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5 Jan 2005, 18:15
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Dear Arsenal fans...
Do you remember this man?
ahahhahahahhahhahahhahhahah.
aahhahhahahhahahhahahhahahah.
hahahahhahahahhahhhahahha.
At least we didn't beat you like we did chelsea.
All hail the new king!
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5 Jan 2005, 18:51
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Sean Wright Phillips - and? He's Ian Wright's son and both are legends (Phillips will be a legend so..)
He's not really the new king just another talent kid on the block - look at Rooney - I hardly see much about him anymore.
Btw, did I mention you're so last year with this info?
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5 Jan 2005, 18:53
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
is was around this time yesterday when you (arsenal) drew with city.
happiness.
we're like 10th now!
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5 Jan 2005, 18:54
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Omfg you drew with us, you must be the best team in the whole of Manchester bar 1 other football team.
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5 Jan 2005, 19:10
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Androme2
Omfg you drew with us, you must be the best team in the whole of Manchester bar 1 other football team.
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that did make me lol
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5 Jan 2005, 20:01
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Motherfracker
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
He'll be with us soon enough anyway.
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5 Jan 2005, 21:16
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Who is "us"?
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It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am - Muhammad Ali
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5 Jan 2005, 21:20
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BlueTuba
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
KaneED is an Arse/Scummers fan.
Probably more of an arsenal fan nowadays though eh
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5 Jan 2005, 21:23
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Motherfracker
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
I've always been an Arsenal fan.
I presume you're Pompey scum lokken?
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5 Jan 2005, 22:14
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Androme2
Omfg you drew with us, you must be the best team in the whole of Manchester bar 1 other football team.
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I quite agree.
I was mocking your inability to beat us more than anything else.
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5 Jan 2005, 22:16
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Weeks
I was mocking your inability to beat us more than anything else.
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Despite the fact we were ere playing several inexperienced players and were missing a few key players made it a futile opinion and one I chose to ignore.
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6 Jan 2005, 00:30
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Anon.
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Androme2
Despite the fact we were ere playing several inexperienced players and were missing a few key players made it a futile opinion and one I chose to ignore.
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That's a crap excuse.
Wright-Phillips is a massive Arsenal fan though.
Clearly as soon as Arse get a bid accepted he'll be moving there. Although Wenger reckons nothing short of £25million will be enough, and unfortunately Arsenal have naff all money. And Almunia.
HAHA
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6 Jan 2005, 01:01
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
I thought the gunners were getting like 23 billion pounds for calling their new stadium after that airline company?
We'd probably sell him for 25 mil considering we've got f-all money. For 35 mil we'd probably throw in Bradley. Do you want to buy Anelka as well? Manchester City For Sale.
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6 Jan 2005, 01:31
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Jolt's best friend
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
is there any reason to believe that he'll sign a new contract when his current one runs out? why can't he just move to arsenal on a free in a few years time?
ps. i know less than nothing about football, this is probably supported by the above.
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6 Jan 2005, 01:33
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BlueTuba
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Shaun Wright Phillips for Kevin Harper and a packet of crisps
What do you say?
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6 Jan 2005, 01:38
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Hmm, Shaun Wright-Phillips. What stupid team released him so you got him for free?
Oh wait...
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6 Jan 2005, 03:44
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
Hmm, Shaun Wright-Phillips. What stupid team released him so you got him for free?
Oh wait...
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Your scout dismissed him and said he'd never play professional football!
I wonder what he was thinking when Shaun got brought on in that England game and scored with his first few touches of the ball.
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6 Jan 2005, 03:52
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Quote:
Originally Posted by mist
is there any reason to believe that he'll sign a new contract when his current one runs out? why can't he just move to arsenal on a free in a few years time?
ps. i know less than nothing about football, this is probably supported by the above.
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I can't see him signing a new contract, unless he really wants to stay at the same club as his brother, or really likes city. I doubt both, but you never know.
He'll probably get sold in time for next season, especially if arsenal want him, as we simply need the cash too badly. Hence why he'll go before his contract is up.
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6 Jan 2005, 04:12
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Anon.
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Isn't he on a 5 year contract?
Bradley is supposed to be better anyway according to The God that is Peter Schmeichel.
£36milion I think they get for kit and stadium sponsorship.
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6 Jan 2005, 04:12
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Most unimportant guy...
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Ryan Giggs was once not good enough for Manchester City. Did you know? Hah!
Yes im Man Utd fan! and Watford. PWNAGE!
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6 Jan 2005, 04:36
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Old Man O Deh *****s
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jonas
Yes im Man Utd fan! and Watford. PWNAGE!
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Your sig is too long. You will be banned for ever if you
a) Do not change your sig to the agreed upon 10 lines length as stated in the sign-up agreement.
b) Do not stop supporting Man U.
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6 Jan 2005, 04:37
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Actually i'm not sure how long SWP's (not the socialist workers party btw) contract is.
And yes I've been trying to forget the Giggs thing. At least forests scouts are shit as well!
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6 Jan 2005, 04:39
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m00
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Forest forever!
*sings* "you've never won ****all" to Man City fans...
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6 Jan 2005, 05:06
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
We did send Man United down when dennis law, an ex player or theirs, scored.
That's like winning the European Cup, FA Cup, League Cup, Premiership, Division 1, 2, 3 and conferences all at once for the average Man City fan. And most City fans don't expect much more than that single glorious achievement anyway. So there!
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6 Jan 2005, 10:30
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Freakozoid
i am shit
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I've always wondered what gimmick shit, stupid shit and dog shit would be like if it was all combined into one post.
Van Persie, Hoyte, Senderos, Alumnia aren't as experienced as the others + Campbell & Bergkamp were out
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6 Jan 2005, 12:44
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Weeks
Your scout dismissed him and said he'd never play professional football!
I wonder what he was thinking when Shaun got brought on in that England game and scored with his first few touches of the ball.
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he was in our academy and some muppet thought he was too small
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6 Jan 2005, 12:53
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
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Originally Posted by Nadval
Forest forever!
*sings* "you've never won ****all" to Man City fans...
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Wow, there are idiot fans among the forest crowd
Heh a lot of the crowd were singing that to Wolves fans. Funny.
(for the record man city have won the league twice, FA cup 4 times, League cup twice and Cup-winners cup once.)
I blame the parents
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6 Jan 2005, 13:31
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m00
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
Wow, there are idiot fans among the forest crowd
Heh a lot of the crowd were singing that to Wolves fans. Funny.
(for the record man city have won the league twice, FA cup 4 times, League cup twice and Cup-winners cup once.)
I blame the parents
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They never won the European cup though, twice...
(And I was singing that as it's just about the only thing left to sing about with forest)
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6 Jan 2005, 13:38
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ste
Wow, there are idiot fans among the forest crowd
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Quoted for truth. Though I'd say more wankers than idiots.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadval
They never won the European cup though, twice...
(And I was singing that as it's just about the only thing left to sing about with forest)
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I do believe Mr Kinnear was right when he said your problem was that you need to come out of the past.
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6 Jan 2005, 13:39
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Androme2
I've always wondered what gimmick shit, stupid shit and dog shit would be like if it was all combined into one post.
Van Persie, Hoyte, Senderos, Alumnia aren't as experienced as the others + Campbell & Bergkamp were out
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He's perfectly correct you know. A team with pretentions of success must have backups in place; one of the major criticisms of arsenal has been their lack of squad depth, and this isn't something you can ignore.
Furthermore, your mention of Alunmia is idiotic, as he's playing by managerial choice, not through injury or suspension. He's part of your first team now.
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6 Jan 2005, 14:54
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Shaun Wright-Phillips to have his picture hung next to Ian Wright's at Arsenal's Hall of Fame by the time he retires from football after spending 10 years at Arsenal.
The future's bright.
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6 Jan 2005, 14:59
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m00
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Who do you support Stew?
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6 Jan 2005, 16:05
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Made of Twigs
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nadval
Who do you support Stew?
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Guess
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6 Jan 2005, 16:11
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stew
Guess
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hint: Baaaaa
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The dreams in which i'm dying
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6 Jan 2005, 16:12
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
Baaaaarnsley
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6 Jan 2005, 16:16
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
If you put a small condom on a small prick, and you put a large condom on a large prick, what do you put on a thick prick?
A Derby shirt!
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What do you call a derby fan with lots of girlfriends?
A Shepherd!
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Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps?
They had pictures of D*rby players on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in an Derby shirt?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.
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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.
The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered."
The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded."
The fourth one says, "I prefer Derby fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable."
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Money saving tip
Fed up of forking out for a Derby kit just to show your support?
Simply attach a strap-on dildo to your forehead and it will be perfectly clear to everyone who you support.
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Why is it George Michael's ambition to play in goal for Derby?
Because he'd have have 10 arseholes in front of him and 30,000 pricks behind him.
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What's the difference between pride park and a hedgehog?
On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside
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The seven Dwarfs are down in the cave when it collapses.Snow White runs to the entrance and shouts down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out 'Derby county are good enough to win the European Cup'. Snow White pauses then says 'at least Dopey's still alive'.
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A man goes into East Midlands airport and eventually goes into the departure lounge waiting for his flight out on holiday to be called. All around him there is overturned tables, upturned chairs, smashed windows, flight monitors broken and crowd control barriers on the floor. 'Christ whats happened here?' he asks one of the ground crew.
'Oh yeah,' he replies. 'Bloody hopeless.... we had the Derby players in trying to film the new nike advert.'
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Rumour has it that to cut the cost of repairs for Derby's scoreboard, only the light bulbs in the half to show the opponents score will be fixed. The other half will just have 'Derby 0' painted on it in emulsion.
Someone asked me the other day what time Derby kick off. I replied by saying 'every ten minutes'.
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What's the difference between a female D*rby Fan and a pit bull?
Lipstick.
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What do you call 20 D*rby Fans skydiving from an airplane?
Diahorrea.
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If you see a D*rby fan on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?
It might be your bike.
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What do D*rby Fans and sperm have in common?
One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead D*rby Fan in the Road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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What do you have when 100 D*rby Fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.
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You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a D*rby Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the D*rby Fan, twice.
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What do D*rby Fans use for birth control?
Their personalities.
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Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, an intelligent D*rby fan and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a £50 note on the floor. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythical creatures.
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What is the difference between a D*rby Fan and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.
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A primary teacher starts a new job in the Midlands and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Derby County fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Derby fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: “Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?“
"Because I'm not a Derby fan miss,“ she replies.
The teacher, still shocked, asked: “Well, if you're not a Derby fan, then who are you a fan of?“
"I'm a Forest fan, and proud of it,“ Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. “Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Forest fan?“
"Because my mum and dad are from Nottingham, and my mum is a Forest fan, my dad is a Forest fan, so I'm a Forest fan too!“
“Well,“ said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, “that's no reason for you to be a Forest fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time! What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief? What would you be then?“
"Then,“ Mary smiled, “I'd be a Derby fan...“
ETC ETC ETC
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6 Jan 2005, 16:21
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lolly roffle
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
And you still wonder why Stew has never bothered to go for a pint with you .
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
hehe there's more but i got bored of copying them.
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6 Jan 2005, 16:33
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BlueTuba
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Re: Dear Arsenal fans...
last i heard somewhere was a small town in derby?
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