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22 Aug 2003, 16:09
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so f*cking zen
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The Dream F*ck
After a dry spell that makes most deserts look positively moist i finally got laid again.
I shall not go into details (although i was great) but i will share a comment she made:
"I like it when you dominate me ... but you really scared me when you covered my mouth with your hand."
It amused me anyway.
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22 Aug 2003, 16:11
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What relaltionship does the title of this thread share with it's contents, if any?
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22 Aug 2003, 16:11
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This thread is so wrong :(((((((((((((((((((((
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22 Aug 2003, 16:12
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Originally posted by JonnyBGood
This thread is so wrong ((((((((((((((((((((
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Yet it feels so right.
Oh what a Daceh and oh what a night.
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22 Aug 2003, 16:13
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Yet it feels so right.
Oh what a Daceh and oh what a night.
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NIGHT FEVER NIGHT FEVER!
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22 Aug 2003, 16:13
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A) Alcohol-related
B) Friend
C) Blind
D) Actual Relationship (?!)
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22 Aug 2003, 16:13
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
What relaltionship does the title of this thread share with it's contents, if any?
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Her comment on me.
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22 Aug 2003, 16:14
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Congratulations Dace.
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22 Aug 2003, 16:15
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Rawr rawr
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Her comment on me.
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Not you dreaming about getting laid? Cause that's what went though my head the first time I saw the thread.
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22 Aug 2003, 16:15
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I did not know that UK/Scotland sheep could talk
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22 Aug 2003, 16:15
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
Her comment on me.
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It's disturbing that anybody could consider you 'The Dream ****'. Even a hideously mutilated woman with no right breast and a dead eye.
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22 Aug 2003, 16:15
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so f*cking zen
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Originally posted by acropolis
A) Alcohol-related
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She said the comment "the morning after" tho.
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22 Aug 2003, 16:16
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Hang on, was this a dream as in a dream, or a dream as in a dream?
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22 Aug 2003, 16:17
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so f*cking zen
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Quote:
Originally posted by Marilyn Manson
It's disturbing that anybody could consider you 'The Dream ****'.
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Disturbing yet true.
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22 Aug 2003, 16:19
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Originally posted by Dace
yet true.
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So you say.
This is all pretty vague to me.
I suggest that you shag Kura and then we can have an independant assesment of your sexual prowess.
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22 Aug 2003, 16:19
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that is only a good comment if she comes back for more though mate!
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22 Aug 2003, 16:21
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so f*cking zen
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Originally posted by roadrunner_0
that is only a good comment if she comes back for more though mate!
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It's my choice whether or not that happens.
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22 Aug 2003, 16:22
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
She said the comment "the morning after" tho.
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that's "points".
a comment like that from a relatively sober chick seems to give **** buddy oppurtunity.
aight so who is now the reigning "GD dry spell champion"?
PS: it's kind of standard to rate her on the 'hotornot.com' 1 through 10 so we know what we're working with.
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22 Aug 2003, 16:23
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cynic
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Originally posted by Dace
It's my choice whether or not that happens.
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how fit was the bird then, as i am assuming that if it is only your 'choice' then you are considering it, but are not sure yet, which leads me to believe that she's a minger.
and probably ginger!
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22 Aug 2003, 16:23
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
It's my choice whether or not that happens.
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I think the 'choice' here is fairly illusory:
Quote:
Originally posted by Dace
After a dry spell that makes most deserts look positively moist
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22 Aug 2003, 16:24
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Quote:
Originally posted by acropolis
that's "points".
a comment like that from a relatively sober chick seems to give **** buddy oppurtunity.
aight so who is now the reigning "GD dry spell champion"?
PS: it's kind of standard to rate her on the 'hotornot.com' 1 through 10 so we know what we're working with.
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heh
Muslim is the Real Madrid of this competition
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I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which i'm dying
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22 Aug 2003, 16:27
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Originally posted by Ragnarak
heh
Muslim is the Real Madrid of this competition
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you can't really refer to that as a dry spell tho
more of an alternate universe, where water doesn't even exist...
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22 Aug 2003, 16:28
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I like pussy.
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22 Aug 2003, 16:30
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Quote:
Originally posted by acropolis
you can't really refer to that as a dry spell tho
more of an alternate universe, where water doesn't even exist...
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heh fair point
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I find it kind of sad
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22 Aug 2003, 16:31
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fascinated by bridges!
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I picture the hand :/
Matrim
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22 Aug 2003, 16:32
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so f*cking zen
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Originally posted by roadrunner_0
how fit was the bird then, as i am assuming that if it is only your 'choice' then you are considering it, but are not sure yet, which leads me to believe that she's a minger.
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PLUS POINTS
- I get sex (on a regular basis ... with somebody other than myself)
NEGATIVE POINTS
- She stays in Stirling (i hate Stirling)
- She works with my brothers g/f (i dont like my family knowing anything about my private life and Im sure the girl would tell my bros gf who would tell Phil stuff that i dont want him to know)
- I cant "do" relationships (emotionally cold and all that) and i think i might have to if i want the sex.
- Various other points i shall not go into.
- She's too tall (5'9")
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22 Aug 2003, 16:42
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- I cant "do" relationships (emotionally cold and all that) and i think i might have to if i want the sex.
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if you found someone you loved you would be able to
:-(
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22 Aug 2003, 16:44
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if you found someone you loved you would be able to
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And if i won the lottery i'd be rich ;)
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Quote:
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- She's too tall (5'9")
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Bwahahahahaha.
I guess most seven year olds are shorter, right?
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22 Aug 2003, 16:47
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I guess most seven year olds are shorter, right?
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WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
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22 Aug 2003, 16:50
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Your preferences for the height of your 'partner' have been altered by your consistent preference for the younger female and the corresponding decrease in height.
You're a paedo and 'grown-ups' (LOLOMFG) don't suit anymore.
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Your preferences for the height of your 'partner' have been altered by your consistent preference for the younger female and the corresponding decrease in height.
You're a paedo and 'grown-ups' (LOLOMFG) don't suit anymore.
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DM is so old the average height of his partner is six feet under!
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22 Aug 2003, 17:42
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5'9" is too high?, thats about average for me
and, a plus point of stirling...
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there might be one i suppose, well, i have a mate who goes there so it cant be all bad :/
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22 Aug 2003, 17:54
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DM is so old the average height of his partner is six feet under!
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heh heh...
't was funny.
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22 Aug 2003, 18:01
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this thread is pretty ****ed up
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22 Aug 2003, 18:05
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dace started it, what more can you expect.
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22 Aug 2003, 18:52
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and probably ginger!
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Ha!
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards,
finding strength to call and ask her
Roller coaster favorite ride,
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22 Aug 2003, 18:57
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Quote:
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- She's too tall (5'9")
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