Cool People
Don't cool people just irritate the hell out of you? It's just so annoying that they know they are cool, and that they know that you know they are cool. Its like their whole purpose in life is to make sure people know they are cool.
And have you noticed that cool people never go anywhere alone, because you only ever see them with groups of other cool people, and they are always bright and smilling, even when they are sad. You also find that they only ever go to cool places, because have you ever seen a cool person in Tesco's for example?
And they are just so easy to spot, because apart from the fact that they look cool, they also wear cool clothes. Now if an ordinary person wears cool clothes, then the cool clothes dont look cool anymore, and there is absolutely no scientific explanation for this phenomena.
You often see cool people in trendy wine bars and no matter wear they stand, they always seem to be in the centre of the room, allowing people to see that they are cool.
You know, this is all really so strange and I will tell you the strangest thing of all - I'm cool.
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