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4 May 2003, 18:33
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Banned
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Location: Balneário Camboriu- Santa Catarina- Brasil
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so i had funtime with a chick again
fecking greet
i made out with her in the car for liek 3 hrs
preteh leet
its the girl who i went out in a sort of blind date, after 2 weeks of desperation i found out that she had moved and when i grabbed her new number it was joy and bliss
as we started making out she said
you are a virgin, innit?
I asked how she knew that
she said it was due to the way i touched and kissed her, too gentle, as if i where afraid of breaking her or something
then she started teaching me how to be more agressive
like, put your tongue out, now bite me, do this, do that
how leet!
the thing is that she started some wierd conversation about marriage and kids
16year olds are so dreamy...
yes shes 16, but she had sex with lots of other guys and has lots of experience in relationships so dont think i am taking advantage of her or something, im 19!
i dont plan to have a serious relationship with her..shes too much of an airhead to me... she does not care about studying, working or anything, and shes pretty dumb...
at least shes hot and cute
I hope she doesnt get too upset when she learns this, and we keep having a meaningless, sex driven relationship
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4 May 2003, 18:35
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The Twilight of the Gods
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You were much more interesting as a frustrated loser.
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4 May 2003, 18:36
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Banned
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Location: Balneário Camboriu- Santa Catarina- Brasil
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Quote:
Originally posted by MrL_JaKiri
You were much more interesting as a frustrated loser.
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well i dun care anymore
everything else is fading in importance to me, but making out with that chick
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4 May 2003, 18:37
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Angry Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street
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muslim isnt supposed to get any poor show, sword
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Believe in me, cause i don't believe in anything
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4 May 2003, 18:38
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Muslim
everything else is fading in importance to me, but making out with that chick
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Someone's getting a little obsessive!
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4 May 2003, 18:39
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Banned
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Further to the right
Posts: 19,441
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Get Muslim Laid.
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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4 May 2003, 18:40
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Forever Delayed
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: www.netgamers.org
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*** !!!ALERT!!! *** !!!ALERT!!! *** !!!ALERT!!! *** !!!ALERT!!! *** !!!ALERT!!! *** !!!ALERT!!! ***
ALERT: People are actually taking the muslim gimmick seriously!
*** !!!ALERT!!! *** !!!ALERT!!! *** !!!ALERT!!! *** !!!ALERT!!! *** !!!ALERT!!! *** !!!ALERT!!! ***
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Firefly Oper and General l4m3r - "I Do Stuff"
O2 Rip-off campaign
<vampy> plus i hate people ... i despise humanity as a whole
pablissimo "I'm still geting over the fact you just posted a pic of your own vomit"
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4 May 2003, 18:41
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Banned
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Location: Balneário Camboriu- Santa Catarina- Brasil
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ok
i think you should forget about the muslim "persona"
i am a real person and all the ****e that has happen to me in these 2 yrs since i joined the board are about to end
I am about to become a respectable member of the society, a society that have sex, cars and go to the uni
im a regular people who had some problems, but is getting over it and carrying on with life
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4 May 2003, 18:43
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It was a Stupid Dream
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Winchester, UK
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he is a gimmick ??? :monocle:
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4 May 2003, 18:44
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Banned
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Location: Further to the right
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Quote:
Originally posted by Muslim
ok
i think you should forget about the muslim "persona"
i am a real person and all the ****e that has happen to me in these 2 yrs since i joined the board are about to end
I am about to become a respectable member of the society, a society that have sex, cars and go to the uni
im a regular people who had some problems, but is getting over it and carrying on with life
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Good one nod
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4 May 2003, 18:52
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Dirte
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THIS is THE FUNNY.
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4 May 2003, 18:58
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The Twilight of the Gods
Join Date: Jan 2001
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Muslim will never again reach the heights of iconoclasticism.
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4 May 2003, 19:01
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Registered User
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voted 5
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4 May 2003, 19:07
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Banned
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Location: Further to the right
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Without muslim the funny on this forum wouldn't be half as ace.
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Some might ask what good is life without purpose but I'm anticipating a good lunch.
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4 May 2003, 19:28
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Bitch
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: North Yorkshire
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Why is Muslim suddenly talking like Greek Waiter?
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ACHTUNG!!!
Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy
schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit
spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das
rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch
das blinkenlights!!!
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4 May 2003, 20:37
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Child Eating Zombie Clown
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 1,450
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*cough*
JAILBAIT
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Mirai - An Astral Being From Outer Space
Die You Bitch Minister of Insanity - "Timete Nostrum Piscem Furoris"
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever, we begin bombing in 5 minutes - President Ronald Reagan, in a radio check where he did not realize the microphone was on and the station broadcasting
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4 May 2003, 20:38
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Twang Twang
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Where I live
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quality
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"I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard"
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4 May 2003, 22:25
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Motherfracker
Join Date: May 2001
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OK. A 16 year old slag teaching a 30 year old virginal retard how to have sex.
There is something wrong here.
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4 May 2003, 23:00
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Clerk
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mirai
JAILBAIT
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The age of consent in Brazil is 14 I think.
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4 May 2003, 23:05
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dante Hicks
The age of consent in Brazil is 14 I think.
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It's a slippery slope. Except it gets successively less slippery.
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4 May 2003, 23:53
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cynic
Join Date: May 2000
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mong
*** !!!ALERT!!! *** !!!ALERT!!! *** !!!ALERT!!! *** !!!ALERT!!! *** !!!ALERT!!! *** !!!ALERT!!! ***
ALERT: People are actually taking the muslim gimmick seriously!
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has no-one taken this seriously yet???????????/
Kura said AGES ago that muslim wad a gimmick, and that they knew who he was really fs
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5 May 2003, 00:31
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Checkout Boy
Join Date: Jun 2002
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i ve been lied to about who he was
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David Dickinson says:
you're desperate in virtually every aspect of your life
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5 May 2003, 00:33
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sucking young blood
Join Date: May 2001
Location: land of rape and honey
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omg... \:
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5 May 2003, 01:44
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Heh, Leeds !
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: In The Redfern
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Re: so i had funtime with a chick again
Quote:
Originally posted by Muslim
fecking greet
i made out with her in the car for liek 3 hrs
preteh leet
its the girl who i went out in a sort of blind date, after 2 weeks of desperation i found out that she had moved and when i grabbed her new number it was joy and bliss
as we started making out she said
you are a virgin, innit?
I asked how she knew that
she said it was due to the way i touched and kissed her, too gentle, as if i where afraid of breaking her or something
then she started teaching me how to be more agressive
like, put your tongue out, now bite me, do this, do that
how leet!
the thing is that she started some wierd conversation about marriage and kids
16year olds are so dreamy...
yes shes 16, but she had sex with lots of other guys and has lots of experience in relationships so dont think i am taking advantage of her or something, im 19!
i dont plan to have a serious relationship with her..shes too much of an airhead to me... she does not care about studying, working or anything, and shes pretty dumb...
at least shes hot and cute
I hope she doesnt get too upset when she learns this, and we keep having a meaningless, sex driven relationship
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You were actually under the influence of drugs and were making out with a tree
Vaio
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5 May 2003, 04:02
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What? And someone said I was "like Muslim" after one of my threads... If posting stories about my life is "like Muslim", then I suppose I am, but I spell things right and use correct grammar. My threads were never ANYTHING like this one.
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5 May 2003, 05:12
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Snake of the Sand
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Florida, USA
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sadly, unless the owner of the account is really slick, it's a legit one.
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I poke badgers with spoons.
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5 May 2003, 07:23
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'Useless'
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wellington, NZ.
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meh, half the mods are REALLY just my gimmick accounts.
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5 May 2003, 08:15
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Registered User
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Location: South Pacific
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This is kind of like when Superman got Married to Louis Lane in the superman series... they pulled in big audiences up to that date, but afterwards, everyone just lost interest. Muslim, you can't be successful, you can't get laid, viewing figures will go down and we won't be able to talk about you anymore. what we need is the
Stop Muslim From Getting Laid Campaign
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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5 May 2003, 10:04
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Guest
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gayle29uk
Why is Muslim suddenly talking like Greek Waiter?
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Maybe this guy (him) is Greek?? i no no? Maybe? An Greek Waiter, he was no a Greek, i see that, i glad he band off forum.
But i glad this guy (him) has girl, becaue just last night, i come home work and i go in flat, and yes!! there Katrina, she was with Stavross!! the mayor!! kissing!?? So i much upset and i sleeped on the beach and all village no what hapen, that Katrina did kiss with Stavross. Katrina brother (this what he say) - Katrina sorry what happen, she love with you, no with mayor, she want to speek with you of this, there is misunderstand of what happen. But i with much shame in village, and i no want to speek with her, so now i have no girl with who i love, and maybe i think off move, to some where nice, like Cardiff, or Egypt??
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5 May 2003, 10:21
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Registered User
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Location: South Pacific
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heh
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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5 May 2003, 10:44
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Cultured
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ESS The Darker The Night The Brighter The Star
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gayle29uk
Why is Muslim suddenly talking like Greek Waiter?
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Somethings
Wrong
Or
Rather
Dull
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5 May 2003, 12:53
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Twisted
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Down with the sickness
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Re: so i had funtime with a chick again
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Originally posted by Muslim
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She sounds like a complete slapper
Some girls like 'gentle'
And what's this 'put your tongue out' business?
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In my sleep I grind my teeth.
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5 May 2003, 13:15
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Rawr rawr
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Upside down
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*sigh*, men...
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5 May 2003, 13:31
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: South Pacific
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Re: Re: so i had funtime with a chick again
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Originally posted by Sarina_Joy
She sounds like a complete slapper
Some girls like 'gentle'
And what's this 'put your tongue out' business?
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she's only a little kid. It is well known that all "16 year old girls" are 14 at the most.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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5 May 2003, 13:50
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Banned
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Damnit, you don't just go and change a gimmick that works
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5 May 2003, 14:49
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Ball
Join Date: Oct 2001
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This "Muslim is a gimmick" gimmick is the crappest yet.
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5 May 2003, 17:17
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Synaptidian
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Re: Re: so i had funtime with a chick again
Quote:
Originally posted by Vaio
You were actually under the influence of drugs and were making out with a tree
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u made coke come out of my nose
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#eXcessum forever \o/
<vampy> Cheek is 1337
<Zeus> Cheek is 1337 <-- maybe?
<idimmu> Cheek is 1337
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5 May 2003, 17:42
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Banned
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Location: Balneário Camboriu- Santa Catarina- Brasil
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well if someone remebers me from the bad old days when i moaned all the time about how my life would be less miserable if I had a chick, one´s would know that i pulled the " i dont understand why people who have gfs come here in this fecked up place when you could just be mating with your chick"
well I dont think i will ever visit this forum again on weekends, it will be leet leet... and prolly on weekdays ill be too busy thinking what to do on the weekends...
i bet this is going to change my net habits.... i am thinking of changing my ICQ nick from Muslim-Lewser to Muslim-Winnah!, what i will do once the mating procedures are sucessfully underran
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5 May 2003, 18:29
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Snake of the Sand
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Florida, USA
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Quote:
Originally posted by Muslim
i am thinking of changing my ICQ nick from Muslim-Lewser to Muslim-Winnah!
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not appropriate in the least as you still don't have a clue.
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5 May 2003, 19:22
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Motherfracker
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Quote:
Originally posted by Greek WaiterII
Maybe this guy (him) is Greek?? i no no? Maybe? An Greek Waiter, he was no a Greek, i see that, i glad he band off forum.
But i glad this guy (him) has girl, becaue just last night, i come home work and i go in flat, and yes!! there Katrina, she was with Stavross!! the mayor!! kissing!?? So i much upset and i sleeped on the beach and all village no what hapen, that Katrina did kiss with Stavross. Katrina brother (this what he say) - Katrina sorry what happen, she love with you, no with mayor, she want to speek with you of this, there is misunderstand of what happen. But i with much shame in village, and i no want to speek with her, so now i have no girl with who i love, and maybe i think off move, to some where nice, like Cardiff, or Egypt??
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5 May 2003, 22:24
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Radish
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Ellan Vannin
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this is stickied?
I see that JBOY is sorely missed
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5 May 2003, 22:44
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Somwhere I belong
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How on earth did this get stickied? Man.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blink 182
Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
let me kiss you one last time.
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5 May 2003, 23:03
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Banned
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If anyone can point out a funnier thread on GD right now to me it'll get unstickied. Not until then though kids!
PS lo radish man.
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6 May 2003, 00:48
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Shai Halud
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sunny Leeds \o/
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Re: so i had funtime with a chick again
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Originally posted by Muslim
a sort of blind date
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Oh I seeeee.
Oops, how tactless of me.
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6 May 2003, 07:36
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Registered User
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Location: South Pacific
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I wonder what the "Muslim-dumped-by-the-slut" gimmick will be like.
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I think it's time we blow this scene, get everybody and the stuff together..........
ok 3..... 2..... 1.. let's jam
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6 May 2003, 13:09
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Foolish newbie
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Blocking the light at the end of your tunnel.
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well I dont think i will ever visit this forum again on weekends, it will be leet leet... and prolly on weekdays ill be too busy thinking what to do on the weekends...
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Meaning you'll be changing your time on the internet from browsing forums, to browsing p0rn, as you clearly don't have a clue how the guy-chick interaction works?
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Q10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate :
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
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6 May 2003, 13:23
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Registered User
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Quote:
Originally posted by Muslim
mating procedures
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I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
Are the best i've ever had
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6 May 2003, 13:52
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Gone
Join Date: Jan 2001
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I export myself back to Stockton when I require a sex life, which is rather tragic, all told. I was thinking of bringing my fiance up here, but they don't allow pets in the rooms, and the wardrobes are too small.
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6 May 2003, 15:01
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Super Trooper
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Quote:
Originally posted by Radical Edward
I wonder what the "Muslim-dumped-by-the-slut" gimmick will be like.
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"Why me....I was gonna kill myself by taking to many pills...but they where asprin and by the sixth one I felt too good"
something like that?
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What's so funny?
I thought you where saying meow
do I look like a cat to you boy?
am I jump all nimbly bimly from tree to tree?am I drinking milk from a saucer?
Do you see me eating mice?
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a new low in getting high
Join Date: Jan 2003
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at it all.
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There’s trouble on every corner,
And you need a place to hide,
All the bad things follow us down,
I want you by my side.
We’re hitting a new low.
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