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24 May 2005, 21:12
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:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
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Wanted: Advances from a female
Age/Colour/Gender/Hair Colour/Eye Colour/Height/Weight not important.
I just want advances!
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24 May 2005, 21:13
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Lord Denning
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: City of London
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Re: Wanted: Advances from a female
Posting on the internet isn't going to help.
Why does everyone always forget Rule Number 1?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
He was crowned in York Cathedral as 'Expert in the West' by Pope Urban III in 1186.
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24 May 2005, 22:01
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Miles Teg
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Dom City
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Re: Wanted: Advances from a female
asl?
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24 May 2005, 22:11
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BlueTuba
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Re: Wanted: Advances from a female
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24 May 2005, 22:14
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
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Re: Wanted: Advances from a female
i want to win the lottery
but we don't all get what we want do we?
<3 TK
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24 May 2005, 22:16
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 14,656
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Re: Wanted: Advances from a female
I'm so lonely
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24 May 2005, 22:19
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share the <3
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Location: Location:
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Re: Wanted: Advances from a female
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
Age/Colour/Gender/Hair Colour/Eye Colour/Height/Weight not important.
I just want advances!
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you wait till a 30 something slag takes a liking to you, you just wait
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Sophie is hotter than you
though ive gone off her now; the way Susanna Reid squirms around on sml is, however, awesome
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24 May 2005, 22:29
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King of The Fat Boys
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: UK
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Re: Wanted: Advances from a female
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I'm so lonely
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I think you mean ronery
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24 May 2005, 23:28
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Bored
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Nottm ->Shef ->Croydon ->Manc ->Durham ->Sheffield
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Re: Wanted: Advances from a female
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
Age/Colour/Gender/Hair Colour/Eye Colour/Height/Weight not important.
I just want advances!
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So, where you sleeping tonight?
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25 May 2005, 01:49
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Registered Awesome Person
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Re: Wanted: Advances from a female
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
So, where you sleeping tonight?
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poor tomkat
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25 May 2005, 02:04
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bishop Auckland Co. Durham
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Re: Wanted: Advances from a female
seriously, how is it so hard for you lot to pull fs? if a munter like me can marry a stunner like my wife, most people in england who aren't complete troglodytes shouldn't have much trouble
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25 May 2005, 05:07
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Happy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Canada eh
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Re: Wanted: Advances from a female
now that rr's married he's better than us
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25 May 2005, 07:14
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:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
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Re: Wanted: Advances from a female
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
seriously, how is it so hard for you lot to pull fs? if a munter like me can marry a stunner like my wife, most people in england who aren't complete troglodytes shouldn't have much trouble
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I used the word troglodyte in that thread about Nantoz's munters.
It's an excellent word.
And this thread is tongue-in-cheek rr_0 (with a slight amount of truth). I'm not that concerned about having a woman
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25 May 2005, 10:42
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
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Re: Wanted: Advances from a female
no, i know it is it just amazes me the staggering amount of thread on the subject that end up on GD!
and the word troglodyte is truly an excellent word isnt it
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25 May 2005, 11:14
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NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: The enby cave!
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Re: Wanted: Advances from a female
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
seriously, how is it so hard for you lot to pull fs? if a munter like me can marry a stunner like my wife, most people in england who aren't complete troglodytes shouldn't have much trouble
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but isn't GD full of troglodytes ?
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[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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25 May 2005, 12:13
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Mr. Blobby
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Re: Wanted: Advances from a female
Quote:
Originally Posted by roadrunner_0
seriously, how is it so hard for you lot to pull fs?
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About this hard, it seems!
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25 May 2005, 12:15
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NEWSBOT
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Re: Wanted: Advances from a female
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leshy
About this hard, it seems!
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heh.
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[20:27:47] <nodrog-aawy> **** i think my housemate just caught me masturbating
[11:25:32] <idimmu> you are a little piggy arent you
[13:17:00] <KaneED> i'm so closet i'm like narnia
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25 May 2005, 12:19
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Insomniac
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Re: Wanted: Advances from a female
this thread smells of desperation
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25 May 2005, 14:12
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somwhere I belong
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Re: Wanted: Advances from a female
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
I'm so lonely
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That's a line from some stupid song by a stupid guy called Aikon.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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25 May 2005, 16:21
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Vermin Supreme
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Pittsburgh
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Re: Wanted: Advances from a female
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomkat
Age/Colour/Gender/Hair Colour/Eye Colour/Height/Weight not important.
I just want advances!
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i thought you had yourself a well-titted woman (?)
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25 May 2005, 17:17
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:alpha:
Join Date: May 2002
Location: London, UK
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Re: Wanted: Advances from a female
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Originally Posted by acropolis
i thought you had yourself a well-titted woman (?)
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I slept with a girl a week and a half ago who was well-titted. Nothing has come of it though, as I don't fancy her. It was just a stupid drunken thing. I don't like one night stands
I've got a girl who I had a "thing" with a while ago (but we've both been busy lately so haven't seen each other for a month) coming round to watch a DVD with me tomorrow night though. Don't really care if anything comes of it or not, I just like the company of wimmins
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