps deserve to die precisely because they have feelings. They know how much it hurts when they sting us, and so they do it as often as possible. The evil little minions of Satan should all be killed as slowly and as horribly as possibly, possibly by being slowly dipped into a pit of boiling acid or by having their wings pulled off whilst being anally raped by sex-crazed earwigs.
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17 Mar 2005, 08:32
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Drink is Good
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Re: I heard a buzzing
burning there wings is fun then watch them squirm on the floor
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17 Mar 2005, 09:56
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Rawr rawr
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Re: I heard a buzzing
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alki
burning there wings is fun then watch them squirm on the floor
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What do you call a fly when you pull its wings off?
A "walk"...
LOL
I'll get back to work now.
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17 Mar 2005, 10:28
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1up on you
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Re: I heard a buzzing
Quote:
Originally Posted by Structural Integrity
What do you call a fly when you pull its wings off?
A "walk"...
I'll get back to work now.
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you must be bored
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[ 1u p]
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17 Mar 2005, 10:30
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Rawr rawr
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Re: I heard a buzzing
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Originally Posted by pig
you must be bored
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Does it show?
I can take the joke a bit further and turn the "walk" into a "crawl", but I'll save you the pain.
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17 Mar 2005, 10:38
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1up on you
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Re: I heard a buzzing
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Originally Posted by Structural Integrity
Does it show?
I can take the joke a bit further and turn the "walk" into a "crawl", but I'll save you the pain.
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ta
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17 Mar 2005, 17:00
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Registered User
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Re: I heard a buzzing
its crap, but i laughed hard... then cried as to why i laughed
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20 Mar 2005, 02:16
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:alpha:
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Re: I heard a buzzing
I don't like killing things.
If it came in my room I'd let it out of the window.
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20 Mar 2005, 02:33
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I am.
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Re: I heard a buzzing
i shag men so that they will deal with wasps and spiders
never kept a guy weaker than i
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hi
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20 Mar 2005, 05:04
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mmm.. pills
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Re: I heard a buzzing
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
i shag men so that they will deal with wasps and spiders
never kept a guy weaker than i
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So, you're the 'bitch' then....
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20 Mar 2005, 05:31
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I am.
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Re: I heard a buzzing
baby you're the bottom i'm the top
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hi
Last edited by Yahwe; 20 Mar 2005 at 05:56.
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20 Mar 2005, 13:13
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:alpha:
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Re: I heard a buzzing
As long as you give reacharound then it's all good
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20 Mar 2005, 14:05
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home wrecker
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Re: I heard a buzzing
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Originally Posted by Yahwe
i shag men so that they will deal with wasps and spiders
never kept a guy weaker than i
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oh you're a deplorable male.
A man who thinks behaving like a girl is so ok, that he emulates her!
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