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Unread 14 May 2003, 22:13   #1
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What are the best one's you can think of?

We came up with the following last night:

Superglue a persons hand to their penis whilst they are sleeping. Wake them up with a shock, maybe a fire alarm or something. Watch the hilarity ensue.
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Unread 14 May 2003, 22:17   #2
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Go into a chip shop and order a bag of chips. When the guy leans forward tp scoop up the chips, whack him over the head with a baseball bat.
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Unread 14 May 2003, 22:17   #3
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Move someone's car into a pond while they're away. And the always great large dildo* in his room when the girlfriend is coming over.














*No I wasn't the one who bought it originally you fag.
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At somebodys bachelor party, get the person and a close mate of them waay to drunk. Then, put them in a bed together, (when they are sleeping/unconsious) and pull their pants half-way off.
Take cream or something simmilar, and apply it using a toothbrush whit sand on it in the ass one one of the boys there, while (if you can manage) smear the other guys penis in whit something that looks brown.

Let them wake up the next morning.
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Unread 15 May 2003, 00:43   #7
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go to a party, wait until 2 people pass out. Make sure they're male.

Take said people to one's room. strip them both naked. Use a toothbrush on both of their asses.

put a blanket on them and position them in a 'warm embrace'.

turn off light, leave room.

Wait outside room until morning.
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go to a party, wait until 2 people pass out. Make sure they're male.

Take said people to one's room. strip them both naked. Use a toothbrush on both of their asses.

put a blanket on them and position them in a 'warm embrace'.

turn off light, leave room.

Wait outside room until morning.
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At somebodys bachelor party, get the person and a close mate of them waay to drunk. Then, put them in a bed together, (when they are sleeping/unconsious) and pull their pants half-way off.
Take cream or something simmilar, and apply it using a toothbrush whit sand on it in the ass one one of the boys there, while (if you can manage) smear the other guys penis in whit something that looks brown.

Let them wake up the next morning.
I'm guessing you've both woken up next to each other after a party, pants half way down, with a sore arse and a brown penis...
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Oh my god we seem to have couple of professionals here.
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Unread 15 May 2003, 08:36   #10
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oh the classic, tie someones shoelaces to a bar stool, then let off the fire alarm, COMEDY GOLD!
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Sending SMS's from your mates mobile confessing his ghayness, and his love for all things ghay, to random people in his phone book while he sleeps off a hangover.

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