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Unread 21 May 2003, 21:47   #1
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Why I love Canada.
I make my home in Ottawa, a city of about 800,000 people. Last week a real tragedy occurred here, an eldrly man with a history of relatively minor mental problems beat his elderly wife to death in her bed with an axe.

This is of course awful and tragic, so why does this event make my extra-pleased to live in Canada?

Beacuse this awful event, happening on the second week of May, was Ottawa's first murder of the year. I dare you to find a city in the world of comperable size which can say that.
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Unread 21 May 2003, 21:57   #2
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Unread 21 May 2003, 22:01   #3
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1st Known Murder

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Pretty twisted that you can in such cases still find the glass half full.

C)

My City has 100,000 and it has a murder about every 2-5 years. The last one being between 2 drug dealers so if you want me to find the glass half full, less scum I say. I even asked the officer once in of all his years on the force how many times has he has pulled his 'revolver' (no automatic pistols for our boys) and he responded once.

D)

Canada is a bunch of die old farts with a negative population growth. Tronto I hear isn't nice to be on at night though I hear.
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Unread 21 May 2003, 22:02   #4
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milton keynes is populated 90% by drug dealers, homeless people and townies. we have an average of 2 murders (EDIT: or suspicious deaths) a week in 250,000 people.
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Unread 22 May 2003, 01:35   #9
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i like canada cause it has trees.
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Unread 22 May 2003, 01:55   #10
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Why are you a guest, and how come your nick is white and not hypertext'ed on the forum index.

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Oh, Canada, everyone i have ever met from Canada have been very nice people.
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