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24 Aug 2005, 15:12
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Heh, Leeds !
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How do I.....
Ask my lady if we did it on Monday when I got horribly drunk ?
I think we did it, just not sure, I may have dreamt it.
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24 Aug 2005, 15:13
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Guy next door
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Re: How do I.....
'Did we have sex last monday?'
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24 Aug 2005, 15:15
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: How do I.....
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Originally Posted by SilverSmoke
'Did we have sex last monday?'
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Ah, well now you prove you have never had sex with a woman.
Me : 'Did we have sex last monday'
Woman : 'Oh, so I am not good enough in bed for you to remember ?'
see ?
What do you say when a woman asks you if her bum looks big in these pants ?
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24 Aug 2005, 15:18
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Re: How do I.....
Did you have a good night on Monday?
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24 Aug 2005, 15:22
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Re: How do I.....
"This week has gone so fast.."
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24 Aug 2005, 15:23
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Bored
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Re: How do I.....
do we want to know why it matters?
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24 Aug 2005, 15:28
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1up on you
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Re: How do I.....
wait a month, if she misses her period
BINGO
you had sex
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24 Aug 2005, 15:29
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Gone
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Re: How do I.....
Get a court order forcing her to undergo a physical examination by a professional gynaecologist.
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24 Aug 2005, 15:34
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Re: How do I.....
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Originally Posted by pig
wait a month, if she misses her period
BINGO
you had sex
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Or sex with someone else.
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24 Aug 2005, 15:37
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Re: How do I.....
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Originally Posted by pyirt
Or sex with someone else.
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Due to it's perculiar shape, Vaio's penis leaves a particular 'identation' for a period of up to a week, thus a gynaelogical examination is the best method of detection.
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24 Aug 2005, 15:41
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: How do I.....
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Originally Posted by Marilyn Manson
Due to it's perculiar shape, Vaio's penis leaves a particular 'identation' for a period of up to a week, thus a gynaelogical examination is the best method of detection.
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I think I prefer Kura as a mod now.......
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24 Aug 2005, 15:44
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Gone
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Re: How do I.....
Seriously. Is this thread a kind of married life version of the usual 'How do I talk to girls?' threads we sometimes get?
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24 Aug 2005, 16:04
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1up on you
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Re: How do I.....
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Seriously. Is this thread a kind of married life version of the usual 'How do I talk to girls?' threads we sometimes get?
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must be :/
god i hope im not there for another 5 years
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24 Aug 2005, 16:05
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Re: How do I.....
why does this matter vaio ?
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24 Aug 2005, 16:08
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: How do I.....
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why does this matter vaio ?
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Cause I hate not knowing what I do when I am drunk.
It doesn't happen that often though....
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24 Aug 2005, 16:44
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Re: How do I.....
Is this some sort of brag that you not only got drunk, but you had sex and you have a girly?
If so, then it's effective.
If not, then I think you're lying.
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24 Aug 2005, 16:46
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: How do I.....
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Is this some sort of brag that you not only got drunk, but you had sex and you have a girly?
If so, then it's effective.
If not, then I think you're lying.
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heh, it's only a brag that I got drunk.
I've mentioned my lady before
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24 Aug 2005, 16:56
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WANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAW
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Damn you rubbing that in!
*shakes fist*
What were you drinking? Was it good?
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24 Aug 2005, 17:05
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: How do I.....
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Damn you rubbing that in!
*shakes fist*
What were you drinking? Was it good?
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lots of Kronenburg and then 2 bottles of some white wine.
It was the wine that did it. Must have been a bad pint
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24 Aug 2005, 17:13
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Re: How do I.....
Nobody dreams about having sex with their lady, thats what Britney Spears is for. Anyway, just assume you did and be happy about it
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24 Aug 2005, 17:15
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Heh, Leeds !
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Re: How do I.....
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Nobody dreams about having sex with their lady, thats what Britney Spears is for. Anyway, just assume you did and be happy about it
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That works for me, ta
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24 Aug 2005, 17:26
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Re: How do I.....
you could always just leave this thread open on-screen and wait for her to read it?
(btw isn't this her?)
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24 Aug 2005, 17:43
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Re: How do I.....
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you could always just leave this thread open on-screen and wait for her to read it?
(btw isn't this her?)
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Yup, that's my lady
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24 Aug 2005, 19:54
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she didn't stop posting because of that little disagreement over my massive cock, did she?
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24 Aug 2005, 21:26
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Guy next door
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Re: How do I.....
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What do you say when a woman asks you if her bum looks big in these pants ?
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I choose my women astetically pleasing, especially the area you are pointing at.
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24 Aug 2005, 22:43
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Back from timeout.
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Hey baby... [insert hurt and puppy look here] i'm worried.
About what? she says.
My preformance. Says you.
I'm just afraid i'm not up to par with you, so what did you think about the last time?
Oh (Monday \ Saturday)?
Bingo.
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24 Aug 2005, 22:48
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Re: How do I.....
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Originally Posted by QazokRouge5
Hey baby... [insert hurt and puppy look here] i'm worried.
About what? she says.
My preformance. Says you.
I'm just afraid i'm not up to par with you, so what did you think about the last time?
Well, you were drunk, you tried but you couldn't get it up. So basically - you were shit.
Bongo.
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25 Aug 2005, 00:20
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Re: How do I.....
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Originally Posted by Vaio
Ask my lady if we did it on Monday when I got horribly drunk ?
I think we did it, just not sure, I may have dreamt it.
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"How was it?"
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Quote:
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
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25 Aug 2005, 02:05
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"Hey babe, was I drunk or did we do the dirty on Monday?'
"You were drunk and we did the dirty and you snored"
"Thought so, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Cue week-long silence that will destroy your inner soul and make you plead for mercy.
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25 Aug 2005, 05:16
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Re: How do I.....
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What do you say when a woman asks you if her bum looks big in these pants ?
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"That is a trick question with no correct answer, I chose not to play." This has worked for the last 21 years.
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25 Aug 2005, 05:21
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How about just telling her that you are a little bit fuzzy about Monday night. That you wonder if she could tell you what she remembers about the evening after you started getting tipsy. If she mentions sex you respond "Well I certainly didn't forget that part. Ha Ha." If she mentions additional people being involved or doesn't mention you being involved reevaluate your drinking habits.
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25 Aug 2005, 08:30
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I've decided it's best not to dwell on the matter but thanks for all the helpful advice and neg rep
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27 Aug 2005, 03:04
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Re: How do I.....
Maybe wait till next monday and ask "wanna repeat last week's evening?"
See what happens, but remember it this time ;-)
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27 Aug 2005, 06:33
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Re: How do I.....
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Maybe wait till next monday and ask "wanna repeat last week's evening?"
See what happens, but remember it this time ;-)
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and i'll remember to put the video in the camera as well
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